Saturday, January 14, 2012

Show Us Yer Nipples

A reminder to send Mistress MJ a photo of your nipple(s)!


And while Marc Bolan’s nipple has your attention…hello? Over HERE!!! Mistress MJ is speaking to you!

Ahem.

YOU send us a photo of your nipples and the rest of us try to guess whose nipples they are.

We need a catchy name for the “Guess the Nipple” game.

So far all I’ve come up with is “Name the Nipple.”

Any other suggestions?

24 comments:

  1. Oh hai Mr Lax, Huggy Jon,

    How about "Nifty Nips" or "Who's nipple is it anyway?"

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  2. I'm readying my nipple for it's close-up.

    Hmm, how about "Teat Meet", or "Mammary Match".

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  3. My Dear Mistress,

    Despite all attempts to persuade... The Empress has asked me to convey to you that she is quite happy with her nipples tucked in and warmly residing in the top of her knickers thank you very much. She said to thank you for your kind offer but she is not prepared to get them out for anyone.... Not even you Darling MJ.
    Kisses From The Empress... Mwah

    *scratching head*

    Personally... I cannot understand her reluctance...

    The empress has however proffered a suggestion of a name for your little parlour game... How does
    "Tricky Tits" sound to you?

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  4. "Thanks For The Mammaries!"

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  5. I'll have to gild mine first. Might take a while to dry.

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  6. I'll just plug in the vodka fountain and wait, if you don't mind.

    Oh hai LX and Princess!

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  7. I will think about it.
    I'm sure I can knock up a convincing pair of nipple like objects from paper mache, sausage meat and a couple of strawberries.
    Sx

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  8. LX: Maybe...

    I’ll take that as a yes.

    HUGGY JON: First!
    And I'm sound asleep!


    Judging by the number of “Yay! First’s!” that he’s missed, I’d say that LX is asleep too.

    PRINCESS: Oh hai Mr Lax, Huggy Jon,
    How about "Nifty Nips" or "Who's nipple is it anyway?"


    “Whose Nipple is it Anyway” has a certain ring to it that pleases Mistress MJ.

    As does the nickname “Huggy Jon.”

    MEAN DIRTY PIRATE: I'm readying my nipple for it's close-up.
    Hmm, how about "Teat Meet", or "Mammary Match".


    Good suggestions!

    I’d love to know what readying your nipple involves.

    PRINCESS: My Dear Mistress,
    Despite all attempts to persuade... The Empress has asked me to convey to you that she is quite happy with her nipples tucked in and warmly residing in the top of her knickers thank you very much. She said to thank you for your kind offer but she is not prepared to
    get them out for anyone.... Not even you Darling MJ.
    Kisses From The Empress... Mwah
    *scratching head*
    Personally... I cannot understand her reluctance...
    The empress has however proffered a suggestion of a name for your little parlour game... How does
    "Tricky Tits" sound to you?


    It is obvious that you come from a very creative household.

    Please give The Empress my regards and thank her for the catchy title.

    LX: "Thanks For The Mammaries!"

    Ha!!!

    JASON: I'll have to gild mine first. Might take a while to dry.

    Jason and the Golden Nipples.

    The legend lives on.

    BOXER: I'll just plug in the vodka fountain and wait, if you don't mind.
    Oh hai LX and Princess!


    How can I argue with the keeper of the vodka fountain?

    NORMADESMOND: been there, done that.

    And don’t we know it!

    SCARLET: I will think about it.
    I'm sure I can knock up a convincing pair of nipple like objects from paper mache, sausage meat and a couple of strawberries.


    Mistress MJ will accept no substitutes.

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  9. Nipple, Nipple - who's got the nipple?

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  10. Inspired by our beloved Empress, I'd like to propose "Trick or Tits" or in the same vein, "Tits or Treat"...


    NOw I'm in the mood for some pumpkin cheesecake....


    Oh no! I said it, didn't I?

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  11. I have sent mine. My husband tells me that it is perfectly wonderful.

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  12. Name the nipple? - Fred?

    Find the nippler!
    The Fine Art of Nippling
    Read Rate Rock the Nipple
    Do the Mamilla!
    Masters of Mamilla
    What the corymbus tells ...
    Nipples of the World
    Schlünz

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  13. Tatie le Téton
    Tonton la Tétine
    Pressons le mamelon
    Pincez le néné


    OMG this is fun!

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  14. Nipples - a hard question!
    Tüüt-tüüt - press the button
    Nibble Class of '67
    Nibble stories - where nurses blush
    Nibbleton - ointment de luxe
    Tinker Taylor Nibbler Spy
    What the Nibble knows
    The Big Book of Nibbles
    Tassle collecting: Tricks and trades

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  15. BITCHES: After much deliberation and a couple of cocktails, Mistress MJ has chosen a name for our nipple guessing game.

    We’re going with one of Princess’s choices…

    “Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?”

    Thanks to everyone who put in their two cents worth.

    And a tip of the hat to Thombeau who suggested “Tit Bits.” “Tit Bits” will be the name of our upcoming new Nipple Gallery, i.e. a gallery of Infomaniac Bitchs bosoms, similar to our Gallery of Alluring Arses.

    And as Mr. LX said, “Thanks for the mammaries!”

    We'll play "Whose Nipple Is It Anyway" soon!

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  16. Know Your Knipples

    or, am I too late?
    (and THAT sounds like the title to a Rocky and Bullwinkle show, doesn't it?

    Tune in tomorrow for:
    KNOW YOUR KNIPPLES!
    (or wait! Am I too Late?)

    ...
    ok, so, are there two sections?
    girls: knocker's nipples.
    boys: nellie's nipples.

    Guys aren't as interested in WHOSE they are, but rather WHY are they?
    I came up with a thought about that. You need your nipples to get into heaven.
    Now comes some guy up to the pearly gates and, as a smart ass his whole life, he had his chopped off and fed them to his dog.
    St Pete: 'Scuse me, you need nipples to get in here.
    Smartass: I fed them to my dog.
    St Pete, well, then, it looks like your dog can get in here five and a half times.

    Obviously Ma never breast fed me. She always said she just liked me as a friend.

    I AM late, aren't I?
    I can tell because there's usually a dog barking at me when I've hung around this long blathering on about whatever.

    GUESS the BREAST

    maybe instead of a name for the contest, you need a warning on the page?
    (DO NOT LICK YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN)

    Titty Time!

    I heard that extra small breast size in LA means you can park in the handicap zones

    If one of the nipples has small boxing gloves on, I'll make a guess.

    Chest Guessed

    Probably the worse line I ever used was, "I had a breast reduction. I'm really a lesbian in a man's body.
    It did get me invited outside once.
    And...special treat. As the hospital was nearby, the ambulance got to me in short time...

    Whose Rube's Boobs?

    Granny kept scratching her legs, so I finally asked her, "What are you scratching your knees, Granny?"
    She replied, "Not scratching my knees. I have an itch on my breasts!"


    Ma was a double cut
    (all the girls suddenly shuddered) ...
    For that, I could never figure out why she called it her bust.
    Did she expect them to break?

    OK, I'm sure I've gone too far, and, well...that's how far I go.
    So...
    Let me just leave you with this thought.
    I once knew a hermit named Dave.
    He kept a dead whore in his cave.
    She was moldy and green,
    and smelled quite obscene...
    but, just think of the money he saved.

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  17. BONEMAN: TOO LATE!!!

    But I’m sure you’ll find me saying “It’sTitty Time!” thanks to you.

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