In addition to his titles "Mr. Nude Infomaniac" AND "Official Penis of Infomaniac," AyeM8y aka Mean Dirty Pirate is now the Official Infomaniac Bartender.
So why not belly up to the bar at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge?
Ask him to mix you a COCKtail using his amazing "Swizzle Dick" or "Little Pirate" as we sometimes refer to it.
Bottoms up, Bitches!
My Aunt Gladys had a set of glasses like that!
ReplyDeletewell, my aunt gladys had a bigger cock than that,
Deletebut there was never a clean glass in her kitchen.
*snork*
DeleteWhat a talented bartender using his python as a syphon to drain the dregs... At least that is what I hope he's doing.... Either that... or someone just asked for a refill.
ReplyDeleteStep right up...name your poison...
ReplyDeleteShaken not stirred. That'll pickle your python!!
DeleteA large stiff one, please, bartender! Jx
DeleteCumming Right Up...
Deletei don't want to know
ReplyDeletewhat he puts in a martini.
They don't call it a "Dirty Martini" for nothing.
ReplyDeleteA Golden Shower on the Rocks?
ReplyDeleteSx
Goddamit!!
ReplyDeleteI am so jealous - *I* shoulda thought of that when *I* held the title!!!!
**stomps over to the corner and sulks.... mightily***
Harrumph.....
Damien, all you need to do is take a picture of your willy whist taking a piss and you can become the Official Golden Shower of Infomaniac, true?
DeleteI like to be rimmed before the insertion of cockahol.
ReplyDeleteThis one will freshen your friend’s breath, Mitzi.
DeleteHow does he crush ice???
ReplyDeleteHe has thighs of steel...
DeleteMilk, s'il vous plaît!
ReplyDeleteThe sergeant-at-arms for the Seattle Bandidos chapter used to be called 'Swizzle Mike' for roughly the same reason. You'd think it would sting.....
ReplyDelete(true story, too.)
I do believe this cockatail is called a Pira-tini and I prefer mine freshly beaten thank you.
ReplyDeleteI would need a cherry on a cock-tail stick at the very least
ReplyDeleteHmm, it seems rather quiet in this joint. Would anyone like to have their drinks freshened?
ReplyDeleteI like his swizzle stick!
ReplyDeleteI'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.
ReplyDeleteAnd a drink too.
(buh dum pum)
Mistress MJ wishes to thank AyeM8y for accepting the position of Official Infomaniac Bartender.
ReplyDeleteWe ask that you Bitches leave a large tip, should he freshen your drink with his Swizzle Dick.