Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Twat Did You Say?

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I said Mistress MJ will return sometime on Thursday with a new post.

24 comments:

Mean Dirty Pirate said...

Sorry I cunt hear you...

First.

grouchy said...

What is that?

lx said...

There seems to be an echo in here.


... an echo in here.

Princess said...

Oh dear... Your Vuvuzela is looking rather wore for wear...

Princess said...

Worse... Worse for wear

DeepBlue said...

You could have wash your feet!

Shush!

Thombeau said...

I'm scared.


Scared.

designing wally said...

Don't worry Thom, I'll protect you....

normadesmond said...

must they nationalize everything in canada?

designing wally said...

@ Princess, Worse for whore, whore for worser wears wares...?

mistress maddie said...

Does appear a little rode hard and put away wet! And Mistress, do you too now need an ear trumpet? Pass it over Norma. No, the clean one.

FirstNations said...

Hey, at least she listens to The Stones. And look at the size of that woofer!!

FirstNations said...

confidential MDP: don't worry, you'll finger it out.

kabuki zero said...

smells like the fish tank is unplugged again

Michael Guy said...

V for victory...

mrpeenee said...

At least the drapes match the carpet, but so does the floor mats and the dog door.

MJ said...

Why don't you bitches make yourselves useful and clean my fish tank?

BlazngScarlet said...

I see Canada decided to continue using the Beaver as National Animal.

Topher said...

I wake up and in the blog world I see an old Almond Joy/Mounds commercial, then one for Jiffy Pop and then a nasty twat-the-hell-is-it from Mistress - time to gouge my eyes out.

Geoff said...

I think I need my wedge from here. Probably end up in the rough, though.

Stacia said...

Aftermath. How very literary of her.

She should also be in the Hair Hall of Fame.

Fame...

Fame...

TB said...

"I'm ready for my close up Mr. De Mille"

Ask the Cool Cookie said...

Pirate: You cunt hear her? Do you have a clitical ear infection?

KellyRed said...

Mistress MJ has a label of "Secret Lady Place"; it doesn't look that secret to me.