Here’s an early warning sign . . .
Still not sure? Read these handy homo prevention tips for concerned parents with suspect toddlers.
Note: This is a FEBRUARY FLASHBACK from the Infomaniac Archives. Content in February Flashbacks may be slightly altered from the original posting. We welcome your comments but due to time limitations this month, Mistress MJ will not be responding personally to all your comments.
this is no flashback,
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is that a breast?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Boxer!
ReplyDeleteHey! I was gonna be second, XL! You snuck in there.
ReplyDeleteOh Hai, Boxer... and you too, XL. :-)
ReplyDeleteWhere did MJ get a picture of my breast?
I assure you, however, that no baby has ever laid lips on my nips...
On closer inspection, that ain't mine... it's not big enough... ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Ponita!
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The milk has expired!
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly the face I make when faced with one of those!
ReplyDeleteMe too IDV
ReplyDeletethe list involves all the things I did/do. Bingo!
I prefer cream.
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Aahhhh. Photos like that and I melt into a dreamy remembrance of the fun my wife and I had when she was breast feeding. Happy days *sigh*
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I must be off. I have an old tin bath I have to row across the Atlantic. What with air fares and the cost of online meals etc I just cannot afford airplanes nor boats any more.
that baby has the face of charles laughton, who would have made the same face, faced with a nipple such as that.
ReplyDeleteThe poor sucker was pocked in the eye.
ReplyDeleteSurely there's an easier way to identify gay babies? If they come out girly pink, that's a sign.
ReplyDeleteOh, and wouldn't a truly gay baby just be bored by breasts? Might be horrified by manbreasts though.
The things you learn at Infomaniac , I shall make sure I keep my eyes peeled for gay babies in the future
ReplyDelete***adjusts baggy white undies and skips off***
How embarrassed is the rest of the Baptist community? Is it wrong to picture Landover Baptist Church disappearing into a sinkhole? Not the people, just the church itself. I want to see how they explain that. (Of course the 'gays' did it.) It is true that whenever we join together the whole thing gets demonic. That Satan is such a card! But how did they know. Did God tap my phone? Is Jesus following me peering in my window? What extremely un-christian behaviour. I hope St. Peter does nopt get wind of this.
ReplyDeleteI would swear that's a baby picture of me, except the breast is too large. And it's in color.
ReplyDeleteMy baby is gay. I just know it. Is there an antidote? I would hate for him to spread his gay-ness to other innocent hetero babies.
ReplyDeleteHOMO1N1 Vaccine? Maybe?
I think tits turned me gay - oh no wait. the other one .
ReplyDeleteHer nipple looks like a cheese cube. I wouldn't want it either.
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