I don't know what it is, but I so love it when Santa Claus comes down my chimney. I usually lay with my mouth open, in a state of unnatural stillness, my head in the hearth, looking up the chimney, waiting for him to come, with my breasts quivering. I even leave a mince pie out and a bottle of port. Oh Santa, please come down Fanny's chimney and make an old tranny eternally happy! X
"Do your balls hang low, Do they dangle to and fro, Can you tie them in a knot, Can you tie them in a bow, Can you sling 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier, Do your balls hang low?"
I don't know what it is, but I so love it when Santa Claus comes down my chimney. I usually lay with my mouth open, in a state of unnatural stillness, my head in the hearth, looking up the chimney, waiting for him to come, with my breasts quivering. I even leave a mince pie out and a bottle of port. Oh Santa, please come down Fanny's chimney and make an old tranny eternally happy! X
ReplyDeleteYou've managed to capture the spirit of Christmas with this image, Miss Fanny.
DeleteI've got my baubles to the right. Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Perhaps you’d like to expand on that thought here.
DeleteI have one thing to say, or in this case, sing:
Delete"Do your balls hang low,
Do they dangle to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow,
Can you sling 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier,
Do your balls hang low?"
I think Mistress might enjoy more such delightful ditties.
Jx
JON: Indeed I do!
Delete♫Bum titty-titty bum titty-titty bum♫
if this photo is lx, please tell him he won.
ReplyDeleteDouble haha!!!
DeleteThe Camo stocking really adds that festive touch!
ReplyDeleteIt blended in so well I didn’t even notice!
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