CROUTONS! CROUTONS AND OIL! AND BACON BITS! AND ARUGULA! AND CHOPPING! HELL YEAH AND RANCH DRESSING! SLAP IT ON THERE! NINE INCHES OF THROBBING CUCUMBER, BABY, THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!RUB THAT BOWL WITH GARLIC BITCH AND GIVE IT TO ME TABLESIDE!!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd second.
ReplyDeleteBecause when it comes to glamour, I'M THERE, BITCHES!
ReplyDeleteYou're all over glamour LIKE A RASH!!!
ReplyDeleteI mean that in a good way, of course.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm itchin'!
ReplyDeleteTHIRD!
Itchin' and bitchin'!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with all this itchin' and bitchin' in the kitchen?
ReplyDelete*swipes MJ's glamorous cutlery, stuffs it down pants, riffles through the liquor cabinet*
*rifles through Mean Dirty Pirate's pants*
ReplyDeleteQuit twitchin'!
I like my salad the way I like my men.... Tossed!
ReplyDeleteI'd toss his salad...
ReplyDeleteI know, too easy, but it's the only thing I can think about for some reason...
I like a big chopper in my kitchen...
ReplyDeleteSx
I'll need a little bit more oil...
ReplyDeleteCROUTONS! CROUTONS AND OIL! AND BACON BITS! AND ARUGULA! AND CHOPPING! HELL YEAH AND RANCH DRESSING! SLAP IT ON THERE! NINE INCHES OF THROBBING CUCUMBER, BABY, THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!RUB THAT BOWL WITH GARLIC BITCH AND GIVE IT TO ME TABLESIDE!!!!!
ReplyDelete*is rescued from roof by helicopter*
I'm a couple of knives short of a set myself.
ReplyDeleteI just came back to see if I might pinch a tomatoe or grab a cucumber, or something....
ReplyDeletesharp! and the knives are nice too.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how long it took you Bitches to toss the salad!
ReplyDeleteis this one of those salad shooters?
ReplyDeleteoh my god... pass Brian over here. no added salt please.
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