Thursday, January 05, 2012

Butt Reading

In Tuesday’s post, you were asked to send a photo of your bare bottom and Mistress MJ would tell your fortune based on the science of Rumpology.

Today we feature Princess’s posterior



Mistress MJ feels that you Bitches are every bit as qualified as Jackie Stallone to perform a rump reading.

By observing the lines, crevices, dimples and folds of Princess’s posterior, what do you foretell about Princess’s character?

What does the future hold in store for Princess?

What secrets lie hidden in his past?

ANALyze Princess's posterior and let us know what you find!

Note: Princess’s posterior joins Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses. Thank you, Princess!

30 comments:

  1. firm, toned, plump, lack of bruising - I'd say Princess slathers her butt with noxema every night and wraps it in saran wrap at least twice a week - ahh butt those lines tell me that he's experimenting with various and sundry underoos which leave that nasty telltale sign of wrong sizing

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  2. Could it be that his tighty whities are too tight?

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  3. I predict sunburn if Princess is not careful!

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  4. I don't know what, but i see alot of things being entered into her past.......

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  5. Examination of the lesser Mount of Veruca tells me that Princess is a giver, which is supported by what we find upon moving over to the Fold of Rickles, where we note the dime, the nickle, the Sacajawea Dollar, the ring and wristwatch. There is a curiously strong 'W' swale, one with bold serifs and button tufted tuck and roll. This is a very rare formation indeed and should be sealed with duct tape in case of a terrorist attack.
    The right and left Rifts of Davenport suggests this person would die before revealing the Secret of the Wu Tang Clan.
    All in all, this is an ass of portent. This is an ass of destiny. This is an ass....of MYSTERY.

    *nods sagely, chokes on bong hit*

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  6. ...MYSTERY DAMMIT!!!!

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  7. It rivals Old K.

    and that's a compliment.

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  8. I foresee a tall, dark man. Or a terrier.

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  9. "max, where are the drops, for my eyes?"

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  10. I predict a very long fruitful life.
    Very fruitful.

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  11. LX: I predict sunburn if Princess is not careful!

    Slip-slop-slap!

    *gives it an extra slap*

    MISTRESS MADDIE: I don't know what, but i see alot of things being entered into her past.......

    It’s all behind her now.

    NATIONS: Examination of the lesser Mount of Veruca tells me that Princess is a giver, which is supported by what we find upon moving over to the Fold of Rickles, where we note the dime, the nickle, the Sacajawea Dollar, the ring and wristwatch. There is a curiously strong 'W' swale, one with bold serifs and button tufted tuck and roll. This is a very rare formation indeed and should be sealed with duct tape in case of a terrorist attack.
    The right and left Rifts of Davenport suggests this person would die before revealing the Secret of the Wu Tang Clan.
    All in all, this is an ass of portent. This is an ass of destiny. This is an ass....of MYSTERY.
    *nods sagely, chokes on bong hit*
    ...MYSTERY DAMMIT!!!!


    What is the Secret of the Wu Tang Clan?

    BOXER: It rivals Old K.
    and that's a compliment.


    But without the liver spots.

    PEENEE: I foresee a tall, dark man. Or a terrier.

    Princess is not that kind of girl.

    NORMADESMOND: "max, where are the drops, for my eyes?"

    I don’t see a photo of YOUR arse in my mailbox, Norma.

    JASON: I predict a very long fruitful life.
    Very fruitful.


    I’m picturing a fruit platter.

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  12. You bitches just crack me up!
    You're the best!
    HugsZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

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  13. Convent bound for sure. There, forgiveness may be found for all the times that ass has been serviced and used in an inapproriate manner.

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  14. MYSTERY!!!!!!

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  15. I also advocate some slip slap slop xx

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  16. After a long and serious study I see a couple of slight imperfections, possibly small pimples. This leads me to believe that Princess is still in the first flush of youth, seething with hormones, replete with juice like a ripening fruit.

    either that or razor burn

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  17. My Dear Mistress,
    I have had the most strangest of dreams... I dreamt that my buttocks were exposed to the whole world and I was surrounded by all these Bitches who were not prepared to just look but... began poking prodding fondling and passing comment on Princesses Precious.
    One by one they began proffering insights into my arse's present past and future and claiming to be students of "Sly's Momma". Like since when has she been able to tell an arse from an elbow?
    The last thing I recall was lapsing into a gin soaked coma in my fernery...

    What does it all mean?

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  18. Oh and that Ms Nations sure knows her shit... Was she Dux of the class?

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  19. He's clearly wearing his underwear far tighter than necessary, an indicator of an inhibiting inability to let loose. But come to think of it it could mean a tendancy toward blatant exhibitionism. I'm thinking the latter.

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  20. Look at that lush and creamy skin, a girl could be so jealous.

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  21. That ass just exudes talent! I predict that many the world around will be calling for an audience with Princess & the aforementioned talented buttocks.....

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  22. DEEP BLUE JON: You bitches just crack me up!
    You're the best!
    HugsZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!


    I heart Infomaniac Bitches!

    TB: Convent bound for sure. There, forgiveness may be found for all the times that ass has been serviced and used in an inapproriate manner.

    There aren’t enough Hail Marys to cover his sins.

    NATIONS: MYSTERY!!!!!!

    I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!

    LULU: I also advocate some slip slap slop xx

    I’ll do the slapping if you do the slopping.

    NURSEMYRA: After a long and serious study I see a couple of slight imperfections, possibly small pimples. This leads me to believe that Princess is still in the first flush of youth, seething with hormones, replete with juice like a ripening fruit.
    either that or razor burn


    A fruit, indeed.

    Excellent observation.

    PRINCESS: My Dear Mistress,
    I have had the most strangest of dreams... I dreamt that my buttocks were exposed to the whole world and I was surrounded by all these Bitches who were not prepared to just look but... began poking prodding fondling and passing comment on Princesses Precious.
    One by one they began proffering insights into my arse's present past and future and claiming to be students of "Sly's Momma". Like since when has she been able to tell an arse from an elbow?
    The last thing I recall was lapsing into a gin soaked coma in my fernery...
    What does it all mean?


    Mistress MJ predicts a glorious future for you in theatrical costume design with a profitable sideline of quilting and canning jams and jellies.

    Oh, and of course I predict you will keep your crown as the Miss Congeniality of Infomaniac.

    PRINCESS: Oh and that Ms Nations sure knows her shit... Was she Dux of the class?

    Ms. Nations’ brain is so big that it requires separate housing outside her body!

    RILEY: He's clearly wearing his underwear far tighter than necessary, an indicator of an inhibiting inability to let loose. But come to think of it it could mean a tendancy toward blatant exhibitionism. I'm thinking the latter.

    I’m thinking it’s high time you submitted a photo of YOUR arse!

    KELLY RED: Look at that lush and creamy skin, a girl could be so jealous.

    Let’s ask Princess what moisturizer he uses, shall we?

    Do you think he’s a Dove Girl?

    WALLY: That ass just exudes talent! I predict that many the world around will be calling for an audience with Princess & the aforementioned talented buttocks.....

    One wonders if Princess’s buttocks are as talented as those of Le Pétomane?

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  23. What a distinctive odour... er... I mean Honour to be classed with Le Pétomane one of my all time favourite Flatulists...
    Does this rank me as Infomaniacs' first "Fartomaniac"?

    I feel quite touched... Thank you Mistress...

    Moisturiser? Who uses moisturiser? I have just maintained a strict fluid intake regimen... at seminal moments throughout my lifetime...
    Said fluids... work wonders when rubbed liberally into the buttocks
    ... or anywhere else for that matter Darling.....

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  24. Seminal moments, Princess?

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  25. I find that you were wearing some tight-assed blue jeans before you took this photo and I can almost read the label still pressed into your butt cheek. Almost, but not quite.

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  26. EPIC FAIL: Nothing gets between Princess and his Calvins.

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  27. I think these cheeks scream "Spank me!"

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  28. You think CORRECTLY, Herr Mago!

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  29. As my Sailor Sam would say, "Princess has a purty pooper"

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