Two words: IKEA Monkey!
That just about sums it up, Mr. Lax.This just in...the "Monkey Mom" has filed a lawsuit to have her "son" returned to her.
it looks like it was a faulty reception.
Or a faulty receptionIST.It's hard to get good help these days.
who has help?i do it all by myself.
Sex, Death and food a dripping with sleeze.You know, the status quo....
Wally wants to show you his pie, kabuki.
And just where has Kabuki been? Does he write? No. Does he ally our fears that he has fallen off the face of the earth? No. Has he mailed our Christmas presents? No.
COOKIE: I don't want to give away any secrets but I believe kabuki has something for you under his kimono.
And I have something for him, under my Kimono. But first Kabuki will have to beat me in a game of Mah Jong by showing me that he can be dealt The Hand of Heaven.
What has he missed? - a load of old balls and some cock, basically it's all been tits-up lately
Speaking of missing persons...hello, Miss Lulu!
"Cho Cho San was her nameand this is her tale of woetake it away Cho Cho..."Jx
JON: "She got a problemShe got a little Cho Cho!"
Kabuki... Kabuki... yes... I think I remember...
HUGGY JON: “Je me souviens”…it’s on your licence plate!
Lots of the same mayhem that goes on the Benny Hill Show has been going on is what. And Aye8y, sticking his cock in our drinks. Really changes the taste of my gin. Now, I must get back to my meatballs.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Would you like a cocktail weenie to accompany your meatballs?
Did you hear MJ got thrown out of rehab for being a "bad influence?" It was just like Catholic school all over again, except for the IKEA monkey bit. And Norma is pregnant.
PEENEE: Spill it, sistah!I really miss that tabloid “Weekly World News” but you’re making up for it.
BITCHES: Well, no sign of kabuki so it appears he’s gone missing again.Mistress MJ is inconsolable.
BITCHES: Off-topic but do NOT click on Cookie’s post.
Everything about this photograph is perfect. Just sayin', 'cause I'm the arbiter of taste and don't you forget it!
THOM: "Taste" is not a word we often see in print here on Infomaniac.But I trust you to have the final word on the subject!