Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Deck Your Balls Event

To make up for the fact that Mistress MJ is too cheap to not sending out Christmas cards this year AND because you asked for this event last year and didn’t get it, we are organizing a “Deck Your Ballsholiday décor event here on Infomaniac.



We want to see your holiday décor; whether it’s an entire room decked out for the festive season or something as simple as an ornament.

And as a bonus, our very own Mistress Maddie is planning a festive event of her own!

So the two Mistresses (Mistress MJ and Mistress Maddie) will coordinate their posts to be published on Saturday, December 22nd.

Deadline for photo submissions: Thursday, December 20th.

Show us your baubles, Bitches!

NOTE: This is not a contest.

40 comments:

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    1. Bonjour Jon! Come on over and I'll stroke that ego........

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    2. I do set up some knick-knacks for my mom. The lady loves it and she's been through a lot of crap in her life so at 77, she does deserve a break. If I can borrow a camera, I'll send a few pictures.

      And yes, music is my only connection to Christmas... mostly sacred music. Listening to Jessye Norman singing Poor Little Jesus or Mary Had a Baby brings tears to my eyes. And I will attend the concert that The Cllegium Vocale Gent will give in Montreal: Bach's Christmas Oratorio. So I do have the Christmas spirit in a way.

      I don't do the Chrismas shuffle but I also don't stand in the way. Have fun everyone!

      Hugs
      Jon

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    3. Hey, everybody!

      Let’s make Huggy Jon cry!

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    4. Well thank you dear! I had never heard before that particular version Jessye made of this spiritual! Beautiful!

      xoxo
      Jon

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  2. I told Maddie when I met her that I could never call her Mistress....

    And now you two are inspecting balls together?

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    1. And she's right. If I recall it was dirty whore!

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  3. sorry to say, i'm like mr. jdb above. a bit grinchy
    and never decorate.

    maybe it's time i put a crucifix above the bed?

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    1. Oh Norma....and you probably have a beautiful set of brass balls?

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  4. Well if it wasn't YOU Bitches who were going on at me last year about exhibiting all our holiday decor photos, who WAS it?

    I distinctly remember requests!

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    1. Probably Lx tootes. You may as well tell him there is a prize, because you know the Did I win yet in coming! Now I need a gin from this crankyiness

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    2. I think it's best if I go to bed and wait overnight for the Bitches who got me into this to come forward.

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    3. Ok you go turn in, and I'll wait some. I don't want rumors starting of a sex- a- affair!

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  5. Now Mj, do I have to feature my balls here and there? There quite sore at the moment.

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    1. I want everyone's balls lined up and on display!

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    2. Well Maddie, I can see that your balls are working their way west of the Mississippi now, sore or not...

      *oh dear, I broke a nail.*

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  6. will i get a birthday present, too, if i win? xoxoxoxo

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  7. Twice the Mistress! Twice the chances to win!

    Did I win yet?

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  8. Do you mean something like this Mistress?......

    I think i was one of the bitches that made the suggestion from last year... either that or... I just thought it might be a bit of good fun to see how the other bitches dress up their abodes for the festive season by sending in a photo and you managed to read my thoughts because I'd forgotten to put on my tin-foil hat again whilst typing at the computer...

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  9. I displayed my Christmas finery last year during my blogging marathon week. I look forward to seeing the Infomaniac grotto.
    Meanwhile, the Kitchen bitch card is coming along nicely. Will send pics soon as.
    Sx

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  10. Mistress MJ has updated this post to say, THIS IS NOT A CONTEST.

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    1. it's not a contest? but do i get a birthday present anyway? xoxoxoxo

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    2. There will be CAKE, Miss Savannah.

      What more can you ask for?

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    3. It's always a contest on Infomaniac.

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  11. Note to Mistress Maddie: Mistress MJ hopes you don't have this much trouble with YOUR Bitches on YOUR holiday décor post.

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    1. No, mine are theathing to send in something else you erect!

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  12. Ooooo ... you want to see my baubles!
    I think this call for some festive holiday music!

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    1. “Waltz of the Buttcrackers”…beautiful.

      ♫Please just say no to crack
      When you spot butt crack attack♫

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    2. I thought it appropriate for the dwindling days of "The Year of the Arse"

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    3. Since announcing the Year of the Arse here on Infomaniac, Princess has actually done a better job of celebrating it on her blog than I have.

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    4. Blaze, I'm going to play the Buttcracker Suite on Christmas morning right after the Chipmunks as it is a tradition at our house for like 30 years!

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  13. Bah Humbug I say! I'm with Norma and Jon DeepBlue on this one. Not a bauble to be seen. (Well that depends on the choice of house guests...) Jx

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    1. This is turning out to be the non-event of the season.

      Mistress MJ may have to pull the plug on this one.

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  14. nooooooooo, not yet please!!! i have a HOLIDAY DECORATION entry to share!!!!!

    (all of the !!!!!!!!! are to show how serious i am, sugar.) xoxoxox

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    1. Keep your knickers on, Miss Savannah.

      Send me your HOLIDAY DECORATION entry and I promise to display it...although yours may end up being the only photo.

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  15. Our Mistress did not rely to me so I assume she was not hot on the idea of if we decorate our real balls with tinsel. Does that count?

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    1. SUNSHINE: Please be sure to check with Mistress Maddie regarding her guidelines but in the meantime, your real balls festooned with tinsel are most welcome here on Infomaniac.

      And a photo of your pert bottom would be welcome as well.

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