Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Kipper Surprise

We’re serving up Kipper Surprise again here at the Infomaniac Diner…

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As you know, Kipper Surprise is a special at Beast’s Café C but one needn’t travel all the way to Dorset anymore to enjoy it.

Bon Appétit, bitches!
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23 comments:

  1. LẌ8:27 AM, January 25, 2011

    Which one is the catch of the day?

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  2. The Mistress8:35 AM, January 25, 2011

    Sniff for freshness.

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  3. Roxy9:37 AM, January 25, 2011

    A girl could certainly end up with a red snapper from that...

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  4. normadesmond9:40 AM, January 25, 2011

    or a red herring.

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  5. The Mistress9:51 AM, January 25, 2011

    ROXY & NORMADESMOND: I can fix you gals up with a good ointment.

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  6. The Cool Cookie10:07 AM, January 25, 2011

    If presented with such, I would hold my nose and swallow his pride (while pushing the Kipper Surprise off to the side).

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  7. The Mistress10:22 AM, January 25, 2011

    COOKIE: If presented with such, I would hold my nose and swallow his pride (while pushing the Kipper Surprise off to the side).

    You could tie this air freshener around it.

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  8. CyberPete10:38 AM, January 25, 2011

    I'm with Cookie on this one. Actually, I'd be with Cookie anytime.

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  9. The Mistress11:09 AM, January 25, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: I'm with Cookie on this one. Actually, I'd be with Cookie anytime.

    May we remind you that Infomaniac is not a dating service.

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  10. CyberPete11:40 AM, January 25, 2011

    I know that he is happily married to a lucky guy. *sighs*

    I was just saying..

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  11. Ms Scarlet12:53 PM, January 25, 2011

    ***claps hands like a demented seal at the sight of a dangling kipper****
    Sx

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  12. Roses1:06 PM, January 25, 2011

    I decline the fish course and go straight to the meat. Thank you.

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  13. CyberPete1:50 PM, January 25, 2011

    Yes Roses, there's nothing quite like a glass of champagne and a big hunk og meat

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  14. The Mistress1:51 PM, January 25, 2011

    CYBERPOOF, SCARLET & ROSES: Dirty slappers…ALL of you!

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  15. Roses2:36 PM, January 25, 2011

    Pot? Kettle? Mistress really.

    I was sweet and innocent before I started hanging out with you.

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  16. Princess4:05 PM, January 25, 2011

    He's been using worm for bait right?

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  17. Princess4:06 PM, January 25, 2011

    That worm would certainly have me hooked...

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  18. Inexplicable DeVice4:55 PM, January 25, 2011

    What an odd looking sporran.

    Most umpleasant*.





    *It will be a word. IT WILL!

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  19. kabuki zero5:08 PM, January 25, 2011

    that looks like a lot of carbohydrates to kabuki. kabuki will just have some sticky rice and tea. and crack a window, something is not fresh

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  20. BEAST5:35 PM, January 25, 2011

    Well Thats certainly not on the Cafe C menu

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  21. The Mistress6:49 PM, January 25, 2011

    ROSES: Pot? Kettle? Mistress really.
    I was sweet and innocent before I started hanging out with you.

    Poppycock.

    PRINCESS: He's been using worm for bait right?
    That worm would certainly have me hooked...

    Try to get here earlier next time.

    The early bird gets the worm.

    IVD: What an odd looking sporran.
    Most umpleasant*.
    *It will be a word. IT WILL!

    I shall only allow the word “umpleasant” if you send me the “boozy combo” choco assortment.

    KABUKI: that looks like a lot of carbohydrates to kabuki. kabuki will just have some sticky rice and tea. and crack a window, something is not fresh

    Mistress MJ will consult the “Atkins for Life” book to tally up the carb count for kabuki.

    BEAST: Well Thats certainly not on the Cafe C menu

    Mr. Frobisher probably had it for himself, leaving none for the others.

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  22. The Cool Cookie8:20 PM, January 25, 2011

    Wouldn't that make it a Kipper Sporran?

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  23. The Mistress8:24 PM, January 25, 2011

    COOKIE: Bitch, be quiet.

    I'm working on a new post that concerns you.

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