Are you in need of a little manscaping?
Mr. Baldnutz offers a personal shaving service for men in the Vancouver area.
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OUCH!
ReplyDeleteI'd be more interested in the Winter Games if 'manscaping' was an official event.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what this means and I am very happy about that.
ReplyDeleteOh HAI! HAI! XL. And hai to Michael Guy too.
I second that Michael
ReplyDeleteIsn't it a little too cold for a complete shave job?
ReplyDeleteI'd rather get an Ilanaaq logo styled out to go with that Vancouver Olympics spirit.
And there was me thinking I was being clever finding a 'where's willy?' website.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.whereswilly.com/
It wasn't what it sounds like.
Isn't there a less . . . cheap sounding service? You know, one with a more upper-class name?
ReplyDeleteMr Baldnutz sounds like a thug.
Wonder what he uses. Leatherman pocket tool? Reaping hook? Does he pluck too - a little more at the sides please ...
ReplyDeleteMr Inexplicable needs to book Sharon who works at Topiary Testicle.
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Hi all,
ReplyDeleteA close shave might be just the thing to make the Olympics a little more dangerous,
Nude Skeleton anyone?
Oh and I almost forgot... IDV, I have found your Curling Wand.
IVD: Isn't there a less . . . cheap sounding service? You know, one with a more upper-class name?
ReplyDeleteMr Baldnutz sounds like a thug.
Mr Smoothie - lie back and be gently serviced
Cut'n'Pluck - your friendly local manscaper, with reasonable rates
Mr Skrotoshav - East European
The Razor - The mafia hitman on his day job
Depilator - The Terminator's quieter brother
That was funny. I think.
ReplyDeleteKapi:
ReplyDeleteDepilator - The Terminator's quieter brother
I'll be back...to wax your crack and sack!
I've been giving my "Deirdre" (the bit underneath that resembles Deirdre Barlow's neck) a sprucing up today.
ReplyDeleteHaving seen several naked people I add my valuable opinion. Shaving is not 'manscaping' but still acceptable is restricted to sensibility. Total crotch shaving gives the 'shavee' the appearance of a fat adolescent. Sexy? No.
ReplyDeleteI am NOT a thug. I am a perfectly respectable buisinessperson providing a necessary and legitimate service. My goal is to beautify Canada one scrotum at a time. And God knows it could use the beautification. Have you ever seen the average male Canadian pubis? Let me put it this way: Go apply for an elk tag, buy a machete and make sure your GPS locator has a fresh battery.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Michael. I'd watch that. Heck, I'd even offer to score.
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