I bought the planter about a year ago because I'M well aware of the Infomanics predisposition of Coulrophobia! The fridge is an old friend. I've had a half dozen of them over the years ranging from primo to ruined, this is one the rern't ones. In my potting pergola, which houses and supports my ancient scuppernong vine... I have many metal cabinets hanging about. Perfect for seedlings that need darkness and the birds, squirrels,and RATS cant get at'em. So Snow White Fridge serves a valuable purpose.
Happy to be missed. Say hello to Penny Marshall who features in that commercial as well...and Terri Garr! I hope that's not a Proctor and Gamble OMEN! Poor Tom Selnick...the fates have done been recorded on a commercial.
I must confess to spending the better part of an afternoon catching up on your blog when I clicked and found you living in new digs. I will be following your blueprint of ridding myself of a house (worth a buttload) and a few possessions I'm still a pack rat. Incidentally, I have a clock very similar to yours. Mine has two collums where your rather more deluxe version has three! A distinct tick tock though.
YAY!!!!!! That is a nice entry...but I still like his full Bird of Paradise more.
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!!!!
Delete"BLUSHES TO BE COY"
As my Christmas SOURCE, I was saddened to learn of the impending demise of the NYC Bergdorf location.
Nice presentation. Well done Pirate!
ReplyDeleteThank you Sir, I was inspired by your ficus submission.
DeleteFuck the planter, I LOVE the Snow White fridge!
ReplyDeleteI bought the planter about a year ago because I'M well aware of the Infomanics predisposition of Coulrophobia! The fridge is an old friend. I've had a half dozen of them over the years ranging from primo to ruined, this is one the rern't ones. In my potting pergola, which houses and supports my ancient scuppernong vine... I have many metal cabinets hanging about. Perfect for seedlings that need darkness and the birds, squirrels,and RATS cant get at'em. So Snow White Fridge serves a valuable purpose.
Delete"Here's to her service."
Yes, I too am interested in the Snow White fridge!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the rest of the garden?
Sx
She's a PRINCESS! Isn't it tacky that she hawks her own line of appliances?
DeleteNothing has happened to the garden. It's winter and has died back. I'm going for bleak. A Bob Cratchit feel.
Norma dear,
ReplyDeleteFor you to become frigid,
the world would pay,
cryogenic your horny,
for a sexual ricochet.
You could focus upon you,
leave menfolk alone,
give distant lads a pass,
hang up the phone.
Take to your plantings,
seedlings and such,
let others partake,
in the most carnal touch.
Sandpaper your build-up,
a grinder might do.
Simply catheterize,
instead of a screw.
With you off the field,
cleansing chemicals too,
we'd frolic of old,
bar scene deja vu.
But alas, we know,
sadly, all to well,
how your lust runs amok,
your folds quick to swell.
You'd fuck the planter,
and Snow White included.
Cartoon character ointments,
now crotch-high booted.
You'd turn out the lass,
as your well-mentored slut,
The clown would join in,
for a two-fisted rut.
And frosty we'll be,
a bit salty too,
For Norma's notches then read,
one million and 2.
Yes!
DeleteHANG UP THE PHONE!
AND SLAM THE DOOR!
How lovely! And succinct. Infomanics now has it's own Bard? SWANKY!
ReplyDeleteThat is far too good to be left outside, a temptation for passers-by to exercise their green fingered thieving skills.
ReplyDeleteI trust that the fear of clowns will be sufficient deterrent.
Delete"But where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns
Well, maybe next year..."
Send in the clowns. Indeed. Jx
ReplyDelete"But where are the clowns
DeleteSend in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here"
Swanky clowns!!
ReplyDelete"Isn't it rich?
DeleteAre we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air,
Where are the clowns?
Where are the SWANKY clowns."
Hello fellow Infomanics! Some of you may or not know me, just look to the right side bar...
ReplyDeleteanyway...
I look forward to vis'tn with you guys again!
AND NO! I haven't been in prison! Well, not a government sanctioned prison, but the kind of one's on making.
I see the light at the end of my long tunnel.
I love you guys.
Ain't it time for Mr. Device to surface and take over...
I'm kinda out of "Send in the Clowns" cliches!
I can't tell you how glad I am to have you return. I keep going by your old place telling Patti Deutsch hello from time to time.
DeleteHappy to be missed. Say hello to Penny Marshall who features in that commercial as well...and Terri Garr! I hope that's not a Proctor and Gamble OMEN! Poor Tom Selnick...the fates have done been recorded on a commercial.
ReplyDeleteI must confess to spending the better part of an afternoon catching up on your blog when I clicked and found you living in new digs. I will be following your blueprint of ridding myself of a house (worth a buttload) and a few possessions I'm still a pack rat. Incidentally, I have a clock very similar to yours. Mine has two collums where your rather more deluxe version has three! A distinct tick tock though.
Merry Christmas