Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Erection Party

Hey everybody, let’s have an erection party!

40 comments:

  1. Not tonight, I have a headache.

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  2. Silver, actually, Miss Scarlet.

    My comment doesn't count.

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  3. ...I don't think flashing my tits is going to have much effect around here..
    Sx

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  4. Excellent...! I'm a medal winning Brit. I am rare.
    Sx

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  5. Flashing your tits might be the motivation XL needs to attend our erection party.

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  6. *flashes a pert little rack at Mr XL*
    Sx

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  7. Hmmm...he hasn't shown up yet.

    If you read the comments in the previous post, you'll see he's turned into a slutty female figure skater.

    That could explain everything.

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  8. I think I'll be attending after all.

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  9. Can I eat "flied lice" at the Erection Party ?

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  10. There's that fickle XL, after all.

    Savannah, MUST we explain the concept of an erection to you?

    It's BYOL, Heff. Bring your own lice. We're still cleaning up from the crabs you brought to the last party.

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  11. *flashes a buxomy large rack and bumps Scarlet out of the silver medal spot*

    For some reason, things seem to grow bigger in colder climates... sorry, Scarlet!

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  12. Excuse me!!! That's cheating!!! Gimme me silver medal back...
    *chases Ponita like a demented chilhuahua*
    Sx

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  13. Oh here we go.

    I'll be over at the bar if anyone's looking for me.

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  14. kabuki will always attend any event containing erections and boobies, if only to keep things above board. hands on the table gentlemen. Plus I am well versed in the happy dance, and what kind of party doesn't have dancing.

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  15. Are those cha cha heels, Miss kabuki?

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  16. No place yet again.

    *sigh*

    I'll happily vote for the Erection Party. Will there be firemen? Failing that, Robert Downey Jr?

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  17. Firemen?

    Perhaps XL will get out his hose.

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  18. A sunny erection party.
    Where does the sun come from?

    Don't answer that...

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  19. You're sittin' on it, Istvanski!

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  20. When you erect it, it will come ...

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  21. Is that guy coming to the erection party?

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  22. MAGO: That is my personal vision.

    MISS JANEY: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    We’ll invite him as a special belated birthday present for you.

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  23. There's an update. A moustache ...

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  24. Funny thing: I attended an 'erection party' this morning.

    Er, party of one...right this way. No waiting. (and think of the money I save on cologne)

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  25. MAGO: A moustache?

    Eh?

    MICHAEL GUY: Hey everybody!

    There’s a party in Michael’s pants and everyone’s invited!

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  26. adds new meaning ti the phrase vote early and vote often....ha

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  27. are there going to be any party favors?

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  28. if you should have an erection lasting more than 4 hours please seek medical attention. A naughty nurse should know just what to do to bring the swelling down. Or in Canada just apply some frozen tundra!

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  29. friend visiting japan told me how he spent time in a hotel lounge. the piano player was doing an homage to john denver and sang, "cuntly loads, take me home..."

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  30. Boy do those Japanese know how to party!

    Will there be sushi? I'd love to eat some sashimi!

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  31. MANUEL: Ha!

    VOICES: Get your hand out of the pork barrel.

    KAPI: I never thought I’d hear that from you!

    KABUKI: I’ll just step outside to my icehole and grab something cold.

    NORMADESMOND: Ha!

    Cuntly loads…

    I like to think of it also as a variation on ‘courtly lords’ as they dance a minuet.

    EROS: Eat up… you’ve got Olympic reporting to do!

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  32. I think I should throw an erection party this weekend. I need to get busy on the invites.

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  33. MICHAEL: How about "CUM as you are"?

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  34. that's racist but whatareyagonnado?

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