Sunday, January 01, 2012

Welcome 2012! The Year of the Arse

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25 comments:

  1. DeepBlue4:46 PM, January 01, 2012

    YAY First!

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  2. DeepBlue4:46 PM, January 01, 2012

    First baby of the year!

    WOO-HOO!

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  3. DeepBlue4:47 PM, January 01, 2012

    I've really got nothing more to say!

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  4. LẌ4:53 PM, January 01, 2012

    Is bleaching included? Uh, I am asking for "a friend."

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  5. DeepBlue5:01 PM, January 01, 2012

    Sheesh! I beat Mr. Lx by only 6 minutes! For that only, all bitches should bow before me.

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  6. Topher5:10 PM, January 01, 2012

    2012 - The Year of the Arse. I wonder if the Mistress of the House knows of someone who can "read" the wrinkles around one's arse?

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  7. The Cool Cookie5:36 PM, January 01, 2012

    Well, I would like to remind everyone that proper hygiene is a must for anal play. More importantly, know the name of the person who is fixing to sit on yer face.

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  8. Princess5:42 PM, January 01, 2012

    What like the protective peel-off plastic that one covers library books with? My goodness this is becoming a self help site.

    "No more nasty wax burns or razor itch... Make your own "Anal Contact"
    the latest in Home Hair Removal"

    "Just one easy peel... Before the reveal!"

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  9. Princess5:46 PM, January 01, 2012

    No... Wait... Now I know what the gaffer tape was for! It has a new name "Anal Contact"

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  10. FirstNations6:08 PM, January 01, 2012

    I just had two wisdom teeth out the day after crimmus. the only thing I want contact with is oxycontin, tequila and a bole of
    AK47.
    *fills pockets with rocks and dives from 'pissing boy' statue at top of vodka fountain*

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  11. normadesmond6:13 PM, January 01, 2012

    i smell an oscar.

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  12. jason6:44 PM, January 01, 2012

    Close Encounters of the Behind?

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  13. ayeM8y6:47 PM, January 01, 2012

    If the Mistress is contemplating anal sex, need I remind her that it's only pleasurable if you have a prostate.

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  14. BlazngScarlet7:24 PM, January 01, 2012

    Close Encounters of the Third Kind indeed!

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  15. Jenny9:03 PM, January 01, 2012

    Huh? Sorry? my life is now all about potty training and poop. So all I see in this post is,

    More? Again? For reals?

    Happy New Year MJ!

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  16. Mistress Maddie9:32 PM, January 01, 2012

    After last night and drinking a whole magnium myself of champagne, I think we already made contact! Happy New Year tootes!

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  17. The Mistress10:27 PM, January 01, 2012

    DEEP BLUE JON: YAY First!
    First baby of the year!
    WOO-HOO!
    I've really got nothing more to say!
    Sheesh! I beat Mr. Lx by only 6 minutes! For that only, all bitches should bow before me.

    Congratulations on being Infomaniac’s first “First” of the year!

    You are entitled to free access to the vodka fountain for the remainder of 2012.

    LX: Is bleaching included? Uh, I am asking for "a friend."

    It’s part of a two-for-one deal along with a butter stick treatment from Miss Scarlet at the Infomaniac House of Beauty.

    TOPHER: 2012 - The Year of the Arse. I wonder if the Mistress of the House knows of someone who can "read" the wrinkles around one's arse?

    I do know someone…but that’s for an upcoming post.

    And speaking of The Year of the Arse…ah, but that’s our little secret for now, isn’t it?

    COOKIE: Well, I would like to remind everyone that proper hygiene is a must for anal play. More importantly, know the name of the person who is fixing to sit on yer face.

    This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

    PRINCESS: What like the protective peel-off plastic that one covers library books with? My goodness this is becoming a self help site.
    "No more nasty wax burns or razor itch... Make your own "Anal Contact"
    the latest in Home Hair Removal"
    "Just one easy peel... Before the reveal!"
    No... Wait... Now I know what the gaffer tape was for! It has a new name "Anal Contact"

    Don’t be giving everyone ideas on home spa kits.

    The Infomaniac House of Beauty wants their business!

    NATIONS: I just had two wisdom teeth out the day after crimmus. the only thing I want contact with is oxycontin, tequila and a bole of
    AK47.
    *fills pockets with rocks and dives from 'pissing boy' statue at top of vodka fountain*

    Help yourself to the Tequila gun.

    NORMADESMOND: i smell an oscar.

    Thank you for using Infomaniac’s “Scratch ‘N’ Sniff” feature.

    JASON: Close Encounters of the Behind?

    If you look closely, you’ll see Uranus.

    AYEM8Y: If the Mistress is contemplating anal sex, need I remind her that it's only pleasurable if you have a prostate.

    You fellas have all the fun.

    BLAZNG SCARLET: Close Encounters of the Third Kind indeed!

    We are not alone.

    BOXER: Huh? Sorry? my life is now all about potty training and poop. So all I see in this post is,
    More? Again? For reals?
    Happy New Year MJ!

    You see how this year and your life are connected?

    Happy New Year to you and the growing Boxer household!

    MISTRESS MADDIE: After last night and drinking a whole magnium myself of champagne, I think we already made contact! Happy New Year tootes!

    I hope it was good for you!

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  18. designing wally10:27 PM, January 01, 2012

    Ground control to Major Thom......

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  19. The Mistress10:30 PM, January 01, 2012

    WALLY: Ground control to Major Thom......

    Take your poppers and put your condom on.

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  20. kabuki zero10:48 PM, January 01, 2012

    i shall make ready the space kimono - to infinity and beyond!

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  21. The Mistress10:57 PM, January 01, 2012

    KABUKI: i shall make ready the space kimono - to infinity and beyond!

    Fasten your obi!

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  22. Anonymous8:12 AM, January 02, 2012

    one kenobi?

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  23. Thombeau1:48 PM, January 02, 2012

    Anal, oral, it's all good!

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  24. The Mistress3:08 PM, January 02, 2012

    MAGO: one kenobi?

    Whatever it takes.

    THOMBEAU: Anal, oral, it's all good!

    You’re preaching to the chorus.

    Hallelujah!

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  25. The Mistress6:32 AM, February 02, 2012

    BITCHES: This post has been retitled, "Welcome 2012! The Year of the Arse."

    Thanks, Topher!

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