Saturday, December 08, 2012

Happy Hanukkah/Chanukah!

To Infomaniac's 3.5 Jewish Bitches, we wish you a happy Hanukkah/Chanukah (choose your favourite spelling ... apparently there are at least 16 ways to spell it.)

Whatever spelling you choose, it begins tonight at sunset so let's light the menorah, shall we?...



Okay, so the Infomaniac menorah has more than seven branches. What does a shiksa know of Jewish traditions?

In any case, you'll need this to stub out your fag ends...



Shalom, Bitches!

34 comments:

  1. Thank you Mistress!!!!

    ***places single chaste kisses on each of Mistress' feet as is proper. Then embraces her in gratitude***

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    1. I’ll have you know my feet are perfectly safe to suckle!

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    2. Mistress's feet are perfectly clean thank you very much.

      Why the hell do you think she keeps me around??

      You must be new........

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    3. Ms. Nations has been with us since the dawn of Infomaniac.

      She's just concerned that my feet may not be kosher.

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    4. You must be thinking of the late, great Piggy, Miss Scarlet.

      I wish Piggy were here to see that I'd reposted that link yet again.

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  2. Is the ashtray one from the Mistresses personal collection perchance?...

    Oh Hai Damien

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    1. PRINNY: I found the ashtray online but I must purchase one lest you have a sudden craving for a fag.

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  3. happy holidays! *easier to spell* mazel tov and mabrouk, damien! xoxoxoxo

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    1. Let’s try not to confuse Mistress MJ, Miss Savannah.

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  4. OY...alrighty then....Happy Han....

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    1. TOPHER: Happy Han…?

      Or happy Chan…?

      But this isn't Chinese New Year, is it?

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  5. I thought the young lady in the top pic was doing something peculiar with a TV aerial.
    Sx

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    1. like receiving new "commendment" from the Up-Above!

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    2. She’s tuning in Radio Infomaniac, MISS SCARLET.

      HUGGY JON: Oddly enough, you make sense.

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  6. happy chakakhan everyone, may
    your oil last as long as necessary!

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  7. Hahg same'akh isn't easy to spell, either... Jx

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  8. Wow, thats just as bad as the 'King and Kennedy' ashtray in the Jane and Michael Stern book. Encyclopedia of Bad Taste, whatever. Which no bitch here need bother with; you chicsters you!
    If I take eight bongs hits on eight successive nights and eat a lot of chocolate money, does that count? I use the foil for crafts.

    OK FINE I use the foil to stick all over myself and pretend I'm C3P0.

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    1. NATIONS: *flips open “Encyclopedia of Bad Taste” to contents page*

      Ashtrays… page 27/28.

      I see the “Sip and Smoke” ashtray from Danbury, Connecticut … The Nutmeg State.

      Where’s King and Kennedy?

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  9. I'm the half Jew of Infomaniac! Another title, woooo hooooo!

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    1. i don't even want to know which half is which.

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    2. I think it’s The Cookie Monster half, Norma.

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  10. Like Eric the Half-A-Bee only not a bee. And with a larger schmeckel.

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    1. Ms. Nations said “schmeckel.” Teehee.

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