Sunday, December 23, 2018

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

The Mistress has snapped on her Mistletoe Belt Buckle...

 
You know what THAT means.

Don't look so clueless...
Of course you know what it means.

Yes, it's that special time of the year again. Mirth, merriment, martinis and men. 

We here at Infomaniac wish you a safe and happy holiday.

14 comments:

  1. Let me guess...belt buckles all around?!?!


    I wish you a Happy Christmas too Marianne Jocola. I do generally like my men with a side of merriment after a martini, but with girth, not mirth. 💋💋💋

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  2. Careful, you don't know where those beads have been!

    Merry Christmas Mistress!

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  3. Have yourself a merry fucking time! XXX

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    1. Norma dear,

      That mouth of yours,
      this time of year,
      could encourage joy,
      for every queer.

      No potty language,
      we need at all,
      your sentiments reek,
      like a truck stop stall.

      Now be a lady,
      or reasonable facsimile,
      offer cheer and joy,
      upon bent knee.

      For Infomaniacs,
      are a gentle sort,
      we talk and tell,
      when we cavort.

      The details smolder,
      the nuance unveiled,
      whether with just one,
      or both ends impaled.

      Next time offer,
      an actual script,
      three men, baby oil,
      amd get it dipped.

      Scarlet and Mitzi,
      the Mistress and all,
      are ladies who's wishes,
      have a daintier call.

      So don your ankle spreader,
      lips perfectly glossed,
      year-end merry making,
      involves salads getting tossed.

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    2. If only this could be the
      Xmas card I send to neighbors.

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  4. Have a wonderful Christmas, Ms Mistress!!!
    SXXXX

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  5. Those anal beads aren't much of a challenge.

    Merry Christmas!

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  6. Mistletoe Belt Buckle? More like a chastity warning. Ain't nobody going down there...

    Merry Christmas

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  7. He only came to deliver the groceries. Now look what's happened to him... Well stuffed. Jx

    PS Bah Humbug, Mistress!

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  8. Benevolent Kwanzaa to one and all the little Infomaniax.

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  9. Merry Christmas bitches! A bowl of courtesy cherry chapsticks has been placed near MJ’s mistletoe.

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  10. The Christmas lasagna is made. The annual cleaning of the refrigerator done. Onward to 2019.

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  11. Dear MJ and all the Infomaniacs,

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    --*o*o*o*o*
    o*o*-]o[-*o*o

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!

    May the Season surround you all with laughter, joy, and good times!

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  12. I hope you had a Very wonderful Christmas, most Veryest of Mistresses, and are enjoying a boozy Boxing Day!

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