Mistress MJ is busy drinking sorting through your entries at the moment and has not had time to respond to your emails, respond to your comments in the last post or visit your blogs.
I wish to apologize to XL. Obviously the after effects of my amnesia drug are unpleasantness. When dealing with a world-champion like XL, a proper reverence is required. After all, the man is 79 years old. A veritable olympic redwood. (Note) ladies, please look at your medals. If they say 'Olympic Gams', those are the ones he hands out at titty bars. sorry, and don't get them wet.
first - el firsto - the firster - ringaling-afirsty numero uno
ReplyDeleteel capitan deprimo alphamale
big-guy top-dog
GOLD MEDAL IN YOUR FACE XL !!!
There I feel all better
silver
ReplyDeleteBronze!
ReplyDeleteFifth.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
I don't think my mugs are ugly enough, but I'll see what I can do.
ReplyDeletewhy do i even bother anymore? *sigh*
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
[hands Savannah a gold from my collection as Kabuki has none to spare]
ReplyDeleteI misread that as *snorting*...
ReplyDeleteI must try harder to get a gold.
Sx
[also hands Miss Scarlet a gold from my collection as Kabuki has none to spare]
ReplyDeleteThank you! You noticed my subtle hint then?!
ReplyDeleteSx
What the hell is going on in here?
ReplyDelete[also hands Mistress MJ a gold from my collection as Kabuki has none to spare]
ReplyDeletenow that is a groovy mug! i've nothing as clever, but will try too.
ReplyDeleteIf I win and even if I don't I want an 'infomaniac mug'!
ReplyDeleteThat Infomaniac one is fab.
ReplyDeleteBut I also like this one.
XL?!
ReplyDelete*drops hint*
ATTENTION BITCHES: You are to click on the link provided by KAZ to find out the proper way to suck up to Mistress MJ.
ReplyDeleteWhat do You know MJ? I'll NEVER suck up to you!
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe just a bit because your burg is hosting the Winter Oh-Limp-ix.
Why would I want a mug that says I love Michael Jackson?
ReplyDeleteYou took me off your blogroll. Do you have any idea how painful that is ?
ReplyDeleteEspecially when you're gonna need to put it right back up there 02/24/2010.
Is that beer breath I smell?
ReplyDeleteOh good gawd.
Not the return of THE HEFF?!
*marks calendar*
[also hands Roses a gold from my collection as Kabuki has none to spare]
ReplyDeleteJust taking a moment to pop in and say that you people have some BUTT UGLY MUGS in your cupboards!
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be one hard call come voting day.
All my mugs are boring. Do you have a prize for the mug most likely to induce a coma?
ReplyDeleteWho said anything about a prize?
ReplyDeleteMistress, is there a category for those who are mugless?
ReplyDeleteI wish to apologize to XL. Obviously the after effects of my amnesia drug are unpleasantness. When dealing with a world-champion like XL, a proper reverence is required. After all, the man is 79 years old. A veritable olympic redwood. (Note) ladies, please look at your medals. If they say 'Olympic Gams', those are the ones he hands out at titty bars. sorry, and don't get them wet.
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