Sunday, January 23, 2011

Where’s Beast?


It’s been several days since we’ve heard from our friend Beast.

Good news! I found him wandering the halls in his vest…

19 comments:

  1. He's been looking for his pants that we were covering our faces with in the police bust!

    Oh, how I wish we hadn't done that.



    Yay! First!

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  2. Do you think we should restrain him from now on?

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  3. Ha ha!!! I've nicked all of his pants... and his purple spandex posing pouch....
    Sx

    I am in training for the FGES. [Just in case you thought I was nicking his drawers for a cheap thrill].

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  4. somehow i thought beastie was a tad bit younger, sugar! by the by, who did win the FGES? xoxoxxo

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  5. I'm so not taking the rap for that.

    Not my fault bitches.

    My last coherent thought from that night was watching IDV and a policeman fend off Beast's pants with a truncheon and a flamethrower...then I fell asleep on Cyberpete's shoulder.

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  6. SCARLET: Ha ha!!! I've nicked all of his pants... and his purple spandex posing pouch....
    I am in training for the FGES. [Just in case you thought I was nicking his drawers for a cheap thrill].


    You’ve nicked his purple Lurex posing pouch?

    And yes, I suspected you were in training for TFGES.

    I’m interested to see how this plays out.

    SAVANNAH: somehow i thought beastie was a tad bit younger, sugar! by the by, who did win the FGES?

    Beast won The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!!!

    But there’s a conspiracy by Miss Scarlet to intercept them on their way from Canada to England.

    XL: So, Beast is a "leftie!"

    It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that SCHWING!

    ROSES: I'm so not taking the rap for that.
    Not my fault bitches.
    My last coherent thought from that night was watching IDV and a policeman fend off Beast's pants with a truncheon and a flamethrower...then I fell asleep on Cyberpete's shoulder.


    It’s clearly the work of Miss Scarlet.

    Do they allow you Internet access in your holding cell?

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  7. Unfortunately I'm having to wear this so that I can deal with the fumes...
    Not very flattering, is it?
    Sx

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  8. SCARLET: Unfortunately I'm having to wear this so that I can deal with the fumes...
    Not very flattering, is it?


    Not as unflattering as Crocs.

    Are you going for the Level A suit or the Level B?

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  9. I think I need the expanded back with front entry. I don't know why, but it sounds like it will cover any kind of major spillage and protect me from all known noxious gases.
    Sx

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  10. SCARLET: I think I need the expanded back with front entry. I don't know why, but it sounds like it will cover any kind of major spillage and protect me from all known noxious gases.

    Read the fine print to see if it covers protection from inhalation of fumes resulting from dodgy curries…specifically Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry.

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  11. I stagger home after two weeks of back breaking work and find THIS !
    Harumph!
    I shall drag myself to my PC and post tomorrow , If and only IF I actually get an evening off

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  12. would someone please buy him a longer vest!

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  13. BEAST: I stagger home after two weeks of back breaking work and find THIS !
    Harumph!
    I shall drag myself to my PC and post tomorrow , If and only IF I actually get an evening off


    This is what happens when you stay away too long!

    And let that be a lesson to you.

    NORMADESMOND: would someone please buy him a longer vest!

    Let’s ask his mum.

    Ma Beastie still buys his Underoos for him.

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  14. I think Mr beastie is just eagerly anticipating the arrival of the FGES. He can't wat to wrap his lucious loins around them... See the little glint of excitement in his eye...

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  15. It's....all....pooky outie.
    *backs away slowly*

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  16. PRINCESS: I think Mr beastie is just eagerly anticipating the arrival of the FGES. He can't wat to wrap his lucious loins around them... See the little glint of excitement in his eye...

    It will be a pleasant change from a banana, I suppose.

    NATIONS: It's....all....pooky outie.
    *backs away slowly*


    Use it to stir your soup.

    Or some of that fudge I’ve been waiting for.

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  17. I'm delighted to see that Mr Beastie has been located.

    Frankly I haven't seen him looking this exuberant in ages, and he looks as if he's lost some weight too?

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  18. DONN: I'm delighted to see that Mr Beastie has been located.
    Frankly I haven't seen him looking this exuberant in ages, and he looks as if he's lost some weight too?


    Weight lost due to a gastrointestinal disorder.

    You don’t want to know.

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