Thursday, December 06, 2012

Buddy Up


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If you saw my earlier "Happy Birthday, Donn" post, you'll know that Donn is in the hospital, on the mend from a mild heart attack.

You Bitches on Facebook already knew about Donn's condition but those of us without Facebook accounts were in the dark.

And this got me thinking...

Suppose you've been hospitalized or you're too sick to blog?

If you're someone who posts daily or someone who comments every day on other Bitches' blogs, your absence is noticed if you're missing for a few days.

We might assume you're too busy to blog but then again...what if you're seriously ill?

Not that we can actually DO anything about your condition but some of us nosy bitches want to know how you're doing and where the hell you are.

But then again, maybe you'd rather keep your condition to yourself and the rest of us nosy Bitches can bugger off.

How do we let the other Bitches know what's going on?

This can be tricky if you're too sick even to publish a short post. It probably means you don't even have the strength to send a quick email message to a fellow blogger who could then relay the news to the others.

So WHAT TO DO?

What do you Bitches suggest?

Should you each choose a blogging buddy to inform if you're out-of-sorts for an extended period of time and the blogging buddy could then inform the rest of us? But again, this might not be possible if you're too sick to email your buddy.

And I don't mean to be morbid but if I died, how would any of you Bitches know?


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I suppose after being stuck with the same Filthy Friday image for months on end, you'd all figure it out.

Anyway, back to our topic.

Suggestions welcome on what to do, Bitches.

And the first person to tell me I should get a Facebook account will get kicked up the arse.

28 comments:

  1. I think my arse is covered by several blogging buddies!
    Sx

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    1. Good heavens, Miss Scarlet!

      Is your arse THAT wide?

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  2. the MITM is an admin on my blog, so is mr moose. if anything happened they already KNOW they have to let all y'all know. y'all are part of our extended krewe, sugar! xoxoxox

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    1. Good to know that the Coconut Krewe has you covered, Miss Savannah!

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  3. Romper Stomper Bomper Boo...tell me tell me true.....AY the mind spins.....

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    1. Will "Miss Sherri" see you in her magic mirror, Topher?

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    2. Magic mirror tell me today... have all my friends had fun at play?

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  4. I addressed this when they threw me in jail for thirty days in October. The old man was going to do a post for me to let everyone know, but they decided to let me go as I was much too gorgeous to keep on ice...

    The old man has all my passwords & would get around to it eventually.

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    1. So we won't be hearing any news from your prison pen pal, Wally?

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  5. There are many bloggers who disappear without warning - TJB' Stirred, Shaken Up With A Twist, Glamour-a-Go-Go, Obscure Object of Desire and the like. Heaven knows what happened to them.

    I, too, have no F***book (thank heavens!), but some people assume that is the only way to communicate these days. I am, however, immortal and shall be blogging for eternity.

    Oh, no! I hear everyone say... Jx

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    1. JON: The good news is that TJB is fine...the bad news is that he hasn't blogged for ages.

      Stick with me in Facbookless solidarity, Bitch.

      And keep on blogging because your blog is a daily must-read!

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    2. Good news about TJB, and I'm pleased you enjoy my blog(s)! Jx

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    3. JON: The thing that irks me is when bloggers disappear without a word and then reappear months later with a new post.

      A simple "I'm away for awhile" post would be appreciated.

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    4. JON: And if they don't have an email posted on their blog, you have no way of knowing if they're alive or dead.

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  6. I've told my family they can post on my behalf if I'm dead. :)

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    1. NORMA: Please refer to this old post of mine.

      And assume the position.

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  8. The other night whilst toiling away at the phaff... I had a couple stop their car outside the house...get out and begin a deep romantic argument by screaming obscenities at each other over what the other had posted on Farce book regarding their relationship. After about 15 minutes of their continued screaming accusations a swearing at each other at the top of their voices... seemingly oblivious to the world around them I was almost tempted to open an account for myself to catch up on the detail... but thought "Well i don't have to read about it as i'm getting a live blow by blow description right outside on the street! So I called the police instead thinking... "That will give you something else to put on Farcebook Bitches!"

    As for contact if i get ill... Nada! But I'm sure my brother could at least Email one of you Bitches. I'll talk to him about it!

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  9. PS. Is that top photo from the try outs for the Infomaniac Nativity play? I'm sorry i missed the the auditions!

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    1. it's those pesky doublemint twins silly.

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    2. But... do they double your pleasure Norma?

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    3. Oddly enough, there IS an Infomaniac Nativity play ... coming soon.

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