Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Ikeas Homonkulus

Undoubtedly, you were riveted by our "Going Bananas in Canada" post earlier this week.

Because you Mistress MJ can't get enough of this story, you'll want to see this...


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More on the painting here.

The monkey was moved to a primate sanctuary but in a news update, Infomaniac has learned that his owner, who was fined for breaking the city's prohibited-animal bylaw, is seeking to regain custody.

"He belongs to his mother. He's not a monkey, he's my son."



30 comments:

  1. Yes, please keep the IKEA Monkey stories coming! Enjoy.

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    1. LX: Ha! Clicked your link…hadn’t seen THAT one.

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  2. This story about the IKEA monkey even made the news here down under! The day after it was posted here at Infomaniac....

    I'm turning to Infomaniac for all the breaking stories from now on....

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    1. PRINNY: Perhaps I should start a feature entitled, “Monkey News.”

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  3. Ps... Just between you and me... I think it's owner might need some serious councelling....

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  4. The monkey story has caught the imagination of the Brits as well.
    Poor little thing.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: We all know how you Brits enjoy a good monkey story.

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    2. That monkey story just about sums up football for me. Jx

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  5. What kind of unfit parents would leave their kid alone in a car!!!

    I say BURN THEM!!!

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    1. HUGGY JON & MITZI: Tell us how you REALLY feel.

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    2. I just got a bit carried away with Jon's drama.

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  6. I am reminded of the classic scene in Chinatown "she's my sister..SLAP...she's my daughter...SLAP".

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  7. That monkey's portrait looks amazingly like this portrait.

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    1. BUZZ KILL: Exactly! It’s the botched Spanish Jesus painting all over again!

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  8. that's no monkey....that's my grandmother!

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    1. NORMA: So THAT’S where you got your looks!

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  9. This is SO Jurassic Park..
    first it's Ooh Aah then there's running and screaming.
    Last night I watched Fatal Attractions: Chimpanzees. Coinky dink?
    I think not.
    http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/fatal-attractions/videos/pet-chimp-like-a-son-to-me.htm

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    1. DONN (Wurdin): Chimps Gone Wild!

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    2. And next they will be starring in videos for Broke Straight Boys.

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  10. IKEA should begin selling a little stuffed monkey in a shearling coat

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  11. I remember that poor woman who had her face ripped off by a demented monkey *shudders*. Animals like this need to be with others of its kind, up a tree in the jungle or wherever they come from in the wild.

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    1. I often think that about some of the Infomaniac Bitches. Jx

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  12. Poor Darwin,
    I'll bet he's awfully frightened being away from his mommy....

    Sometimes laws are just wrong.

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  13. Oh my Gawd! This is crazy. Where is AyeM8y? Can he fix me a cock. Cocktail I meant to say.

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  14. Is it possible that you Bitches are even funnier when I'm drunk?

    I would ponder this question if I didn't need to get to bed.

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