Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

It’s that special time of year again when Mistress MJ dons her Mistletoe Belt Buckle …



On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we wish you a Merry Christmas or (insert your choice of mid-winter festival here.)

A special thanks to all who participated in the Infomaniac Deck Your Balls Event...


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And remember, Bitches. If Mistress MJ can make it through the HELL-idays, so can you.

19 comments:

  1. Let me be the First to wish you a very Merry Christmas Darling...

    I'm sorry but the back wont let me stoop so low as to kiss you under the mistletoe... that's the thing above the camel toe right?

    I can however send you a gentle Hug form me and the Empress and to all my fellow infomaniac bitches.... OOOXXXOOOXXOOOOXXX

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  2. Happy Christmas!!!! Although I believe it has been cancelled in the UK. Please send boats pulled by dolphins... the reindeer can't swim.
    Sxxxx

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  3. Dear Santa
    I want a Ikea monkey too!

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  4. Is that mistletoe? Looks more like cannabis to me.
    Merry Whateverfuckingbusinessnomatterhowyouspellitabracadabraalleluiadon'tdrinkanddriveheygetyourhandoffmybutt!!!!


    And isn't that an oxymoron that raindears can't swimm!

    Hugs to all y'all! I'm off to work.
    Jon

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  5. Merry Christmas Mistress. May Santa fill your "Secret Lady Place" with something really good!

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  6. Merry Christmas to one of my favorite Bitches in the blogospere! May you stockings be filled with all kinds of goodies tonight!

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  7. I thought it was a fancy bar of soap, the type you can buy from Lush. Happy Christmas Dear.

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  8. Ho!,
    Ho!,
    Ho!....

    *stops pointing at other bitches and goes away*

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  9. Merry Christmas, Bitches!

    It's a white Christmas here...I can hear Bing Crosby whistling in the background.

    And you know that line from the poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas" that goes, "Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse?"

    Well, as Mistress MJ gazed out upon her yard last night in the moonlight, what did she see (besides the umpteen wild rabbits) but a tiny mouse scurrying under the deck! Uh-oh.

    See you soon, Bitches.

    Enjoy your Christmas Day!

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    1. How come is it that Norma's corgis got under your deck?

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  10. Merry Christmas, Mistress.
    *mwah*

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  11. Merry Christmas Bitches and Joyeux Noel to our Mistress

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  12. have a glorious day with the monkey AND the MOUSE.

    i have no monkey, but i do have a mouse.

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  13. Merry Christmas! May it be filthy dirty and sex soaked. or, you know, traditional. xo

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  14. joyous holidsy greetings to MJ and the thousands of infomaniacs, each and every one of which kabuki would diddle for the holidays.

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