Thursday, September 26, 2013

I've Fallen But I CAN Get Up

Mistress MJ has been down...



But she is about to dust herself off and get back up again!...


[photos via]

I shall be out-of-town for several days but I look forward to visiting with you Bitches upon my return.

35 comments:

  1. [separation anxiety kicks into overdrive]

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  2. Don't you bitches be fooled. I know Mistress doesn't wear stilettos at home.

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    1. Good gods! She. Will. Kill. You. For releasing that photo!

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  3. I was just getting ready to send you a bag of industrial-strength Midol and a gynecologist with very small hands.

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  4. do remember to take all of your unguents.

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  5. A bath in Epsom salts will help you rebalance your chi.

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  6. I am glad you are back on your feet.
    Sx

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  7. i'll just leave a refilled tray, sugar....for your return! xoxoxoxox

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  8. I'd be down too if I had a big ginger afro hairdo. It's nice to know you're on the mend. Chin up!

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  9. Fallen and can't get up? Must be terrible to get old.

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  10. Ok bitches. You've all seen the little doodle on Google's homepage celebrating their 15th anniversary. So how many candy did you get by hitting that pinata? DON'T YOU LIE! I got 128 on my 5th try.

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    1. I got 45 on my first try. Next time I'm going to cheat and not wear a blindfold.

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    2. 90 after the fourth try. Took some time until I realized what to do ...

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    3. Oh... we had to wear a blindfold.......

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  11. "I get knocked down, but I get up again
    You ain't never gonna keep me down!"


    Indeed...

    Jx

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  12. The video is blocked in Canada. This link though is working! Go figure!!!

    btw, great song!

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  13. Of course you get up.
    We just hang around here 'til you come back.

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  14. Wearing those heels it's no wonder you're down . Crocs will help. Or some stylish flip flops.

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  15. Take care Mistress.

    Blessings n Shalom

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  16. Sometimes you just gotta get your nails done, while going forward...

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  17. Hope the clamber to your feet isn't too traumatic.

    The thing with hitting the ground, is once you're there, you can't fall any further....

    xxxx

    PS. Thank you for not blaming me and the pix of crocs I send you, for your sharp descent.

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  18. Have you fallen in or out of love darling? Either way you'll be back feeling refreshed and no doubt... kicking arse again...
    Or maybe not... Perhaps that's how you fell in the first place... one too many high kicking ring shots.. causing one to lose ones balance?

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  19. With tights like those, you need to accessorise with a bottle of Jameson's.
    Or is that what caused the fall in the first place?

    Hurry back - We miss you x

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  20. Why do I always think of Peggy Bundy when I visit this post?

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  21. I must have missed this episode of "Gilligans Island" where Ginger had a night of pure debautchery on the beach... waking up to the dulcet tones of Gilligan screaming "Hey Skip!... Skiiiper!....Come see what the tide's washed in... I think it's another Ginger "

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    1. Skippy the bush kangaroo?

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    2. Herrgottsakrament ... Skippy?! Flipper. Lassy. Fury. Daktari (some silver-eyed lion called Clarence), God, make me forget!

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    3. But I loved Clarence. I think every household should have a cross-eyed lion. There would be less screwed-up kids.

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  22. BTW, when you visit NYC the next time, have a look at the trees.

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  23. If we make a huge pile of croc and set it on fire, will it help?

    ;)

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  24. Yoo Hoo! Is anyone home?...
    *fires up the Vodka Fountain*
    Well... I may as well have a drink or three while awaiting the Mistress's return...

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  25. Well, would you believe it Mistress was offer a job she couldn't refuse and moved to Chicago!

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  26. I think she's in Florida doing interior design.

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