Thursday, January 19, 2012

Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?

UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!

It’s Titty Time, Bitches!

Time to guess who these nipples belong to …




We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.

In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think these nipples belong to?


Note: Thanks to Princess for coming up with the game title “Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?;” thanks to Thombeau for the photo gallery title, “Tit Bits Gallery” and thanks to Boneman for the rallying cry, “It’s Titty Time!

ANSWER: It’s Kapitano’s nipple!!! That’s right…our birthday boy!

39 comments:

  1. Someone is going to get a slap.

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  2. whoever, looks like they've had a few litters.

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  3. If you look hard enough at it, you can see the face of the Virgin Mary.

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  4. Hail Mary! Mother of.... Eee gods! You are right MJ.... What do you figure that will fetch on Ebay???

    As to the owner... I have no Idea... But I figure the vatican will be drawing up the paperwork for a sainthood as we speak...

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  5. I thought the Virgin Mary only appeared in connection with third world foodstuffs. I could have that mixed up with Tony Bourdain though. He appears to me every evening in connection with third world foodstuffs. Of course theres nothing virginal about him, although he does bear the holy Stigmata and heal lepers.

    This dusky nubbin must belong to Coppens. Something about it puts me in mind of maple syrup and atheism.

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  6. Hmm, since my station is next to yours at the Hair Hall of Fame Salon and I have to numb your nipples with ice cubes, tweeze the errant hairs, bleach with a lemon and also your last pregnancy test came negative and there is no milk dripping from them and I do your nails...I'm not going to say MJ but rather Thombeau.

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  7. If I hazard a guess will that negate Mean Dirty Pirate's? Or will it seem like a tasty bit of subterfuge?

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  8. Wow, I have NO idea, BUT...
    The next picture down looks like Wonder woman with two hard-ons.

    wait....
    do girls call those "hard-ons" or...hard pressed?

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  9. What about toes, I'd show my toes, I don't think they would scare anyone...


    I wanted to guess Jon, but he's much hairier. I'm going with Wally.

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  10. all of this titty talk can only lead to SATAN!! kabuki is scared of lewd, lavicious delightful, sexy - wait - kabuki got confused. Titties can be confusing folks - you have seen it yourself

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  11. I reckon it's Old Knudsen.

    But I don't think it's really his chest at all.

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  12. PRINCESS: Hail Mary! Mother of.... Eee gods! You are right MJ.... What do you figure that will fetch on Ebay???
    As to the owner... I have no Idea... But I figure the vatican will be drawing up the paperwork for a sainthood as we speak...


    It’s the Immaculate Confection.

    NATIONS: I thought the Virgin Mary only appeared in connection with third world foodstuffs. I could have that mixed up with Tony Bourdain though. He appears to me every evening in connection with third world foodstuffs. Of course theres nothing virginal about him, although he does bear the holy Stigmata and heal lepers.
    This dusky nubbin must belong to Coppens. Something about it puts me in mind of maple syrup and atheism.


    I've said it before and I'll say it again ...

    I would be happy to lick dripping mango juice from Anthony Bourdain's heroin-tracked arms.

    I’m quite certain that Mr. Coppens dips his nipples in maple syrup.

    MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: Hmm, since my station is next to yours at the Hair Hall of Fame Salon and I have to numb your nipples with ice cubes, tweeze the errant hairs, bleach with a lemon and also your last pregnancy test came negative and there is no milk dripping from them and I do your nails...I'm not going to say MJ but rather Thombeau.

    If it’s Thombeau, then why aren’t there any tassels attached to them? Hmmm?

    THOMBEAU: If I hazard a guess will that negate Mean Dirty Pirate's? Or will it seem like a tasty bit of subterfuge?

    Go on…live on the edge.

    *spits out tassel fringe*

    BONEMAN: Wow, I have NO idea, BUT...
    The next picture down looks like Wonder woman with two hard-ons.
    wait....
    do girls call those "hard-ons" or...hard pressed?


    You say tomato, I say tomatoh.

    They’re SOME tomatoes, in any case!

    COREYJO: What about toes, I'd show my toes, I don't think they would scare anyone...
    I wanted to guess Jon, but he's much hairier. I'm going with Wally.


    We’ve already covered Infomaniac Bitch feet…well, shoes, really.

    We’d like to see some of these hairy Jon photos you’ve been keeping from us.

    KABUKI: all of this titty talk can only lead to SATAN!! kabuki is scared of lewd, lavicious delightful, sexy - wait - kabuki got confused. Titties can be confusing folks - you have seen it yourself

    Satan is an anagram of Santa…could they be Santa’s nipples?

    You’re right…nipples CAN be confusing.

    KAPI: I reckon it's Old Knudsen.
    But I don't think it's really his chest at all.


    If it’s Old Knudsen, then where are the liver spots?

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  13. not a clue, but i'm guessing they belong to a man, sugar! xoxoxox

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  14. Hmm? I should not be fooled by the finger nails that never got "did" in the photo. That could very well be a man who is tweaking a lady's nipple.

    Now because of the dark colour of said nerplewool, I don't think the owner of said nipples lives anywhere near the equator...so that leaves out anywhere warm. That being said, the delicate nature suggests that the owner also dwells at very high altitudes and may have suckled young Chamois?

    I'm gettin Switzerland or New Zealand here...Hmmm?

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  15. NOBODY claimed FIRST????
    WTF????
    Do we need a vodka fountain intervention?

    FIRST!!!!!!

    Hmmm ... if I had to guess, i'd say the lovely, dusky nipple belongs to one of Mistress's newbies; like maybe Vato Diablo?

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  16. i've been lulled into nipplenesia.

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  17. Thombeau - just because I can't think of anyone else

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  18. I've narrowed it down to either Lassie or Mr. Peenee.

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  19. SAVANNAH: not a clue, but i'm guessing they belong to a man, sugar!

    Or they could be YOURS and you’re just not sayin’!

    DONN: Hmm? I should not be fooled by the finger nails that never got "did" in the photo. That could very well be a man who is tweaking a lady's nipple.
    Now because of the dark colour of said nerplewool, I don't think the owner of said nipples lives anywhere near the equator...so that leaves out anywhere warm. That being said, the delicate nature suggests that the owner also dwells at very high altitudes and may have suckled young Chamois?
    I'm gettin Switzerland or New Zealand here...Hmmm?


    I smell maple syrup.

    Oh, hello Mr. Coppens.

    BLAZNG SCARLET: NOBODY claimed FIRST????
    WTF????
    Do we need a vodka fountain intervention?
    FIRST!!!!!!
    Hmmm ... if I had to guess, i'd say the lovely, dusky nipple belongs to one of Mistress's newbies; like maybe Vato Diablo?


    Some of our Bitches are getting extremely lax.

    But apart from their sphincters, they just aren’t putting the effort into being first.

    NORMADESMOND: i've been lulled into nipplenesia.

    Snap out of it, Norma.

    TOPHER: Thombeau - just because I can't think of anyone else

    Have you been hypnotized by the nipple?

    TB: I've narrowed it down to either Lassie or Mr. Peenee.

    Take your choice.

    They’re both bitches.

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  20. Be careful Corey!

    Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee careful!!!!

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  21. I have no idea. But now I want to adjust my TV set...

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  22. Can't be Knudsen's, no scars, no tattoos.
    Topher?

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  23. It's the new design for the vodka fountain. Alcoholic lactations.

    The old design was a circle of penises that shot different flavours of vodka when you tickle them. But it...erm, broke down from extreme overuse.

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  24. DEEP BLUE JON: Tim Tebow!
    Be careful Corey!
    Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee careful!!!!


    Less talk, more photos of your hairy body.

    Thanks, CoreyJo!

    COOKIE: I have no idea. But now I want to adjust my TV set...

    I’m picking up the BBC World Service!

    BOXER: *plugs in vodka fountain*

    And a good thing…we’ll be here for a little while more before the big reveal.

    MAGO: Can't be Knudsen's, no scars, no tattoos.
    Topher?


    No false teeth marks left behind from some old gurly boy.

    KAPI: It's the new design for the vodka fountain. Alcoholic lactations.
    The old design was a circle of penises that shot different flavours of vodka when you tickle them. But it...erm, broke down from extreme overuse.


    Sounds more like a Friday night at YOUR house.

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  25. Wow, the vodka fountain is going all 'Clockwork Orange'?! That would be excellent, my little droogies, malchicks and devotchkas!

    Still going with Coppens. See how he doesn't show up here for months and then all of a sudden there he is, and there they are, and it's all really suspicious? Oh yeah. It's like the DaVinci Code of Canadian tittage. *eyes Donns "I heart Bilderbergers" tattoo suspiciously*

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  26. I misread that as DaVinci's Inquest.

    Too much Canadian TV on up here.

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  27. A definitive Donn!
    That thing's about to gush with maple syrup... just one more squeeze...

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  28. Where exactly do you locate the BVM (Beata Virgo Maria for you heathens)?

    There is something like a four-leaf-clover in the first image and a kind of Nacktmull in the last, but that's all I can see now.

    It can't be Coppens, the tits are too small. The Canadian beer and how-ya-call-it-cheese-gravy-thjingy-diet must lead to man ganzongas of FN dimensions. Maybe its First Nations, the bloke from down the frontier?

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  29. It's NOT Donn, Princess, despite whatever fantasies you and Ms. Nations may have about him.

    And enough with the Nacktmull, Mago. Enough!

    BITCHES: Check the update on this post to see the answer!

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  30. I have to mull about this ...

    Not bad for forty, Capt'n!

    *mwha*

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  31. Mago, did you just kiss Kapi's nipples?

    DeepBlueJon, Tais-toi and send us your hairy photos.

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  32. Just gave him the lick.
    Want one?

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  33. I think not, Mago.

    Mistress MJ has a case of the vapors and must rest.

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  34. Ah, I was wondering who was I was suckling last night.

    Turns out it was 63Mago - that's like 69, but fourshortened.

    My nipples are now available for birthdays, divorces and bar mitzvahs.

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  35. KAPI: Ah, I was wondering who was I was suckling last night.
    Turns out it was 63Mago - that's like 69, but fourshortened.
    My nipples are now available for birthdays, divorces and bar mitzvahs.


    I suggest Infomaniac Bitches take note of your availability and rent a hall and make a night of it.

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