Sunday, December 30, 2012

A Date With Anderson Cooper

Suppose that you won a dream date with Anderson Cooper and/or the chance to co-host the annual Times Square New Year's Eve party with Anderson Cooper.



Tell us all about it, Bitches.

19 comments:

  1. Nice looking chap but I have no idea what he is famous for...

    That said, I can think of a few things I could do with him! Jx

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  2. I'd have sex with him all night...until I got Gloria Vanderbilt's private number, then I'd kick him to the curb to seduce her.

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  3. Well, I know he is terribly cheap/frugal, so a date at Times Square isn't out of the question. I also know that he is a clean freak, so I would give him some hand sanitizer. Then, we'd go back to his place, because my hotel is a dump, and I would make him my bitch tits for the night. And in the morning, I would leave him wanting more.

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    1. And I would report back to The Infomaniac on the color of his pubic hair.

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    2. It's florescent. Sorry.
      Been there, done that.

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  4. Well first off, I 'd have to tell Anderson, there would be no co hosting of the party in Times Square. We'd leave, and let that loud mouthed red haired bitch at it. Meanwhile we would head to the Casa since we aren't too far away, where he would be dined with my famous surf and turf dinner new year eve dinner, followed with very little small talk, champagne and lots of 69ing! Then new years day, do it all over again. He'd be back.

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  5. he the antithesis of my type, but i bet
    he has fabulous stories!

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  6. I would rather co-host with the IKEA Monkey.

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    1. LX made me laugh so hard I scared the cat.

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    2. PEENEE: LX's comment had the same effect on me but I didn't want to mention it lest he ask, "Did I win yet?"

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  7. BITCHES: Anderson Cooper’s baby photo…by Diane Arbus!

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  8. We'd reinvent the traditional 'ball drop' at midnight. Oh. And lot's of rimming before looking at my Vanderbilt scrapbook...

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    1. BURT: Long time, no see!

      Would you like some rimming sugar with that?

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