Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Return of the Polka Dot Queen

Remember me?


I’m not going away.

And I know where to find you.

Bitches.
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19 comments:

  1. Princess6:22 PM, January 29, 2011

    1st!

    Yoko Dharling... where have you been?

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  2. The Mistress6:27 PM, January 29, 2011

    For the last time...I am not Yoko Ono!

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  3. LẌ6:31 PM, January 29, 2011

    Is this a sly reference to Miss Scarlet being Ginger?

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  4. jason6:34 PM, January 29, 2011

    Let's play Twister!

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  5. The Mistress6:38 PM, January 29, 2011

    XL: Is this a sly reference to Miss Scarlet being Ginger?

    Why must you upset Miss Scarlet with accusations of Gingervitis?

    That’s it.

    You have forced me to make you wear the polka dot clown shoes!

    JASON: Let's play Twister!

    Naked Twister?

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  6. Jenny6:58 PM, January 29, 2011

    Nooooooooooo!!!!!!

    Why are you doiing this?

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  7. designing wally7:20 PM, January 29, 2011

    Will do as Dot demands, Will do as Dot demands, Will do as Dot demands...

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  8. normadesmond7:48 PM, January 29, 2011

    would someone get this thing a spring roll?

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  9. kabuki zero11:10 PM, January 29, 2011

    miss one needs to step off. kabuki be wearing the blue wigs at this party. somebody needs to get to their job at the nail salon, and get off my nerves. SNAP!

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  10. Damien12:14 AM, January 30, 2011

    I fear her - and yet - I worship her.....

    ***thud***

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  11. The Mistress1:34 AM, January 30, 2011

    BOXER: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!
    Why are you doiing this?

    Because I can.

    Next question!

    WALLY: Will do as Dot demands, Will do as Dot demands, Will do as Dot demands...

    Follow the bouncing ball.

    NORMA: would someone get this thing a spring roll?

    Trade for a matzah ball.

    KABUKI: miss one needs to step off. kabuki be wearing the blue wigs at this party. somebody needs to get to their job at the nail salon, and get off my nerves. SNAP!

    Polka Dot Queen vs kabuki zero bitchfight!

    DAMIEN: I fear her - and yet - I worship her.....
    ***thud***

    And STAY down there!

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  12. Ms Scarlet2:54 AM, January 30, 2011

    Is this Damien Hirst's sister?
    Sx

    ...I'm watching you, Mr XL...

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  13. kabuki zero3:51 AM, January 30, 2011

    Is that bitch still here? I'm gonna buy an aluminum baseball bat. Not for any violent reason, I just think they're pretty.

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  14. Roses5:00 AM, January 30, 2011

    It's too early on a Sunday morning for this. She is one scary Mo-Fo.

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  15. Roses5:30 AM, January 30, 2011

    *hastily stubs cigarette out, away from Ms Dot's highly flammable wig and dress*

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  16. Inexplicable DeVice6:06 AM, January 30, 2011

    Good gods. Her eyes are following me around the room!

    Actually... Are those eyes, or are they polka dots?

    * sits back to watch the Kabuki vs Polka Dot Queen smackdown *

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  17. Princess6:46 AM, January 30, 2011

    Ooh... I love a good smackdown Mistress.

    My money's on Miss Kabuki... That bitch is fierce...

    Popcorn anyone?..

    Mind if I join you Mr Device?... I'll just move your sketch pad shall I?.... Ah that's better... Now Roses Darling... What's the cocktail de jour?

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  18. The Mistress6:48 AM, January 30, 2011

    New BITCHFIGHT post, bitches!

    kabuki vs The Polka Dot Queen!

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  19. Princess6:49 AM, January 30, 2011

    Baddrbaddrbaddrbadderrrrrrrup!

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