tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post26513617117515740..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Bathroom Relaxation UnitThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59477227551836676162013-09-05T20:27:28.458-04:002013-09-05T20:27:28.458-04:00HUGGY JON: You should spend 15-20 seconds washing ...HUGGY JON: You should spend 15-20 seconds washing your hands.<br /><br />If you're spending the required time on hand-washing, that's one amazingly speedy shit.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41199578186297928462013-09-05T20:25:18.874-04:002013-09-05T20:25:18.874-04:00Not really convenient for me. I don't spend mu...Not really convenient for me. I don't spend much time in there... I sit, my ass spits, I wipe, wash hands and leave. Takes me less than 60 sec.<br /><br />The advantages of high fiber diet!<br />Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80779895283410311452013-09-05T20:23:21.503-04:002013-09-05T20:23:21.503-04:00HUGGY JON: See new post for Scott Toilet Tissue.HUGGY JON: See new post for Scott Toilet Tissue.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12583874261887539462013-09-05T20:21:41.300-04:002013-09-05T20:21:41.300-04:00Scott Towel!
Scott Towel!<br />Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71812057394015113212013-09-05T20:03:22.904-04:002013-09-05T20:03:22.904-04:00MITZI: You’re in luck.
Someone’s compiled The Ve...MITZI: You’re in luck.<br /><br />Someone’s compiled <a href="http://tinyurl.com/kqocld4/" rel="nofollow">The Very Best Of The Innovations Catalogue</a>.<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1295253841184710192013-09-05T18:18:01.277-04:002013-09-05T18:18:01.277-04:00You would often see items like this displayed in t...You would often see items like this displayed in the Innovations Catalogue, it was such a joy, going to toilet with a nice cup of tea in one hand and the new Innovations Catalogue in the other. <br /><br />Bring back the Innovations Catalogue! <br /><br />Sometimes when I'm faced with a difficult boulder, I like to sit facing the cistern, it makes a nice little ledge to rest the elbows and to push down on.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2321660985509835282013-09-05T17:47:20.630-04:002013-09-05T17:47:20.630-04:00Or at least a side of bacon and matching jars of p...Or at least a side of bacon and matching jars of peanut butter and jam...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87868861114417786272013-09-05T17:47:10.550-04:002013-09-05T17:47:10.550-04:00PRINNY: That's some plumber's crack.PRINNY: That's some plumber's crack.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9131827499660427932013-09-05T17:45:29.480-04:002013-09-05T17:45:29.480-04:00Please accept my humblest of appologies but i must...Please accept my humblest of appologies but i must have been a little <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7n3V7bnR9eI/S9qKbAg_o8I/AAAAAAAAGCM/lDaetZKRHpo/s800/plumber1030.jpg" rel="nofollow">distracted</a><br /><br />I was busy admiring his G...Clamp...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54407728302563339802013-09-05T17:13:52.450-04:002013-09-05T17:13:52.450-04:00JON: Ha!JON: Ha!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17215343159851349622013-09-05T16:58:56.969-04:002013-09-05T16:58:56.969-04:00It would have had a burger in it. JxIt would have had a burger in it. JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52722192061525040792013-09-05T13:31:18.076-04:002013-09-05T13:31:18.076-04:00Scott? Hard to say. They all looked the same!Scott? Hard to say. They all looked the same!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40156169841742669892013-09-05T12:53:58.340-04:002013-09-05T12:53:58.340-04:00Exactly!
Do you think Liberace's "Relaxa...Exactly!<br /><br />Do you think Liberace's <i>"Relaxation Unit"</i> came with an attendant?<br /><br />Named Scott, perhaps?ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63306897089484081842013-09-05T12:45:47.081-04:002013-09-05T12:45:47.081-04:00AYEM8Y: I recall something you once told me...
I ...AYEM8Y: I recall something you once told me...<br /><br /><i>I sometimes wake up and just pee out the window.<br /><br />Peeing while sitting is for sissies. <br /><br />My grandmother once said about Liberace, “He looks like he wears lace panties and has to sit down to wee wee”.</i><br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-916212606925185022013-09-05T12:37:24.075-04:002013-09-05T12:37:24.075-04:00With a pink toilet for the man who sit's down ...With a pink toilet for the man who sit's down to wee wee and Vogue magazine, I assumed the man that the <i>"Relaxation Unit"</i> is designed in mind for is a homosexual.<br /><br />I love that it has "Unit" in the title.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80585107106442110522013-09-05T12:19:05.337-04:002013-09-05T12:19:05.337-04:00I hope you're speaking to AyeM8y and not me, N...I hope you're speaking to AyeM8y and not me, Norma.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21248075407694861382013-09-05T12:18:45.351-04:002013-09-05T12:18:45.351-04:00AYEM8Y: Remember, you can add anything you want to...AYEM8Y: Remember, you can add anything you want to this Relaxation Unit.<br /><br />*starts drilling gloryhole*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79795528661408602882013-09-05T11:56:58.643-04:002013-09-05T11:56:58.643-04:00i've got a relaxation unit in my pants
that...i've got a relaxation unit in my pants<br />that's dying to meet you.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11667286086854781452013-09-05T11:53:11.236-04:002013-09-05T11:53:11.236-04:00"designed with a man in mind"
Where'...<i>"designed with a man in mind"</i><br /><br />Where's the lube? Or suction device? Is there a secret glory hole behind the magazines?ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70643814148041664722013-09-05T11:28:20.474-04:002013-09-05T11:28:20.474-04:00COOKIE: I wonder if Elvis had a Relaxation Unit be...COOKIE: I wonder if Elvis had a Relaxation Unit beside HIS toilet?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16030257475267502772013-09-05T10:46:13.799-04:002013-09-05T10:46:13.799-04:00You could keep your supply of Darvon and Xanax on ...You could keep your supply of Darvon and Xanax on that little shelf and medicate whilst you sit and ponder.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21507835339017890252013-09-05T10:45:14.835-04:002013-09-05T10:45:14.835-04:00I would freaking LOVE one of those. I would freaking LOVE one of those. The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62833687328772954672013-09-05T09:27:44.740-04:002013-09-05T09:27:44.740-04:00PRINNY: You must have been distracted by the plumb...PRINNY: You must have been distracted by the plumber’s tools when Mistress MJ posted <a href="http://tinyurl.com/llq6jtu/" rel="nofollow">this</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6472451734412654302013-09-05T09:27:17.592-04:002013-09-05T09:27:17.592-04:00LX: What with your friend's problem, I might r...LX: What with <i>your friend's</i> problem, I might remind you that this is a small unit…not a storage locker.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60948028955214661562013-09-05T08:00:02.982-04:002013-09-05T08:00:02.982-04:00Might i add the suggestion of installing one of t...Might i add the suggestion of installing one of <a href="http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/33-Cool-and-Creative-Ambient-Ads-Silk-Soft-toilet.jpg" rel="nofollow"> these</a> darling...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.com