Friday, January 27, 2012

Filthy Friday

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19 comments:

  1. Eww! Just look at all that santorum on his dildo.

    First.

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  2. and with pictures like this, Mistress wonders why we are all so dirty minded! And lx, yes. it is him, I believe Mr Greenjeans is the one who tied him by the balls. They were a funny pair like that.

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  3. i can't believe he wrote santorum.

    so, when did filthy fridays become fucked
    up fridays 'cause this shit is so fucked up.

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  4. Love lift us up where we belong....

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  5. Thats not Captain Kangaroo.
    Thats Mr. McFeely the mailman from Mr. Rogers Neiborhood. Check out the moustache. This explains SO MUCH. Like why he always walked around hunched over with that hunted look in his eye.

    Well, so much for my childhood.

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  6. ...smelling salts, smelling salts.... where did I leave my smelling salts....
    Sx

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  7. "Slack?" he said. "I'll show you slack."

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  8. I would never have thought hummous would have been a good sex/lube aid. Who'd have thought?

    *spreads more hummous on toast, takes a bite*

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  9. MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: Eww! Just look at all that santorum on his dildo.
    First.


    Dan Savage says that spreadingsantorum.com is the number one return when you Google "Santorum."

    He’s right!

    LX: Is that Captain Kangaroo?

    Blasphemy!

    MISTRESS MADDIE: and with pictures like this, Mistress wonders why we are all so dirty minded! And lx, yes. it is him, I believe Mr Greenjeans is the one who tied him by the balls. They were a funny pair like that.

    Disclaimer: Infomaniac accepts no responsibility for the filth created in your minds.
    Although reading Infomaniac may cause anal leakage.

    NORMADESMOND: i can't believe he wrote santorum.
    so, when did filthy fridays become fucked
    up fridays 'cause this shit is so fucked up.


    Filthy Fridays became Fucked Up Fridays around the same time that Wenis Wednesdays became WTF Wednesdays.

    WALLY: Love lift us up where we belong....

    Up where the clear winds blow.

    NATIONS: Thats not Captain Kangaroo.
    Thats Mr. McFeely the mailman from Mr. Rogers Neiborhood. Check out the moustache. This explains SO MUCH. Like why he always walked around hunched over with that hunted look in his eye.
    Well, so much for my childhood.


    Now THERE’S a name I find disturbing for a character on a kids show…

    Mr. McFeely.

    SCARLET: ...smelling salts, smelling salts.... where did I leave my smelling salts....

    Pull up my fainting chaise, Miss Scarlet.

    PEENEE: "Slack?" he said. "I'll show you slack."

    A reminder not to double dare anyone.

    ROSES: I would never have thought hummous would have been a good sex/lube aid. Who'd have thought?
    *spreads more hummous on toast, takes a bite*


    *vomits*

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  10. "I cant believe its not butter!"

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  11. Well... That's my Friday Filth Quota filled for the year...

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  12. VATO DIABLO: "I cant believe its not butter!"

    I can’t believe Boy Butter isn’t butter!

    PRINCESS: Well... That's my Friday Filth Quota filled for the year...

    Mistress MJ thinks you’ve all had enough and is getting ready to move on to a new post.

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  13. STOP! STOP YOU BITCHES!

    I'm about to have a seizure!




    *thud*
    .

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  14. Rare photographic evidence of ascendant testicles of male walrus. Doesn't this seem almost vagina-like?

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