I have secured MJ's safe release. Seems Quatchi is fond of melons, and not just MJ's. With the $6.72 ($400 canadian) I was able to procure some honeydew and several casabas, and at noon eastern time, in a remote canadian village, MJ's was released. A bit chafed and wearing only a nylon catsuit (yellow), she is on her way home. It appears it was a plot by Zambesi dissidents to mar the opening of the Olympics. (they don't got snow) Welcome home my princess, an go canada!
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ReplyDeleteyucky old people!!
ReplyDeleteA classy lady wears pearl necklaces!
ReplyDeleteYou know, someone should've told her to fix her hair before they took this picture.
her hair ain't the only thing wrong with that lady. Hey XL - suck it.
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteWow. That's a nice looking dick and it seems to be attached to a good body. I would rather see more of him!
ReplyDeletecame back.
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I hope she didn't bite.
ReplyDeleteHe seems strangely unexcited....
I wonder why?
Oh hai boxer, eroswings.
That's so mean of you MJ, exposing Julia Child in one of her more private moments of snacking.
ReplyDeleteI see she even brought nibb-I mean nipples for the fella.
That puts a whole new spin on dental hygiene.
ReplyDeleteHubba hubba gummy mummy, that should learn you not to floss
Always good to have something to get my teeth into on a Friday morning.
ReplyDeleteSx
errrrrk. Goodbye libido.
ReplyDeleteShe's affectionately known as "Gummy Bear!"
ReplyDeleteThanks for that. I mms'ed the picture to a few friends. Top entertainment!
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ReplyDeleteThey say if you lay down with dogs you will get up with flea, I reckon fleas would have been a blessing compared to what he got up with.
ReplyDeleteNice to finally see pix of you, MJ.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't seem to be working since his salami is rather limp? maybe she needs lube???
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteI have secured MJ's safe release. Seems Quatchi is fond of melons, and not just MJ's. With the $6.72 ($400 canadian) I was able to procure some honeydew and several casabas, and at noon eastern time, in a remote canadian village, MJ's was released. A bit chafed and wearing only a nylon catsuit (yellow), she is on her way home. It appears it was a plot by Zambesi dissidents to mar the opening of the Olympics. (they don't got snow) Welcome home my princess, an go canada!
ReplyDeleteThe ever lovely and wise Mr Rivers is right. And completely immune to flattery, of course.
ReplyDeleteThe photo could be captioned "Orul: Ur Doin It Rong!".
When Bingo goes wrong.
ReplyDeleteOi stop posting pictures of my uncle Jim
ReplyDeleteOh, Beast. Now look what you've done.
ReplyDelete* tuts *
Crikey!
ReplyDeleteMe and my big mouth !!!!
***wishes he hadn't mentioned mouth ***
Been there.
ReplyDeleteAnd there too.
I'm back!
ReplyDeleteBut yellow isn't my colour.
*doffs yellow nylon catsuit*
Yuk! thats absolutely horrid. They shouldn't do stuff like that let alone photograph it.
ReplyDeletehee hee hee!
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