Infomaniac: Open Mic Day

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Open Mic Day

It’s Open Mic Day here at Infomaniac.

Step up to the microphone and say whatever is on your mind.

23 comments:

KellyRed said...: FIRSTY FIRST FIRST!; 1:41 PM, January 26, 2012
MJ said...: Mistress MJ hopes that is a load off your mind.; 1:46 PM, January 26, 2012
lx said...: Does this tank top make my ass look big?; 2:14 PM, January 26, 2012
KellyRed said...: I am a little concerned about that large mole he has on his thigh. Other than that, my main issues are keeping local nut-job Michelle Bachman from wining re-election to her house seat, and watching the film "Tree of Life" for a second time and trying to figure out what the hell it is about and how the hell it got an Academy Award nomination! As you can see my mind is all a whirl.; 2:14 PM, January 26, 2012
MJ said...: LX: Are you asking for yourself or “a friend?”

KELLY RED: You’re giving me motion sickness!; 2:26 PM, January 26, 2012
mrpeenee said...: Does this blog make my ass look fat?; 3:33 PM, January 26, 2012
Thombeau said...: Damn hipsters!; 3:53 PM, January 26, 2012
Princess said...: I'm sure I saw Sarina in that outfit at the tennis recently...; 3:57 PM, January 26, 2012
MJ said...: PEENEE: No but it makes your feet look big…ger.

THOMBEAU: Stop me if you’ve heard this one…

A hipster walks into a club that you’ve never heard of before.

PRINCESS: The ball’s in your court.

Do you have anything else you’d like to add?

BITCHES: You DO realize this “Open Mic Day” is for you bitches to discuss anything you’d like?

I mean…other than the photograph?

*swans off to watch Coronation Street*; 4:24 PM, January 26, 2012
Vato Diablo said...: From the looks of that swan, Im guessing Mistress MJ got the fish tank... ahem, cleaned out... (wink, wink)

*looks around the room for pirhana bite marks*; 5:09 PM, January 26, 2012
Mitzi said...: Are we having a trannyoke night?; 5:45 PM, January 26, 2012
Scarlet Blue said...: Are all men's nipples 10" apart? I am asking for a friend. Seriously.
Sxxxx; 5:47 PM, January 26, 2012
mistress maddie said...: Open Mic Day? The last open mic day I attend was a party to open a virgin named Mike! And why does his right arm look moist? Don't answer that.; 5:58 PM, January 26, 2012
mistress maddie said...: And that's no mole. Upon futher inspection it was a earwig.; 5:59 PM, January 26, 2012
FirstNations said...: It depends on how many sets of nipples you're talking about, Ms. Scarlet. Most Beasts have six of them. I think they migrate around though, like that island in Dr. Doolittle. *gets out measuring tape and begins stalking Thombeau*; 6:12 PM, January 26, 2012
designing wally said...: Paper or plastic?

Sorry, but that's what's on my mind...; 6:30 PM, January 26, 2012
Ask the Cool Cookie said...: Talent night at Hazeldon is a no win event.; 6:41 PM, January 26, 2012
kabuki zero said...: Why do the chinese new year celebrations require tangerines? Is it like the ping pong trick of old? This will impact kabukis' kimino choice for any celebratory events. Fuck it, kabuki will just go with wash and wear ultra-suede. (the color - aquamaraine); 7:20 PM, January 26, 2012
MJ said...: *flounces in and grabs mic to announce that a new post is up*; 7:32 PM, January 26, 2012
lx said...: [tap, tap, tap]

Is this thing on?; 7:34 PM, January 26, 2012
normadesmond said...: that tank top makes his dick look wee. next time he should wear this.; 8:19 PM, January 26, 2012
MJ said...: @Norma: I've GOT to start watching daytime television.; 8:41 PM, January 26, 2012
Scarlet Blue said...: Thank you, Ms Nations.
I would like a post dedicated to the space between mens' nipples. Perhaps an in depth survey is in order?
Sx; 3:29 AM, January 27, 2012