Nipple Tweaking.
Everybody's doin' it.
So why don't you?
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ReplyDeleteI went away and tweaked. Now what?
ReplyDeletePerhaps you could go back to the previous posting and measure your penis.
ReplyDeleteFilth!
ReplyDeleteI mean first!
drat, wrong on both accounts.
Dear MJ,
ReplyDeleteI see you have gathered the Canadian "Nipple Tweaking Team" in readiness for the London Games demonstration sport.
Well done my dear.
Are you turning into an Olympic Junkie?
It's the Filthy Friday Chicken Dance! Coming to a wedding or bar mitzvah near you!
ReplyDeleteI have had my nipples professionally tweaked, and have never look back. Don't wear a shirt with an embroidered logo without nipple protection. I spent an afternoon with bandaids covering my girls, and it made the lesbians I was with spastic with laughter.
ReplyDeleteAt least you could have done a fresh Filthy Friday posting. It is after all the highlight of Beasties day. You've disappointed him. A lot.
ReplyDelete***tweaks nipples with an air of dissapointment***
ReplyDeleteThe guy in the white trousers looks very pleased to be tweaking his nipples.
ReplyDeleteIt's too early for nipple tweaking. I'm drinking my coffee instead.
Mercifully I'd forgotten this one.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing it but I still can't get radio 4.
ReplyDeleteSx
*breezes in briefly to promise new Filthy Friday for next week*
ReplyDelete*notices chafed nipples on kabuki and applies NipGuards*
*tweaks Beast's nipples*
*breezes back out*
I'm ordering the Nip Guard t-shirt!
ReplyDeletethis all should be nipped in the bud!
ReplyDeleteGAH! MY EYES!
ReplyDeletethank you?
ReplyDelete*tweaks Normadesmond’s nipples as he protests*
ReplyDelete*attempts to tweak XL’s nipples but is thwarted by NipGuards*
Where are my manners?
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Will someone please tell me why all the hairy, fat, bald naked men like to fling their weenies out and photograph them for all the world to see? Why can't someone like Ryan Reynolds or Johnny Depp do this? We'd all much rather see that. Can I get an amen?!
ReplyDeleteHere's an AMEN from me!
ReplyDeleteA...
ReplyDeleteOoh! Men!
Kapitano, see I KNEW you wouldn't mind seeing Ryan Reynolds' or Johnny Depp's schlong. Anyone else? Anyone? Bueller?
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ReplyDelete[passes container around]
That udder cream can be used in conjunction with Bag Balm.
ReplyDeleteIf it’s good enough for Shania Twain…