Happy New Year, Bitches!

Mr. DeVice's Garden Photos

The final entry in the EIGHTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT comes to us from Mr. DeVice's chateau in Overstrand, Norfolk, England. Please click the pics to embiggen.

I only have a couple of suitable photos this year, as the gardens of my temporary abode, Chateau DeVice, are quite bijou and mostly paved.  Nevertheless, the pots have done well, as I hope these photos show.  The ‘front door’ photo is from the beginning of July, and the close-up is from mid-August. 
 

The front door has an extremely fragrant climbing rose on the left and honeysuckle on the right.  Flanking them are a pair of standard olive trees (the only pictured plants growing in the ground), and globe topiarised box bushes (Buxus).  

I’m especially pleased with my pineapple lilies (Eucomis comosa), the bulb of the pictured one split last year to provide two flower spikes this year.  And I’ve noticed it’s split once again this year, so there may be a third next year (although, I’m going to separate them in the Spring so there’s one per pot). 

Thank you, Mr. DeVice.

And thanks to all of you for your patience in waiting for the rather belated Garden Event of 2018. Before you know it, it will be spring!

Everyone into the Gincuzzi!

If this doesn't cheer you Bitches up, nothing will...

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Cards on the Table

Cards on the table, Bitches...

How was your 2018?

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

The Mistress has snapped on her Mistletoe Belt Buckle...

 
You know what THAT means.

Don't look so clueless...

Of course you know what it means.

Yes, it's that special time of the year again. Mirth, merriment, martinis and men. 

We here at Infomaniac wish you a safe and happy holiday.

AyeM8y's Garden Photo

Our next entry in the EIGHTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is AyeM8y (Mean Dirty Pirate) in Florida...

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I just couldn't resist sharing what's left of my garden and my new favorite planter.

I will be returning to my blog now that Tumblr has banned porn. And I miss you guys.
- Mean Dirty Pirate "AyeM8y"

Mitzi's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the EIGHTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is Mitzi from England. Over to you, hen.

 

I drove past my grandma's old house a while back and was pleased to see the pampas grasses I bought as a child at a church fete for 5p each are still thriving today, 30 odd years later. My Gran thought they were bulrushes and planted them between the roses. As you can see, they soon took over her front garden and you know what they say about having pampas grass in the front garden!

 

Pampas grass

 

My back garden with a view of the wash house / freezer shed...

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Not one of mine but imagine them all wearing Crocs...

 

The Maidenhair fern I call Barbra (Ms Streisand to you) so called because she is very highly strung and has seen better days...

 

The Easter cacti was left outside last winter, it survived the Beast from the East but it was in a very sorry state. I brought it in and It's perked up a treat. Aspidistra in the background...

 

Thank you, Mitzi!

Norma's Garden Photos

Our next entry in the EIGHTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is Miss Normadesmond. Give it to us, Norma.

Initially, I hired an experienced landscaper.

 Her continual raking annoyed me, so I found Duke on Craigslist.

An expert mower, I’m considering using him to plow this winter.

When Duke was busy with other tasks, the Mistress (!) pinch-hit with the mowing. Sweet of her, huh?

Ultimately, I hire all the work out & enjoy myself.

 

Fuck it, I’m worth it!

Miss Scarlet's Garden Photo

Our next entry in the EIGHTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is Miss Scarlet...

"Here is my frosty pic... which is not technically in my garden.... but is very close. I'm going abstract this year."

LX's Garden Photo

The next entry in the EIGHTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is LX from Texas. Take it away, LX!
 

This is a ficus (Ficus benjamina ?) plant. It is not mine. It is in my doctor's waiting room. I figure I have paid for it many times over. So this is my entry this year.

Did I win yet?

Note: The Management reminds you that the Garden Photos Event is not a contest.

Jeffery's Garden Photos

The next entry in the EIGHTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT is Jeffery from Philadelphia. 

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Moon Vines

Jerusalem Artichokes

Violas

Foxgloves and Prince of Orange Poppies

The Jungle

Cimicifuga, Liatris, and Sweet White Peas

Thank you, Jeffery!

Jon's Garden Photos

The EIGHTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT starts today! 

Our first entry is from JON in London, England. Click pics to enlarge...

From "Narnia" to "Club Tropicana" in one year? What an utterly stressful start we had to 2018 (and especially so for our garden) - we put down a deposit in January on a new flat, then had the onerous task of digging up our entire, mature, carefully-nurtured plant collection in order to either dump them, give them away, or re-plant them into pots, in preparation for the move. In February! As if that wasn't bad enough, we could only watch as probably the worst, coldest, dampest March in decades ["The Beast from the East"] froze everything we'd transported.

But once things thawed out - and we went on to have a lovely mild Spring - the whole shebang survived and thrived (entirely in pots) through the Great Heatwave we had in June, July and August - and in the process we created probably the best garden we've had so far... 

[clockwise from left] Hesperis matronalis (Sweet Rocket); Ipomoea tricolor (Morning Glory) "Kniola's Black"; Digitalis purpurea (Foxglove); Lilium martagon "Nicotine".

 

 

[clockwise from left] Aquilegia x hybrida "Blue Star"; Dahlia (grown from seed variety "Bishop's Children" back in 2014); Fuchsia "Bobolink" (just one of twenty-one varieties we have collected this year); Monarda didyma "Red Colours".

 

 

Tree Lily (probably "Pretty Woman"); Asarina scandens; Phlox paniculata; Ipomoea lobata (Spanish Flag).

There's much, much more I could share pictures of, of course - from early spring bulbs such as iris, snowdrops, daffodils and crocus, to early summer flowers like lupins, thalictrum, geranium, polemonium, lobelia and campanula, to annuals (or half-hardies) such as petunia, hollyhock, pelargonium, verbena, mimulus, nicotiana, begonia, thunbergia, cobaea and impatiens, to the ever-lovely and enduring salvias.  But one has to stop somewhere!
 

And what better way than with our mid-summer visitor, the endlessly amusing "Smiling Wasp" (Ectemnius cavifrons), which helped rid us of pesky caterpillars for several months, all the while craning its neck to keep its eye on us?!

 

Thank you, Jon!

TFGES: The Journey Continues

Before we start in on the garden photos, be sure to visit Rimpy Rimpington's Continuing History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. 

Rimpy picks up where my Definitive History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts left off but he also does a bang-up job of recapping all the previous entries.

Rimpy Rimpington

Mr. Rimpington is now in charge of documenting the further adventures of our beloved item of green apparel. 

A round of applause for Rimpy! Long live The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts! 

And another round of applause for Mr. DeVice. When you visit Rimpy's blog, you'll see the map Mr. DeVice created at the top of the page to follow the trail of filth as The Shorts circle the globe. 

So CLICK HERE now for The Continuing History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Coming Soon - The Big Reveal!

We'll soon reveal your submissions to the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event.

Rather than one long post, you'll each have your own individual garden photos post. I'll publish your photos in the order in which they were received.

Got Houseplants?

In the last post, I asked you to send me your garden photos for the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event. So far, I've received entries from several of you Bitches. 

This message, then, is for the Mr. Peenees of this world who said, "Since the people who bought my house insisted the yard come with it, I will not be able to compete this year."

If you don't have a garden, send me a photo of your houseplant(s). Or the floral arrangement on your dining room table. Or tie a bow around that stalk of celery in your fridge.

I do, however, draw the line at this sort of thing...

Call for Garden Photos

Send in your garden photos for the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event. 

No deadline. Just do it.

Better late than never.

No more than 10 photos per person and please give a brief description of each photo, and tell me which town and country you're in. 

The Latest Winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

The winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competiton is AlpoJones in the state of Washington, USA. Click here. I've also posted the photo, here...

Congratulations, AJ! AJ's entry, as you can see, is on a Tumblr site. AJ has wasted no time posting her photo, and getting the next FGES competition up and running. She's ready for your captions.

If you want to win The Shorts (of course you do!) check out Rimpy Rimpington's post here for details on how to enter.

Rimpy shows us that we don't have to be a member of Tumblr to enter AJ's Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition. 

Deadline: 10/31/2018 at 11:59:59 PM PDT

A round of applause for Rimpy Rimpington who did a most excellent job of getting the competition up and running again.

The Big Freakin' Reveal

The big reveal for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts will be taking place soon...

The Mistress has a wave of house guests from now until the end of the month and will be too busy to participate in the joy of discovering the name of the winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts. 

In my absence, visit Rimpy Rimpington who is hosting the contest. 

Rimpy says, "I hope to have the announcement of a winner posted by Sunday (Aug. 19) evening."

Ciao for now, Bitches. And good luck!

Time Is Running Out!

You want to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts?

Time is running out! 

The deadline is 11:59:59 PM PDT on Wednesday, August 15, 2018.

Go here to enter.

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts - Rule to Remember

If you win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (enter here), do NOT make alterations to them.

 

Put On Your Big Boy Shorts

It's time to retire your old green shorts...


And wear The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Rimpy Rimington is hosting a new competition. Submit your caption here to win.

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition RIDES AGAIN!!!

You've waited over FIVE LONG YEARS for the return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition but it seems that our last winner, Princess must still be doing alterations to them...

Enter RIMPY RIMPINGTON to revive the contest with his Return of the Revenge of the Son of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Click here to read all about it and see Rimpy himself in the new STAIN-FREE SHORTS!

Bravo, Rimpy!

The NEW and Improved Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

"I've dedicated my life to winning the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts," says Infomaniac Bitch, Rimpy Rimpington.

The last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition was won by Princess of Australia in May, 2013. There hasn't been a contest since then and the Shorts have not travelled in more than FIVE YEARS.

Despite Rimpy's continued efforts to contact Princess to get the competition ball rolling, there has been no word as to when Prinny might rise to the occasion. 

So Rimpy took matters into his own hands. He contacted Andrea Knapp, the creator of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and explained the situation. Andrea sent Rimpy a brand new pair of Shorts!

And so Rimpy is happy at last, having achieved his life's goal to acquire the Shorts. 

No stains!

Rimpy plans to hold The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition as soon as possible so stay tuned, Bitches, and visit his blog, here.

Fruit Juice

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This Blog Needs Fumigating

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Pool Party!

Jump in, Bitches!

Happy 4th of Jul ...

The Heat is On

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It's Canada Day AND Norma's birthday, Bitches!

The Mistress is not going anywhere. 

Temperatures for the next few days hover around 46°Celsius. That's over 114°Fahrenheit. 

I'm keeping my undies in the icebox.