Sunday, February 21, 2010

Choose Your Costume

As participants in the Infomaniac Winter Olympics, you are required to select a uniform from the following two choices:

High heels à la Johnny Weir? …



Or Norwegian curling pants?...




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26 comments:

  1. LẌ12:28 AM, February 21, 2010

    gold

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  2. LẌ12:30 AM, February 21, 2010

    The jackass pants and wellies.

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  3. kabuki zero12:34 AM, February 21, 2010

    curses xl, foiled again

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  4. kabuki zero12:35 AM, February 21, 2010

    I like the heels, but those slacks ae the livin end. I would like two pair. An everyday pair, and a special dreesed-up pair.

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  5. jason12:46 AM, February 21, 2010

    I'll be performing a pas de deux do-si-do in Canadian maple leaf high healed curling shoes.

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  6. Ponita in Real Life1:07 AM, February 21, 2010

    In support of the host nation for the Olympics, Kabuki could wear these with his every day pants.

    He'd be sure to score with them!

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  7. savannah4:26 AM, February 21, 2010

    i think the curling pants make y'alls ass look big, sugar! so, black because it's so slimming! xoxox

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  8. Roses4:36 AM, February 21, 2010

    Black, definitely the black.

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  9. eroswings4:44 AM, February 21, 2010

    I'll take the curling pants! They're stylish!

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  10. Princess5:02 AM, February 21, 2010

    I love the stellys but adore the norge trouser and the blonde boy who seems to be winking at me...

    It's like he's saying this one is for you Princess...

    I just love the size of his warmed rocks don't you?

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  11. Istvanski5:08 AM, February 21, 2010

    Norwegian curling pants for me.
    I also love chef's checkered trousers. Very 2 Tone.

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  12. Ms Scarlet6:05 AM, February 21, 2010

    I watched the ladies curling last night... they were also having problems with their draws.
    Sx
    ..whenever I watch the Brits always lose... I am like some kind of curse.

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  13. BEAST6:33 AM, February 21, 2010

    Those Norwegian curling trousers look suspiciously like my missing chefs gear....harumph

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  14. KAZ6:42 AM, February 21, 2010

    I'll always prefer femme to butch.
    Unless it's me in my docs and waistcoat.

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  15. The Mistress8:20 AM, February 21, 2010

    XL: The jackass pants and wellies.

    Were wellies an option here?

    I don’t THINK so!

    Can no one around here stick to the programme?

    KABUKI: curses xl, foiled again

    As far as placement is concerned, you’re like the Germany to his United States.

    KABUKI: I like the heels, but those slacks ae the livin end. I would like two pair. An everyday pair, and a special dreesed-up pair.

    You’re in luck.

    Known as Loudmouth Pants, they’re available here.

    JASON: I'll be performing a pas de deux do-si-do in Canadian maple leaf high healed curling shoes.

    In no time at all you’ll be forming a Ladies Grand Chain.

    PONITA: In support of the host nation for the Olympics, Kabuki could wear these with his every day pants.
    He'd be sure to score with them!

    Those belong on the shelf with the Maple Leaf wellies!

    SAVANNAH: i think the curling pants make y'alls ass look big, sugar! so, black because it's so slimming!

    Did you just step off the set of What Not To Wear?

    ROSES: Black, definitely the black.

    Good choice.

    Black is the new black.

    EROSWINGS: I'll take the curling pants! They're stylish!

    I saw someone strutting about town in them yesterday and I’m sure he was thinking the same thing.

    PRINCESS: I love the stellys but adore the norge trouser and the blonde boy who seems to be winking at me...
    It's like he's saying this one is for you Princess...
    I just love the size of his warmed rocks don't you?

    He’s not winking at you.

    He’s constipated.

    ISTVANSKI: Norwegian curling pants for me.
    I also love chef's checkered trousers. Very 2 Tone.

    But how would they go over in Scunthorpe?

    SCARLET: I watched the ladies curling last night... they were also having problems with their draws.
    Sx
    ..whenever I watch the Brits always lose... I am like some kind of curse.

    Were they having problems with their drawers as well?

    BEAST: Those Norwegian curling trousers look suspiciously like my missing chefs gear....harumph

    You can’t blame Frobisher as he goes in for frumpy house dresses and Ena Sharples hair nets.

    KAZ: I'll always prefer femme to butch.
    Unless it's me in my docs and waistcoat.

    Do you sleep in those Docs?

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  16. ayeM8y11:07 AM, February 21, 2010

    Ooh as much as I love the high heels, I’ll be wearing the ‘Curling Pants’ while participating in my favorite Infomaniac Winter Olympic event, ‘Curling Mistresses Lashes’. I’m stoking up my crimping iron in the fires as we speak. And STOP with that incessant crying! You know how it dampens the lash line and ruins my crisp springy curls!

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  17. Kapitano11:08 AM, February 21, 2010

    Thongs for Curling.

    Curling Thongs, in fact.

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  18. KAZ11:17 AM, February 21, 2010

    Ha Ha @ Kapitano.

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  19. normadesmond11:26 AM, February 21, 2010

    heels sans pants, thank you.

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  20. INNER VOICES12:13 PM, February 21, 2010

    can i just have the heels rubbed up and on me? can i wear them someplace other than my feet?

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  21. The Mistress12:18 PM, February 21, 2010

    AYEM8Y: Ooh as much as I love the high heels, I’ll be wearing the ‘Curling Pants’ while participating in my favorite Infomaniac Winter Olympic event, ‘Curling Mistresses Lashes’. I’m stoking up my crimping iron in the fires as we speak. And STOP with that incessant crying! You know how it dampens the lash line and ruins my crisp springy curls!

    But I don’t want the eyes of Tammy Faye!

    KAPI: Thongs for Curling.
    Curling Thongs, in fact.

    Have you made KAZ your straight man?

    KAZ: Ha Ha @ Kapitano.

    How much is Kapi paying you?

    NORMADESMOND: heels sans pants, thank you.

    With or without pearl necklace?

    VOICES: can i just have the heels rubbed up and on me? can i wear them someplace other than my feet?

    *flings orthotics at Voices’ “horseshoe stake”*

    Ringer!

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  22. Philip Mershon2:01 PM, February 21, 2010

    Unless I should get cast in a bad touring company of "Kiss Me Skate", I shall stick with Weir Wear.

    Heels, in addition to giving one a flattering calf line, are remarkably easy to walk in.

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  23. The Mistress11:31 PM, February 21, 2010

    FELIX: Unless I should get cast in a bad touring company of "Kiss Me Skate", I shall stick with Weir Wear.
    Heels, in addition to giving one a flattering calf line, are remarkably easy to walk in.

    And display your buttocks prominently!

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  24. mrpeenee1:13 AM, February 23, 2010

    Why am I the only one to see the obvious answer is BOTH. Those sassy stilletos are made for some doofus sag drawers.

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  25. The Mistress9:21 AM, February 23, 2010

    The sag will suit your body shape, Peenee.

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  26. Jill11:08 AM, February 27, 2010

    Heels please... I like my diamonds in my ears.

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