Deck Your Balls Event!

The Infomaniac DECK YOUR BALLS event is here!


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Let's start our holiday décor extravaganza off with Mistress Maddie as she's hosting a festive décor event of her own today too. Click here to see what Mistress Maddie and her Bitches have on display.

MISTRESS MADDIE...
This year I did a branch tree, with all red lights. I'm sure the neighbors are wondering about all the red light glowing from the windows!!! And my balls seem to hang so much more comfortably in these branches! Course there are balls all over the place around here.






LX...
My new ornaments for this year: carved wooden Angels from the Gendarmenmarkt Christmas market in Berlin. Each is about 1.75 inches (45 mm) tall.

Did I win yet?




Note from Mistress MJ: We here at Infomaniac remind you that the Deck Your Balls event is NOT a contest.


THOM...
I was unclear as to whether a photo of my decorated testicles was what you were looking for or merely holiday decor. I've opted for the latter.

For my entire adult life I have never had a Christmas tree, and probably never will. However for the past few years I've been putting up the tree for my parents. I've come to the conclusion that decorating an artificial tree is sort of like accessorizing a giant toilet brush. Anywho, here's the tree....



Note from Mistress MJ: Lovely tree, Thom, but we're guessing your testicles are even lovelier.


MITZI...
I haven't sent any cards out this year to anyone, so find attached my Christmas greetings. As you can see by the photograph I haven't gone overboard with the trimmings, I never do, Christmas can go and fuck itself.




TOPHER...
My limited yet Merry Yuletide decoration...




MISS SCARLET...
My Santa Gnome, sitting by the wood burning stove....




PRINCESS...



Note from Mistress MJ: There was no descriptive blurb from Prinny but then we all know she was heavily into the rum and eggnog in our comment box yesterday.


HUGGY JON...
This is the new addition in our collection of "bébelles de nouwelle". It easy to install, lights are already set. I just hope I'll be able to shove it back in its box on January 2nd. It was on special at Can-Ti, 25% rebate and with 9.25$ bonus cash of Canadian Tire money, that little bugger cost me less than six blowjobs. WOO-HOO!!!




AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE)...
Here's my fucking Christmas! As a merchandiser and Holiday Specialist (Some Call Me Mr. Christmas) I really want to come home to a clean palette. I sling Christmas all day for those with more money than taste and at the end of the day, well, it's just plain tacky.So I mustered up the energy to sling the shit at my house this year. Very severe and decidedly a statement on the recession.

Happy Holidays Bitches...










SUNSHINE...



Note from Mistress MJ: Sunshine is one of Mistress Maddie's Bitches but his decorative balls are welcome here anytime!


MISTRESS MJ...
Christmas looks a lot like Pee-wee Herman chez Mistress MJ. As you can see, Pee-wee's waiting for me to insert the "Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special" DVD.

It's a Christmas tradition chez Mistress MJ to watch this zany holiday favourite featuring some amazing guests such as Cher, Joan Rivers, Grace Jones, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Little Richard, Charo, The Del Rubio Triplets and so many more! And, of course, the usual cast of characters.

It just doesn't get any better!!!



HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BITCHES!