Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Was Santa Good to You, Bitches?


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  1. Topher6:45 AM, December 26, 2012

    FIRST! was Santa good to me? store closed and no customers - I'd say that was mighty fine!

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    1. The Mistress6:53 AM, December 26, 2012

      The general public are rather annoying, aren’t they, Topher?

      Stores would be more enjoyable if you could keep customers out of them!

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  2. Ms Scarlet6:48 AM, December 26, 2012

    Yes. And I now have bum spread from sitting on the sofa watching telly.
    Sxxxx

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    1. The Mistress6:53 AM, December 26, 2012

      Bum spread, Miss Scarlet?

      It sounds like something you’d spread on toast.

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    2. Mitzi 10:14 AM, December 26, 2012

      Similar to toast toppers

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    3. The Mistress10:29 AM, December 26, 2012

      MITZI: I'm sure I saw those on a recall list.

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  3. The Cool Cookie9:39 AM, December 26, 2012

    Santa was very good to me! And I was very good to Santa!

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    1. The Mistress9:44 AM, December 26, 2012

      Did he empty his sack for you, Cookie?

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    2. Anonymous9:09 PM, December 26, 2012

      Reminds of a Mae West anecdote: she designed a Christmas card featuring a nude shot of herself with the caption: "Come up and see me sometime. Merry Christmas, Mae West." Her publicist substituted a design of his own featuring a shot of an exhausted Santa Claus. The caption? "Santa comes but once a year -- too bad".

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  4. normadesmond10:50 AM, December 26, 2012

    those cookies i left by the fireplace?

    they're ruined now.

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    1. Jon DeepBlue11:03 AM, December 26, 2012

      And what about the milk?

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    2. The Mistress11:57 AM, December 26, 2012

      NORMA: Not to mention your salty ding dong!

      HUGGY JON: I bet you’re wearing a milk moustache.

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  5. LẌ11:19 AM, December 26, 2012

    Yes! A new coat!

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    1. The Mistress11:58 AM, December 26, 2012

      MR. LAX: Hahaha!

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    2. Princess12:29 AM, December 27, 2012

      Somewhere in Canada there's a Nekkid Monkey feezing it's balls off....

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  6. Jon4:00 PM, December 26, 2012

    Sherry, cider, wine, jenever, champagne, advocaat and whiskey. A good Xmas all round, I'd say!

    Hic!

    Jx

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    1. The Mistress7:16 PM, December 26, 2012

      JON: That you could spell all those without typos is a sign that you survived Xmas.

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    2. Jon DeepBlue8:00 PM, December 26, 2012

      Or someone else typed his comment for him!

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  7. Mitzi 6:02 PM, December 26, 2012

    Absinthe, cherry brandy and Glava were the drinks on offer in our household, for savoury nibbles I had the twiglets and Carmen had a bumper bag of monster munch and a bumper bag of dry roasted peanuts. I sat and ate a full tray of dates whilst watching a carry-on film and spent most of boxing day sat on the toilet.

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  8. eroswings9:55 PM, December 26, 2012

    He didn't show up, but I forgive him, as this picture clearly demonstrates how busy and exhausted he must have been riding that sleigh and going in and out of that chimney!

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  9. kabuki zero11:00 PM, December 26, 2012

    kabuki had a quiet and peaceful christmas. Let us all hope this never happens again.

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  10. Princess12:40 AM, December 27, 2012

    I learned from 3yo Nephew all about santa's reindeer and their consumption of carrots, oats and a bucket of water he an bigger sister had laid out on the front lawn Christmas eve. After showing me the evidence of them having been eaten I said "So does that mean santa parked his sleigh on the front lawn at your house?" he looked at me and said in all seriousness....
    "Don't be stupid... He came around on the fire truck and parked it over there!"... pointing to a patch of bare earth besid the house....
    Santa's Helpers tend to do a lot of their travelling on fire trucks here in OZ
    Yes i had a great christmas...

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  11. Unknown12:56 AM, December 27, 2012

    You will have to forgive me, I haven't got my reading glasses on. This picture - is it a scene from the new Bond film, Skyfall?

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  12. The Mistress6:15 AM, December 27, 2012

    EROS, kabuki, PRINNY & FANNY LOVE: Apologies for not replying directly to you but Mistress MJ must run as yet another big dump of snow has fallen (creating transportation troubles) with another 15 centimetres (5 inches?) on the way.

    See you soon!

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