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More on the painting here.
The monkey was moved to a primate sanctuary but in a news update, Infomaniac has learned that his owner, who was fined for breaking the city's prohibited-animal bylaw, is seeking to regain custody.
"He belongs to his mother. He's not a monkey, he's my son."
Yes, please keep the IKEA Monkey stories coming! Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteLX: Ha! Clicked your link…hadn’t seen THAT one.
DeleteThis story about the IKEA monkey even made the news here down under! The day after it was posted here at Infomaniac....
ReplyDeleteI'm turning to Infomaniac for all the breaking stories from now on....
PRINNY: Perhaps I should start a feature entitled, “Monkey News.”
DeletePs... Just between you and me... I think it's owner might need some serious councelling....
ReplyDeleteThe monkey story has caught the imagination of the Brits as well.
ReplyDeletePoor little thing.
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MISS SCARLET: We all know how you Brits enjoy a good monkey story.
DeleteThat monkey story just about sums up football for me. Jx
DeleteWhat kind of unfit parents would leave their kid alone in a car!!!
ReplyDeleteI say BURN THEM!!!
I'll bring the bellows.
DeleteHUGGY JON & MITZI: Tell us how you REALLY feel.
DeleteI just got a bit carried away with Jon's drama.
DeleteI am reminded of the classic scene in Chinatown "she's my sister..SLAP...she's my daughter...SLAP".
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: This scene?
DeleteThat monkey's portrait looks amazingly like this portrait.
ReplyDeleteBUZZ KILL: Exactly! It’s the botched Spanish Jesus painting all over again!
Deletethat's no monkey....that's my grandmother!
ReplyDeleteNORMA: So THAT’S where you got your looks!
DeleteThis is SO Jurassic Park..
ReplyDeletefirst it's Ooh Aah then there's running and screaming.
Last night I watched Fatal Attractions: Chimpanzees. Coinky dink?
I think not.
http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/fatal-attractions/videos/pet-chimp-like-a-son-to-me.htm
DONN (Wurdin): Chimps Gone Wild!
DeleteWas it March Break?
DeleteAnd next they will be starring in videos for Broke Straight Boys.
DeleteIKEA should begin selling a little stuffed monkey in a shearling coat
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Brilliant idea!!!
DeleteIt worked for the Meerkats... Jx
DeleteI remember that poor woman who had her face ripped off by a demented monkey *shudders*. Animals like this need to be with others of its kind, up a tree in the jungle or wherever they come from in the wild.
ReplyDeleteI often think that about some of the Infomaniac Bitches. Jx
DeletePoor Darwin,
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he's awfully frightened being away from his mommy....
Sometimes laws are just wrong.
Oh my Gawd! This is crazy. Where is AyeM8y? Can he fix me a cock. Cocktail I meant to say.
ReplyDeleteIs it possible that you Bitches are even funnier when I'm drunk?
ReplyDeleteI would ponder this question if I didn't need to get to bed.