Monday, January 30, 2012

Away Today

Mistress MJ is away for the day.

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Seek your pleasure elsewhere, Bitches.

29 comments:

Thombeau said...

FIRST!!!!!

Thombeau said...

And what a lovely view!

KellyRed said...

Crap, second. Always a bridesmaid.

KellyRed said...

Really they should be careful climbing the fence like that...it just scares the cows.

mistress maddie said...

Your FINALLY having those warts looked at I take? I told you many a time, there not suppose to be there.

lx said...

Moon River!

normadesmond said...

your windsong stays on my mind.

Princess said...

Mistress demonstrates how to climb over a fence with no style...

On our way to the DVD store per chance? Or is this a re-enactment of "Moonstruck"?

kabuki zero said...

one flew over the cuckoo's nest?

mrpeenee said...

A day without you is empty, just empty

Topher said...

do these panties make my ass look fat?

designing wally said...

That looks like my fence you're climbing over...
Be careful when trying to blend in up here on the blue ridge, they'll know your a city girl because you are wearing underwear...

Boxer said...

Have a lovely day MJ!

DeepBlue said...

Break on through to the other side!

MissMiriam said...

Country girls go commando!

63mago said...

I read somewhere that one person's ass is comparable to the face in its uniqueness when measured biometrically correct. So it will be possible to feature a pic of one's arse on the ID card of the near future ... yeah year of the arse, it's true. It is.

lx said...

@ Herr Mago: They could call it personalarseweis!

Mitzi said...

I really thought the picture in my blog list showed a horse jumping over a fence. I thought to myself, she's a closet equestrian aroused by gymkhanas. So I clicked on. I had to laugh.

BlazngScarlet said...

White shoes and pink stockings in winter?!

63mago said...

Very fitting. Here's the German article. They basically say that professor Koshimizu, Advanced Institute of Industrial Technology in Tokio, developed a new car seat with 360 sensors that recognizes with 98%security a persons arse.
So yer arse could in future deceide whether you can drive this car or not.
Cheers.
Year of the arse.

mistress maddie said...

Blazng Scarlet dear, were talking about the Mistress Mj, what makes you think there is any kind of sense, let alone fashion sense. Plus she's wearing white yet!!!!!!!

BlazngScarlet said...

@Mistress Maddie - What the hell WAS I thinking?

(Did I take the dogs pills or mine???)

MJ said...

BITCHES: *slaps Peenee, Blazng Scarlet (how did she get out of the oubliette?) and Mistress Maddie*

By the way, I have not quite returned completely however I shall be posting something new any minute now.

Oh, pardon me. Where are my manners? We have a newcomer…

MISS MIRIAM: Welcome to Infomaniac!

Have you come here for the highbrow conversation or the free booze?

63mago said...

... intellectual stuff 'n shit I say ...

mistress maddie said...

Did someone say dog pills?

63mago said...

I think Old K. would make this his official wanking wall paper.

MissMiriam said...

Glad to be here, I have come for whatever I can get!

MJ said...

@Miss Miriam: Most likely an STD.

MissMiriam said...

Wouldn't be the first time...