Sunday, February 21, 2010

Hockey Night In Canada

The streets of Canada will be deserted tonight.



Do not expect any signs of life from Mistress MJ until Monday.

23 comments:

  1. i may have to take another stab at hockey.

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  2. Mistress, I'm ready for the game too.You betcha!

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  3. damn and again no medal! xoxox

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  4. I shall myself to sleep tonite. Cold tears of abject desperation.Why are such injustices put on dear kabuki? Is it XL's doing? Oh MJ, mistress of all that is delectable, please squeeze a heiney for kabuki. (or two)

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  5. I shall myself to sleep tonite? WTF. There may be something in my drink. XL - you pusillanimous popinjay, you shall fear me yet.

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  6. Now I know why there are so many Hockey Moms.

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  7. I've never understood the need for jockstraps.

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  8. No, XL... the gold will be OURS!!! All because our boys wear the best undies in the Olympics. ;-)

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  9. It's the end of the first period and I just popped in real quick to say that I hope you stocked up on liquor! I hear the stores have to close early today!

    It's an exciting game so far!

    *Returns to flipping channels between ice dancing, curling, and hockey!

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  10. [tactfully avoids mentioning the game]

    [fluffs pillows]

    [tiptoes out]

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  11. Let us never speak of this day again.

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  12. Yes, it was a bad game for the red and white. Methinks the greatest goalie of all time should take a rest and the torch should be passed. Germany and Russia? - we can take them!

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  13. PRINCESS: Go back to bed.

    NWTRUNNER: Go Canada!

    *rattles cowbell*

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  14. If last night's game is any indication of whatzgowin on...Team NHL needs a new roster made up of Crosby clones ASAFP!!!
    The Ruskies are going to eat our lunch...if we make it out of this division :(

    I am enjoying the ski/board cross racing though..that IS cool...and no eastern block judges operating under duress, just a clock.

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  15. DONN: The fact that you won gold in Naked Snowmobiling is victory enough for this country.

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  16. Oh dear, I'm SO terribly sorry about slapping your national ass with a hockey stick and all that. You must just feel TERRIBLE after such a humiliating defeat, especially after all the big mouth trash talking leading up to it. Why, I wouldn't know how to LIVE with myself....

    Sorry.

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