Friday, January 06, 2012

I Dream of Jeannie’s Nipple

Do you dream of seeing Barbara Eden’s breasts?

If you’re one of the 3.5 straight men of a certain age who read this blog, we think you do.

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Over here, big boy.

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Ta-TA! Er, Ta-DA!

You probably also dreamed of seeing her navel.
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"Censors allowed her (Barbara Eden’s character Jeannie) to be depicted living in a house with an unmarried man (because early episodes made it plain that she slept in her bottle), but would not permit Eden's navel to be seen."

Fellas: We here at Infomaniac hope you have enjoyed this little trip down Mammary Lane.

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31 comments:

  1. Ok, THIS post grabbed my attention, much like I would have grabbed Barbara Eden's awesome KAY-NOCKERS back in the day.

    She was a CLASSIC BEAUTY.

    PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.

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  2. I bet Barbara's kicking herself right this minute for never having had the opportunity to be done by THE HEFF.

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  3. Hell, I'd STILL give her the opportunity, LMAO !!!

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  4. Women of Infomaniac: May I have your attention please?

    Heff is givin' it away!

    Please form an orderly queue.

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  5. My Bass guitar ain't the only thing strung Low and Heavy, baby....

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  6. the first nip slip? the original wardrobe malfunction? a pioneer in so many ways, ms eden showed america how to make mens dreams come true. NOT

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  7. Thank you!

    Any chance of seeing The Mistress's navel?

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  8. I've seen it. You know that map of the moon that everyone had back around 1972 or so?

    *takes a shoestring hit from stage left*

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  9. confidential to Heff:

    low and slow is the way to go, but my *ahem* heart belongs to Colonel Claypool.

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  10. Does J. live inside a bottle of Jameson's, or is it more of a bong?

    Lynn Sorensen is a good bassman - he even knows two sounds!

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  11. At least Larry Hagman wasn't as annoying as Dick York.

    We had to watch a load of rubbish as kids, didn't we?

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  12. Claypool IS A THUMPER, I'll be the FIRST to admit that....

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  13. maybe they can get babs &
    justin timberlake to do the
    next superbowl halftime.
    that looks like a viable areola.

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  14. Can't say I ever recall wanting to see Bab's boobie... but I always wanted to have Harem pants just like hers... And my own astronaut to fly me to the moon...

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  15. Happy New Year MJ,

    No doubt. She's a fine looking woman. However that picture is not worth $2500.

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  16. I always enjoy a glimpse of her bottle.

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  17. Pastorius was the king of them all!! Too bad he was pummelled to death outside a bar for being an insufferable douchebag.

    Anyone remember those big pink clamshell things with a spring in them marketed by one Mark 'Eden' back in the 70's? Usually found in the back of movie magazines and in the pages of the old Fredricks catalogue It was a supposed bust developer, and Babs sued him nearly blind for boob infringement or something like that.
    Jaco would have approved.

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  18. if I were nice, I'd let Mr. Boxer see this post.

    But.

    I'm not.

    Still, great back story on the photo and she doesn't seem concerned at all about her wardrobe malfunction.

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  19. KELLY RED: FIRST!

    Yay! Heff was premature.

    HEFF: My Bass guitar ain't the only thing strung Low and Heavy, baby....

    !!!

    KABUKI: the first nip slip? the original wardrobe malfunction? a pioneer in so many ways, ms eden showed america how to make mens dreams come true. NOT

    For research purposes I Googled “first wardrobe malfunction” and got this…

    “The first reported instance of wardrobe malfunction occurred on The Price Is Right in 1977 involving contestant Yolanda Bowersley, though such incidents were not called by that name at the time.”

    LX: Thank you!
    Any chance of seeing The Mistress's navel?


    Next you’ll be asking to see my ankles.

    Fresh! *slaps LX*

    NATIONS: I've seen it. You know that map of the moon that everyone had back around 1972 or so?
    *takes a shoestring hit from stage left*


    Are you high?

    NATIONS: confidential to Heff:
    low and slow is the way to go, but my *ahem* heart belongs to Colonel Claypool.


    Oh pardon me, am I interrupting a private conversation?

    MAGO: Does J. live inside a bottle of Jameson's, or is it more of a bong?
    Lynn Sorensen is a good bassman - he even knows two sounds!


    You are confusing Jeannie with Mistress MJ.

    GEOFF: At least Larry Hagman wasn't as annoying as Dick York.
    We had to watch a load of rubbish as kids, didn't we?


    Where do you stand on Dick York vs. Dick Sargent?

    HEFF: Claypool IS A THUMPER, I'll be the FIRST to admit that....

    Oh pardon me, am I interrupting a private conversation?

    NORMADESMOND: maybe they can get babs &
    justin timberlake to do the
    next superbowl halftime.
    that looks like a viable areola.


    Barbara (now age 77) gives that idea the thumbs up.

    PRINCESS: Can't say I ever recall wanting to see Bab's boobie... but I always wanted to have Harem pants just like hers... And my own astronaut to fly me to the moon...

    Now that you’re a talented seamstress, you can make your own harem pants!

    KARL: Happy New Year MJ,
    No doubt. She's a fine looking woman. However that picture is not worth $2500.


    Happy New Year, Karl and good heavens…

    I think you’ve just brought the number of straight men here today up to a whopping FIVE!

    AYEM8Y: I always enjoy a glimpse of her bottle.

    Norma is talking to you.

    NORMADESMOND: the pirate is such a pig.

    Would you have him any other way?

    NATIONS: Pastorius was the king of them all!! Too bad he was pummelled to death outside a bar for being an insufferable douchebag.
    Anyone remember those big pink clamshell things with a spring in them marketed by one Mark 'Eden' back in the 70's? Usually found in the back of movie magazines and in the pages of the old Fredricks catalogue It was a supposed bust developer, and Babs sued him nearly blind for boob infringement or something like that.
    Jaco would have approved.


    Are you still having a private conversation with Heff?

    BOXER: if I were nice, I'd let Mr. Boxer see this post.
    But.
    I'm not.
    Still, great back story on the photo and she doesn't seem concerned at all about her wardrobe malfunction.


    You ought to be more concerned that Mr. Boxer is ogling Wenis Wednesdays behind your back.

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  20. I only thought there was one Dick. You live and learn.

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  21. Hope you've found out by now that the pic is a fake. ???

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  22. I thought this blog was about Barbara Eden's nipples. She has shown them (through clothes) in several films. Check out this one.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsyvwjgAk_0

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    1. Thanks for the clip!

      There really SHOULD be a blog devoted to Barbara Eden's nipples.

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  23. I have been fascinated by Barbara Eden since she first appeared on I Dream of Jeannie. I found her natural beauty and innocent charm to be quite intoxicating. Here some 40 years later, I am still enticed by her. I wrote an erotic story based on the IDOJ TV show. I am posting the link below. I happen to think that it is a rather good story but then I am prejudiced. If anyone cares to read it, I only ask that you vote on it and perhaps leave a comment. Thanks.

    http://stories.xnxx.com/story/45083/I_Dream_of_Jeannie

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    1. Here’s a clickable link to your story for all to enjoy.

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  24. Not an outake, but a fake.

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  25. Photoshopped pic.

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