The Relaxation Unit provides ample space for toilet paper, cigarettes, matches, ashtray, magazines and newspapers.
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Thursday, September 05, 2013
Bathroom Relaxation Unit
During recent bathroom renovations, Mistress MJ installed a Hall-Mack Relaxation Unit, especially for your needs.
The Relaxation Unit provides ample space for toilet paper, cigarettes, matches, ashtray, magazines and newspapers.
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What would you add to the Relaxation Unit?
The Relaxation Unit provides ample space for toilet paper, cigarettes, matches, ashtray, magazines and newspapers.
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What would you add to the Relaxation Unit?
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Incontinence products. Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteLX: What with your friend's problem, I might remind you that this is a small unit…not a storage locker.
DeleteMight i add the suggestion of installing one of these darling...
ReplyDeletePRINNY: You must have been distracted by the plumber’s tools when Mistress MJ posted this.
DeletePlease accept my humblest of appologies but i must have been a little distracted
DeleteI was busy admiring his G...Clamp...
PRINNY: That's some plumber's crack.
DeleteI would freaking LOVE one of those.
ReplyDeleteYou could keep your supply of Darvon and Xanax on that little shelf and medicate whilst you sit and ponder.
DeleteCOOKIE: I wonder if Elvis had a Relaxation Unit beside HIS toilet?
DeleteIt would have had a burger in it. Jx
DeleteJON: Ha!
DeleteOr at least a side of bacon and matching jars of peanut butter and jam...
Delete"designed with a man in mind"
ReplyDeleteWhere's the lube? Or suction device? Is there a secret glory hole behind the magazines?
AYEM8Y: Remember, you can add anything you want to this Relaxation Unit.
Delete*starts drilling gloryhole*
With a pink toilet for the man who sit's down to wee wee and Vogue magazine, I assumed the man that the "Relaxation Unit" is designed in mind for is a homosexual.
DeleteI love that it has "Unit" in the title.
AYEM8Y: I recall something you once told me...
DeleteI sometimes wake up and just pee out the window.
Peeing while sitting is for sissies.
My grandmother once said about Liberace, “He looks like he wears lace panties and has to sit down to wee wee”.
Exactly!
DeleteDo you think Liberace's "Relaxation Unit" came with an attendant?
Named Scott, perhaps?
Scott? Hard to say. They all looked the same!
DeleteScott Towel!
DeleteHUGGY JON: See new post for Scott Toilet Tissue.
Deletei've got a relaxation unit in my pants
ReplyDeletethat's dying to meet you.
I hope you're speaking to AyeM8y and not me, Norma.
DeleteYou would often see items like this displayed in the Innovations Catalogue, it was such a joy, going to toilet with a nice cup of tea in one hand and the new Innovations Catalogue in the other.
ReplyDeleteBring back the Innovations Catalogue!
Sometimes when I'm faced with a difficult boulder, I like to sit facing the cistern, it makes a nice little ledge to rest the elbows and to push down on.
MITZI: You’re in luck.
DeleteSomeone’s compiled The Very Best Of The Innovations Catalogue.
Not really convenient for me. I don't spend much time in there... I sit, my ass spits, I wipe, wash hands and leave. Takes me less than 60 sec.
ReplyDeleteThe advantages of high fiber diet!
HUGGY JON: You should spend 15-20 seconds washing your hands.
DeleteIf you're spending the required time on hand-washing, that's one amazingly speedy shit.