Topher, from Naples, Florida, joined us in 2011. You may recall seeing his reflection here in his entry to The Gayest Thing in Your House Contest…
Topher’s tush becomes the first entry of 2012 in Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses.
Thank you, Topher!
REMINDER: If you are a new Infomaniac Bitch, it is your duty to submit a photograph of your bare bottom to Mistress MJ to be included in Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses. Shy Bitches may submit a photo of your arse in underthingies or tights, if you prefer. Ultra-shy Bitches may submit a photo designated “for Mistress MJ’s eyes only.” Discretion assured.
And what great a taste in art, I love Rene Gruau works....so fashionable and chic!! And about this new Informanic Bitch, and duty to submit a Arse picture, is this in the by-laws! Im sure some were taken at my soiree on new year eve........
ReplyDeleteRead the fine print.
ReplyDelete*waits patiently for Mistress Maddie's close-up*
Oh, and a reminder that you're supposed to yell "Yay! First!" if you're the first commenter on an Infomaniac post.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, some astute Infomaniac Bitch will claim first as their own.
Watch and see.
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteYou see what I mean?
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean I'm second?
ReplyDeleteNice tush, Topher.
Now, about the vodka fountain....
Year of the Arse - another Chinese sign I did not know of.
ReplyDeleteNice tush, Topher.
Ah, I hear the fountain pump squeaking ...
My that Topher is a cheeky one!
ReplyDeleteAre we out of Clamato?
Please set up the vodka fountain before we see the rest of the entries. Topher's is quite nice but I fear that some of the others might not be so picturesque. Fortification may be needed before viewing.
ReplyDeletea photo of my ass?
ReplyDeletein your dreams, whatever they be...dry or wet.
YAY!
ReplyDeleteTopher was favorite pic in the Gayest Thing In Your House competition!
(it was the reflection of you dressed in tighty whities with black socks that did it for me!)
And now I get to see your arse?
*stumbles back to vodka fountain
ROSES:
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean I'm second?
Nice tush, Topher.
Now, about the vodka fountain....
That’s right, you’re second…and what ABOUT the vodka fountain?
MAGO: Year of the Arse - another Chinese sign I did not know of.
Nice tush, Topher.
Ah, I hear the fountain pump squeaking ...
Welcome to the dark side of ASStrology.
WALLY: My that Topher is a cheeky one!
Are we out of Clamato?
You mean you didn’t pick up a case while you were stoned grocery shopping?
TB: Please set up the vodka fountain before we see the rest of the entries. Topher's is quite nice but I fear that some of the others might not be so picturesque. Fortification may be needed before viewing.
Where is YOUR photo, by the way?
NORMADESMOND: a photo of my ass?
in your dreams, whatever they be...dry or wet.
You’re excused from submitting an arse pic because I find your Corgi photos pleasing.
You’re getting off lightly, bitch.
BLAZNG SCARLET: YAY!
Topher was favorite pic in the Gayest Thing In Your House competition!
(it was the reflection of you dressed in tighty whities with black socks that did it for me!
And now I get to see your arse?
*stumbles back to vodka fountain*
If we’re lucky, he’ll turn around and give us a full frontal.
All of you are too too kind....beginning 2012 as "one of the bitches" and displaying my charms on an Internationally known Blog, is butt a highlight of the year thus far! Thank you Mistress from the cockles of my heart (and sox)!
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: All of you are too too kind....beginning 2012 as "one of the bitches" and displaying my charms on an Internationally known Blog, is butt a highlight of the year thus far! Thank you Mistress from the cockles of my heart (and sox)!
ReplyDeleteThank you not only for displaying your charms but also for coining the term “The Year of the Arse.”
2012 is going to be a bootyful year.
r/e my arse-Primitive computer condition(think Linda Evans with shoulder pads) prevent me from providing a pic. My usually helpful local librarian got really huffy when I pulled my pants down and asked her to scan my ass to Mistress.
ReplyDeletekabuki is undergoing a complete physical makeover and will be more than happy to submit a newly redesigned 'kabuki ass 2.0' just as soon as kabuki remembers the treadmill is not just for posing upon. (probably will want to plug it in.)
ReplyDeleteTB: r/e my arse-Primitive computer condition(think Linda Evans with shoulder pads) prevent me from providing a pic. My usually helpful local librarian got really huffy when I pulled my pants down and asked her to scan my ass to Mistress.
ReplyDeleteButt it’s a public service!
We’ll just have to use our imaginations.
KABUKI: kabuki is undergoing a complete physical makeover and will be more than happy to submit a newly redesigned 'kabuki ass 2.0' just as soon as kabuki remembers the treadmill is not just for posing upon. (probably will want to plug it in.)
A peek-a-boo shot from inside the folds of your kimono will do in the meantime.
Is this a moonie-blog now?
ReplyDeleteYay first? I yelled that so many times new years eve...........
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