Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Twat Did You Say?

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I said Mistress MJ will return sometime on Thursday with a new post.

24 comments:

  1. There seems to be an echo in here.


    ... an echo in here.

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  2. Oh dear... Your Vuvuzela is looking rather wore for wear...

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  3. You could have wash your feet!

    Shush!

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  4. Don't worry Thom, I'll protect you....

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  5. must they nationalize everything in canada?

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  6. @ Princess, Worse for whore, whore for worser wears wares...?

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  7. Does appear a little rode hard and put away wet! And Mistress, do you too now need an ear trumpet? Pass it over Norma. No, the clean one.

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  8. Hey, at least she listens to The Stones. And look at the size of that woofer!!

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  9. confidential MDP: don't worry, you'll finger it out.

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  10. smells like the fish tank is unplugged again

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  11. At least the drapes match the carpet, but so does the floor mats and the dog door.

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  12. Why don't you bitches make yourselves useful and clean my fish tank?

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  13. I see Canada decided to continue using the Beaver as National Animal.

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  14. I wake up and in the blog world I see an old Almond Joy/Mounds commercial, then one for Jiffy Pop and then a nasty twat-the-hell-is-it from Mistress - time to gouge my eyes out.

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  15. I think I need my wedge from here. Probably end up in the rough, though.

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  16. Aftermath. How very literary of her.

    She should also be in the Hair Hall of Fame.

    Fame...

    Fame...

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  17. "I'm ready for my close up Mr. De Mille"

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  18. Pirate: You cunt hear her? Do you have a clitical ear infection?

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  19. Mistress MJ has a label of "Secret Lady Place"; it doesn't look that secret to me.

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