Mistress MJ has been down...
But she is about to dust herself off and get back up again!...
[photos via]
I shall be out-of-town for several days but I look forward to visiting with you Bitches upon my return.
Thursday, September 26, 2013
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[separation anxiety kicks into overdrive]
ReplyDeleteDon't you bitches be fooled. I know Mistress doesn't wear stilettos at home.
ReplyDeleteGood gods! She. Will. Kill. You. For releasing that photo!
DeleteI was just getting ready to send you a bag of industrial-strength Midol and a gynecologist with very small hands.
ReplyDeletedo remember to take all of your unguents.
ReplyDeleteA bath in Epsom salts will help you rebalance your chi.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you are back on your feet.
ReplyDeleteSx
i'll just leave a refilled tray, sugar....for your return! xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteI'd be down too if I had a big ginger afro hairdo. It's nice to know you're on the mend. Chin up!
ReplyDeleteFallen and can't get up? Must be terrible to get old.
ReplyDeleteOk bitches. You've all seen the little doodle on Google's homepage celebrating their 15th anniversary. So how many candy did you get by hitting that pinata? DON'T YOU LIE! I got 128 on my 5th try.
ReplyDeleteI got 45 on my first try. Next time I'm going to cheat and not wear a blindfold.
Delete79!
Delete90 after the fourth try. Took some time until I realized what to do ...
DeleteOh... we had to wear a blindfold.......
Delete"I get knocked down, but I get up again
ReplyDeleteYou ain't never gonna keep me down!"
Indeed...
Jx
The video is blocked in Canada. This link though is working! Go figure!!!
ReplyDeletebtw, great song!
The two Jons:
DeleteGOtt strafe gema!
Of course you get up.
ReplyDeleteWe just hang around here 'til you come back.
Wearing those heels it's no wonder you're down . Crocs will help. Or some stylish flip flops.
ReplyDeleteTake care Mistress.
ReplyDeleteBlessings n Shalom
Sometimes you just gotta get your nails done, while going forward...
ReplyDeleteHope the clamber to your feet isn't too traumatic.
ReplyDeleteThe thing with hitting the ground, is once you're there, you can't fall any further....
xxxx
PS. Thank you for not blaming me and the pix of crocs I send you, for your sharp descent.
Have you fallen in or out of love darling? Either way you'll be back feeling refreshed and no doubt... kicking arse again...
ReplyDeleteOr maybe not... Perhaps that's how you fell in the first place... one too many high kicking ring shots.. causing one to lose ones balance?
With tights like those, you need to accessorise with a bottle of Jameson's.
ReplyDeleteOr is that what caused the fall in the first place?
Hurry back - We miss you x
Why do I always think of Peggy Bundy when I visit this post?
ReplyDeleteI must have missed this episode of "Gilligans Island" where Ginger had a night of pure debautchery on the beach... waking up to the dulcet tones of Gilligan screaming "Hey Skip!... Skiiiper!....Come see what the tide's washed in... I think it's another Ginger "
ReplyDeleteSkippy the bush kangaroo?
DeleteHerrgottsakrament ... Skippy?! Flipper. Lassy. Fury. Daktari (some silver-eyed lion called Clarence), God, make me forget!
DeleteBut I loved Clarence. I think every household should have a cross-eyed lion. There would be less screwed-up kids.
DeleteBTW, when you visit NYC the next time, have a look at the trees.
ReplyDeleteIf we make a huge pile of croc and set it on fire, will it help?
ReplyDelete;)
Yoo Hoo! Is anyone home?...
ReplyDelete*fires up the Vodka Fountain*
Well... I may as well have a drink or three while awaiting the Mistress's return...
Well, would you believe it Mistress was offer a job she couldn't refuse and moved to Chicago!
ReplyDeleteI think she's in Florida doing interior design.
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