Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Official Infomaniac Bartender

Introducing the Official Infomaniac Bartender...



In addition to his titles "Mr. Nude Infomaniac" AND "Official Penis of Infomaniac," AyeM8y aka Mean Dirty Pirate is now the Official Infomaniac Bartender.

So why not belly up to the bar at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge?

Ask him to mix you a COCKtail using his amazing "Swizzle Dick" or "Little Pirate" as we sometimes refer to it.

Bottoms up, Bitches!

25 comments:

  1. My Aunt Gladys had a set of glasses like that!

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    1. well, my aunt gladys had a bigger cock than that,
      but there was never a clean glass in her kitchen.

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  2. What a talented bartender using his python as a syphon to drain the dregs... At least that is what I hope he's doing.... Either that... or someone just asked for a refill.

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  3. Step right up...name your poison...

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    1. Shaken not stirred. That'll pickle your python!!

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    2. A large stiff one, please, bartender! Jx

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  4. i don't want to know
    what he puts in a martini.

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  5. They don't call it a "Dirty Martini" for nothing.

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  6. Goddamit!!

    I am so jealous - *I* shoulda thought of that when *I* held the title!!!!

    **stomps over to the corner and sulks.... mightily***

    Harrumph.....

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    1. Damien, all you need to do is take a picture of your willy whist taking a piss and you can become the Official Golden Shower of Infomaniac, true?

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  7. I like to be rimmed before the insertion of cockahol.

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    1. This one will freshen your friend’s breath, Mitzi.

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  8. The sergeant-at-arms for the Seattle Bandidos chapter used to be called 'Swizzle Mike' for roughly the same reason. You'd think it would sting.....

    (true story, too.)

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  9. I do believe this cockatail is called a Pira-tini and I prefer mine freshly beaten thank you.

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  10. I would need a cherry on a cock-tail stick at the very least

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  11. Hmm, it seems rather quiet in this joint. Would anyone like to have their drinks freshened?

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  12. I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.
    And a drink too.

    (buh dum pum)

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  13. Mistress MJ wishes to thank AyeM8y for accepting the position of Official Infomaniac Bartender.

    We ask that you Bitches leave a large tip, should he freshen your drink with his Swizzle Dick.

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