Monday, September 16, 2013

Mystery Guest

Tomorrow we'll have a guest blogger here on Infomaniac.

Can you guess the identity of our Mystery Guest?



To make sure that you don't peek, we've blindfolded you, our panel.

And can you guess what our mystery guest might have on tap as a topic?

Go ahead. Ask questions. But don't expect us to reveal the answer until tomorrow.







We think you'll be pleasantly surprised when our guest blogger's identity is revealed.

36 comments:

  1. Will that be a "Full Reveal"? Or will some modesty still preavail with the use of a well placed fan?...
    Oh wait... this is Infomaniac isn't it.
    And First!

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    1. PRINNY: The mystery guest will be speaking from behind a “dressing screen” as seen in Let’s Bring Back: Part Two.

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  2. Is there some scratch'n sniff involved?

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    1. MAGO: Scratch 'n' sniff?

      Isn’t there always?

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  3. Mystery Gusset... Er... Guest
    Have you ever had a close-up with Mr Deville?

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  4. Is he bigger than a breadbox?

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    1. WALLY: No.

      Shelley’s liver can’t take a day at the Gincuzzi nor the Vodka Fountain.

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  6. I reckon it's The Queen and her corgis.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Well it is a queen but she doesn’t have any corgis that I know of.

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    2. corgis are mentioned and i'm not notified?

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    1. HUGGY JON: Don’t give those Bitches clues!’

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  8. Ms Scarlet in the Conservatory with a Calligraphy Nib!

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    1. LX: Who says it’s her nibs?

      It could be her unruly bush!

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  9. Dear Mystery Guest.. *Adjusts sleep mask*
    I have some further questions for you...

    Does your night always seem to be half gone?....

    Are you soon to become a "returned" Floridian?

    Are you good with "Tittles"?....

    Does your angel always Smile?....

    Have you Won yet?...

    It's tomorrow here already Bitch... I'm wetting myself in anticipation...

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    1. PRINNY: Keep your blouse on and wait for Tuesday, Canada time.

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  10. Does the guest blogger ask nosey or embarrassing questions, usually for a friend?

    And how are you going to get around the "posted by" label at the bottom of your post?

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    1. AYEM8Y: How will I get around the “posted by” label, you ask?

      I’ll be sure to put his/her name in big letters and explain to all you Bitches that the post was written by the mystery guest, not me.

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  11. If it is that Polka Dot Bitch kabuki is gonna have a large silk kimono covered fit. just sayin

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    1. kabuki: Put that samurai sword down.

      It’s not the Polka Dot Queen.

      She's lost her secret password.

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  12. Does this person have a loose lipped whiskery cunter?

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    1. MITZI: A loose lipped whiskery cunter?

      Come again?

      Is that something one would find in Yorkshire?

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    2. MAGO: Thanks for pointing that out.

      How did I miss that post?

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  13. Thom. In the Hawaiian Ballroom. With the poison-tipped tiara....

    Jx

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    1. JON: When did we have a Hawaiian ballroom built on?

      That could explain the houseboys wandering around getting lais.

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  14. It's Norma. On the day of his Bar Mitzvah.

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    1. COOKIE: We’re going to reenact Norma’s bris.

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    2. how about we reenact the reattaching?

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  15. i've got my blindfold in place.

    now what do i do?

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  16. Will the Guest be typing whilst wearing his ladylike white gloves?

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  17. You Bitches may remove your blindfolds as Mistress MJ is about to reveal our Mystery Guest.

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