Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Interlude

Due to a series of unfortunate events, Mistress MJ has retreated to her fainting chaise but will return when the sombre mood has lifted.



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27 comments:

  1. normadesmond8:47 PM, September 18, 2013

    bet that peek-a-boo peep popped her in the kisser.

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    1. designing wally10:49 PM, September 18, 2013

      Where do you think that "beauty mark" came from, anyway..?

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  2. normadesmond8:49 PM, September 18, 2013

    cheer up dollface, the next one you find
    is bound to be at least a couple of inches.

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  3. Mistress Maddie9:10 PM, September 18, 2013

    In other words you have a bad case of gas again huh?

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    1. designing wally10:54 PM, September 18, 2013

      I learned how to pass gas at a chinese bus station, I think...
      Or perhaps I just dreamed it...

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  4. LẌ11:15 PM, September 18, 2013

    [fluffs pillows]

    [decides to skip the complimentary peanuts]

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  5. Ms Quotes2:34 AM, September 19, 2013

    Apologies, but I am fully occupied on the fainting chaise. Please could you use the bath chair on the patio, where there is a nice view and a blanket - most cheering. I will bring tea and hobnobs later.
    Qx

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  6. Mitzi 6:00 AM, September 19, 2013

    I've been on the commode since Tuesday, I should never have had those chilli flakes and extra Jalapeno peppers at Pizza Hut's buffet. It was like a night on turtle island, but without David Attenborough crouching beside me with a torch.

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  7. Princess9:44 AM, September 19, 2013

    "Satanic Cramps From Hell" again?
    * Fills hot water bottle... Splashes room with liberal quantity of holy water and lights sandalwood censor*

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    1. Anonymous12:27 PM, September 19, 2013

      That's what a tea from Alchemilla is for. Refined with a generous splash of rum. Or skip that and grab a Bärwurz

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  8. Jon DeepBlue12:27 PM, September 19, 2013

    Oh ma chérie, I hope your dark mood is not directly related to what happened yesterday in our Nation's Capital.

    xoxo

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    1. Jon DeepBlue12:28 PM, September 19, 2013

      btw, don't forget to shave those armpits.

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    2. The Mistress8:47 PM, September 19, 2013

      HUGGY JON: Although I was not directly affected by that incident, it set a sombre tone for the day. My heart goes out to the families of the deceased and the injured.

      And you know how they say, “This day can’t get any worse?”

      It did.

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  9. Jon6:03 PM, September 19, 2013

    I shall administer some sal volatile at once, Mistress! Jx

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  10. The Mistress8:47 PM, September 19, 2013

    BITCHES: I’m not ready to get up off the fainting chaise just yet.

    More HobNobs, please.

    And knobs for the rest of you.

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  11. savannah11:28 AM, September 20, 2013

    *bringing in the best silver tray with the absolute best stuff from the liquor cabinet, the best cut crystal rocks glass and a small silver ice bucket filled with perfectly formed ice cubes and tiptoeing out* xoxoxoxox

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM, September 20, 2013

      Oh, thank you Savannah - You Shouldn't HAVE!

      CHEERIO!

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    2. Princess7:16 PM, September 20, 2013

      Well done Savvy! At least someone still has some class in this joint!

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  12. kabuki zero4:05 PM, September 22, 2013

    unfortunate events seem to be the theme for the day. kabuki shall always protect you from life's unpleasantness whenever possible. there is no charge. kabuki loves MJ

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  13. jason9:30 PM, September 22, 2013

    Oh dear.
    I just hope you're feeling better soon.
    I know a bit of interlube always helps.

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  14. normadesmond1:08 AM, September 23, 2013

    this is becoming a strange interlude.

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  15. Unknown9:37 AM, September 23, 2013

    You better cover your lovely boobs with a silk veil or you’ll catch a really bad cold, sweetie.

    *Blows smoke ring in the shape of a heart*

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  16. designing wally8:20 AM, September 25, 2013

    Just stopping by to spray some Lysol about (it smells like a bunch of stale Marys in here).

    Next time I come back I'm bringing patchouli, in case the place is still in lockdown...

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  17. kabuki zero2:58 PM, September 25, 2013

    kabuki fears the worst. Did someone tell MJ that television wrestling is fake? because it is totally real. Hockey, however - kabuki has already said too much

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  18. Anonymous8:17 AM, September 26, 2013

    Some gentle music by Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians.
    You return when you fell it's time to. Don't listen to Kabuki-san ...

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  19. Jon DeepBlue9:40 AM, September 26, 2013

    There's a little bit of irony in that song since the sun has been shining hard and bright for three days in a row and looks like today will be another hot and wonderfull summer-like one. But beautiful music anyways. :)

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  20. The Mistress10:03 PM, September 26, 2013

    Thanks, in part, to Infomaniac Bitches and their various salves and unguents, Mistress MJ is ready to get back in the saddle.

    Thanks to all who offered soothing beverages, hot towels and cold compresses.

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