Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Wenis Wednesday – Robbie Burns Day Edition

What better way to mark the birth of Scotland's national poet than with a kilt-lifting?


39 comments:

  1. Yay! First!

    I love me a man in tartan...

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  2. I should think you also love a man OUT of his tartan!

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  3. That's my kind of upskirt action!

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  4. Why yes indeed I do dear MJ.

    Now that is a "Cock in a Frock" is it not? Would his name be "Jock" per chance?

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  5. THOMBEAU: You may find this kilt inspection mirror helpful!

    PRINCESS: Jock RODerick.

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  6. MITZI: Welcome back!

    His Gay Gordon success could only be matched by his ceilidh set to the theme music from Benny Hill.

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  7. There is nothing I don't like about a slut in a skirt.

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  8. Jeeeeeeeeezuz Christ!

    I can't take this anymore. It's too painful!

    *sobs*

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  9. Robert Burns or carpet burns?

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  10. I think you'll find that many Infomaniac Bitches will opt for carpet burns from the laddie in the photograph.

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  11. a bagpipe. well, a pipe & a bag.....
    don't move, let me get my trumpet.

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  12. So much better than a steaming plate of haggis; by the way is that Donn Escapeons without a beard?

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  13. NORMA: Shall I get out my vuvuzela?

    TB: No. This is Donn.

    Be sure to scroll dong, I mean down.

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  14. Um...kilt, sporran,tartan,um..haggis...

    ...nice dick!

    *scuttles off in 'not scottish-ness-knowing-about-' shame*

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  15. Stand back, Ms. Nations!

    He's about to toss his caber!

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  16. the infomaniac orchestra...i'll tune up.

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  17. Mr. LX plays the pocket trumpet.

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  18. two trumpets...the section grows.

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  19. Perhaps MR. PEENEE will drop by with his piccolo.

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  20. and she'll have to be first chair, of course.

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  21. Will that mean we have to sit through her piccolo solo?

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  22. great way to poke out an eye scottie. safety first! tie a red flag around that dangerous protrusion. better yet, let kabuki tie one on for you. (kabuki is a giver, y'know)

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  23. Mistress MJ has found just the thing for kabuki.

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  24. Of all the planets, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, he walks into yours.

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  25. And whilest they play the trumpets, the Mistress will, and can, use her talents to play all 6 of the Scottish skin flutes. I love a good solid WOODwind....

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  26. MJ: You're quoting Star Wars as a reply to a reference made to STAR TREK? *facepalm* Geeks everywhere are CRYING.

    Oh fine. Geeks in Sumas are crying.


    FINE. ONE GEEK IN SUMAS IS CRYING.

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  27. ...and the Star Wars quote references 'Casablanca'.

    It's geek overload here at Infomaniac, bitches!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!

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  28. What a lovely gesture Huggy Jon...
    You read my mind...

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  29. Clearly you are ALL insane.

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