(click to enlarge)
Should anyone else feel that their willy deserves a position of recognition here at Infomaniac, please state your reasons and what role your penis will play.
In the meantime, feast your eyes once more on the Official Penis of Infomaniac.
(click to engorge)
First!?
ReplyDeleteBut I have to defer to perfection.
God help the challengers
Yay!
ReplyDeleteWhen does the Mistress crown the “Little Pirate”?
Will there be a ceremony?
Don’t linger because he spits, but sometimes he likes to give out pearl necklaces.
And lure innocent lurkers out of seclusion.
Well the Little Pirate certainly looks excited at the good news!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Ayem8y!
Congatulations "Little Pirate" to finally recieve the recognition that you have obviously been seeking..
ReplyDelete"Official Penis"
I am certain that to have been bestowed such an honour by Dear Mistress MJ, will keep you standing proudly with ones head held high for many years to come...
Congratulations to Ayem8ty too.. For his careful and loving ministrations, support and carridge of you over so many years...
Oh.. and how many "Unofficial Peni" are there?
I propose that we have drinking straws cast from Little Pirate for use in the Infomaniac Cafeteria.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Little Pirate and Big Pirate!
What a marvelous suggestion Mr Xl.
ReplyDeleteI shall mix some plaster of paris.
does anyone have any spare Lubricative?
Are you ready for your casting "Little Pirate"?
I see your head nodding... is that an affirmitive response?
It is going on tour?
ReplyDeleteAnd will it be fully naked this time? We should see our pirate in all his glory(hole).
Good grief, he is in Mexico... if he ever wants to tour England then he will be most welcome in my flowering garden.
ReplyDeleteSx
That Scarlet Blue... She's a right dirty mucker, isn't she?
ReplyDeleteApologies. I was merely inviting Mr Pirate to gaze upon my rosy bush...
ReplyDeleteSx
I wonder how long it'll take for the pungent aroma to overwhelm him.
ReplyDeleteMJ is that really you in the bedroom? Who took it? Where were they standing? Did they use a zoom? Why didn't they zoom in more?
ReplyDeleteWhat's that big purple thing on the balcony? Why is little pirate jumping out of his pouch? Why do you need an official penis? Why is everything a competition with you? Why can't all our wieners be winners? Can I ask you more questions? Seriously, what is that purple thing?
Is that an egg plant on the balcony or are you just happy I finally came by to visit your blog?
ReplyDeleteHai Ayem8y's Penis! Nice to meet you.
That's what I thought! It looks like a giant aubergine.
ReplyDeleteSx
JASON: First!?
ReplyDeleteBut I have to defer to perfection.
God help the challengers
Send in your photo and let Mistress MJ be the judge.
AYEM8Y: Yay!
When does the Mistress crown the “Little Pirate”?
Will there be a ceremony?
Don’t linger because he spits, but sometimes he likes to give out pearl necklaces.
And lure innocent lurkers out of seclusion.
Prior to the coronation, “Little Pirate” must be anointed with ceremonial oils by Mistress MJ.
The process can take days so we have no fixed coronation date at this point.
We were thinking emeralds and rubies for your crown but a pearl necklace would be a stunning addition to your attire.
Perhaps a member of our audience could volunteer a strand for your neck?
EROS: Well the Little Pirate certainly looks excited at the good news!
Congratulations, Ayem8y!
We here at Infomaniac encourage you to take a felt-tipped pen, draw a smiley face upon your own weenis and submit it for our consideration.
PRINCESS: Congatulations "Little Pirate" to finally recieve the recognition that you have obviously been seeking..
"Official Penis"
I am certain that to have been bestowed such an honour by Dear Mistress MJ, will keep you standing proudly with ones head held high for many years to come...
Congratulations to Ayem8ty too.. For his careful and loving ministrations, support and carridge of you over so many years...
Oh.. and how many "Unofficial Peni" are there?
Would you like to be in charge of the “Unofficial Peni” census?
KAPI: It is going on tour?
And will it be fully naked this time? We should see our pirate in all his glory(hole).
“Little Pirate” will be going on tour promoting his film “Truck Stop Trollop”.
Do you have anything you’d like autographed?
SCARLET: Good grief, he is in Mexico... if he ever wants to tour England then he will be most welcome in my flowering garden.
No offense, Miss Scarlet, but he prefers the stamens to the stigmas, if you catch my drift.
TAZZY AND PIGGY: That Scarlet Blue... She's a right dirty mucker, isn't she?
Quite right.
You should see her in action over at Beast’s.
Speaking of Beast, he’s been oddly absent for a few days.
Perhaps his “itchy bumhole” has flared up again.
SCARLET: Apologies. I was merely inviting Mr Pirate to gaze upon my rosy bush...
See comment from Tazzy, below you.
TAZZY: I wonder how long it'll take for the pungent aroma to overwhelm him.
I wish to take this opportunity to let you know that for some time now, I’ve been trying to get Piggy to send me a photo of the Tazzy Todger.
So far without success but I plan to catch him at a moment of weakness.
DONN, RANDOM CHICK & SCARLET: That is indeed a giant eggplant or “aubergine” as they’re known in the UK.
The photo is symbolic, based on a recurring dream Mistress MJ has been having.
Make of it what you will.
Sigh. Can but try...
ReplyDeleteSx
My comment above was skipped. ????
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Apologies XL.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ became overexcited at your link to the drinking straws.
Well that and trying to keep control of the randy Miss Scarlet.
Please forgive my absence but after viewing the wonders of The Pirate's privates (both aft and bow) I've been slipping in and out of consciousness. Like a fever dream.
ReplyDeleteDouble comments. See that's what happens when you are trying to type with one hand.
ReplyDeleteI remain extremely noncomittal re: pirate penis. It appears my speedo bloghas ignited pirate's fury, so I public announce "I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU" And that is probably the wrong response. I must brush up on my manners regarding forty-somethings and their genitalias. excuse please.
ReplyDeleteFELIX: Please forgive my absence but after viewing the wonders of The Pirate's privates (both aft and bow) I've been slipping in and out of consciousness. Like a fever dream.
ReplyDeleteDouble comments. See that's what happens when you are trying to type with one hand.
You are like Sleeping Beauty and must be kissed by a handsome prince to regain consciousness.
Or a pirate brandishing a sword.
KABUKI: I remain extremely noncomittal re: pirate penis. It appears my speedo bloghas ignited pirate's fury, so I public announce "I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU" And that is probably the wrong response. I must brush up on my manners regarding forty-somethings and their genitalias. excuse please.
Darling, what ARE you talking about?
I shall be over to kabuki-land forthwith.
You see?
This is what happens when I don’t keep up with my visitations.
BITCHES: Mistress MJ is behind in her blog visits and with any luck will catch up tomorrow.
mj, you chose well.
ReplyDelete"Please leave something on me I might catch cold."
ReplyDeleteAlthough I relish in my new title of “Official Penis” of Infomaniac I feel naked and exposed from all the naked exposure. Also lonely. The “Little Pirate” needs company and companionship. A little stroking would be nice too.
I propose that the title of “Official Penis” of Infomaniac be a yearly one. Or Monthly or Weekly or Daily for that matter.
Come on fella’s whip out your dicks and snap some pics. And by fella’s I mean the girls of Infomaniac too.
That is one nice Official Penis. I'd like to see it in person.
ReplyDelete***Slave Damien kidnaps Michael Rivers and Ayem8y and runs off with them to have a 3way that is nothing short of EPIC***
ReplyDelete