Saturday, January 14, 2012

Kitchen Glamour

Glamourize your kitchen.

With these...

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Or this...

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20 comments:

  1. Because when it comes to glamour, I'M THERE, BITCHES!

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  2. You're all over glamour LIKE A RASH!!!

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  3. I mean that in a good way, of course.

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  4. What's with all this itchin' and bitchin' in the kitchen?

    *swipes MJ's glamorous cutlery, stuffs it down pants, riffles through the liquor cabinet*

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  5. *rifles through Mean Dirty Pirate's pants*

    Quit twitchin'!

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  6. I like my salad the way I like my men.... Tossed!

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  7. I'd toss his salad...
    I know, too easy, but it's the only thing I can think about for some reason...

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  8. I like a big chopper in my kitchen...
    Sx

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  9. I'll need a little bit more oil...

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  10. CROUTONS! CROUTONS AND OIL! AND BACON BITS! AND ARUGULA! AND CHOPPING! HELL YEAH AND RANCH DRESSING! SLAP IT ON THERE! NINE INCHES OF THROBBING CUCUMBER, BABY, THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!RUB THAT BOWL WITH GARLIC BITCH AND GIVE IT TO ME TABLESIDE!!!!!

    *is rescued from roof by helicopter*

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  11. I'm a couple of knives short of a set myself.

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  12. I just came back to see if I might pinch a tomatoe or grab a cucumber, or something....

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  13. sharp! and the knives are nice too.

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  14. I can't believe how long it took you Bitches to toss the salad!

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  15. is this one of those salad shooters?

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  16. oh my god... pass Brian over here. no added salt please.

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