Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Ask Miss Normadesmond

Do YOU have a question for Miss Normadesmond?

She's listening to you using her silver, moonstone-encrusted ear trumpet...

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24 comments:

  1. Mistress is posting way too fast!

    Ask Ms Nation. She's the one blowing the trumpet right now!

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  2. Norma knows the airspeed of an unladen swallow.
    Norma knows that the wayward wind is a willful wind.
    She knows who wrote the book of love, and what Robinson Crusoe did with Friday on Saturday night.

    Norma knows.

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  3. you bet your fucking ass i know....AND.....
    ...MY TRUMPET GETS RADIO FREE EUROPE!

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  4. and mj's right....i'm the first one you want to ask, anything. there is a reason why those twins grace the header of mitten drinnen.

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  5. Norma y'all, is wise and sage, but if she asks you to hold her ear trumpet, don't do it. It's been in,well, shall we say odd places.

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  6. What is the Secret of the Wu Tang Clan?

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  7. dearest mj: wu tang clan is a poultice used for poon tang distress.

    princess: shaken or stirred? why both darling!

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  8. lx: boxers or briefs? neither! why inflict obstacles!

    kapitano: you have asked a hard question, i hope.

    jason: you'll have to talk to my jeweler, about my jewels.

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  9. BITCHES: Head on over to Norma’s now for free advice.

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  10. I went. Turns out I really had to go, too.

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  11. *rubs Ms. Nations' nose in my acquisition of The Secret*

    Ha!

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  12. Is it true that one looses pubic hair as one gets older?

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  13. Or in your native tongue....

    "where's my bush?"

    We want to know.

    Thanx alot,
    wally
    xpxpxp

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  14. Oooops!

    I thought that finger was on the "O" ;-'

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  15. gee wally, why not take a polaroid
    of your bald snatch and look at it?

    i'm quite busy darling, i'm live, on the air.

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  16. Page not found, dearest.....

    But I'm sure it was choice!

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  17. Get your bald snatch over to Norma's place, Wally!

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