[thanks, Normadesmond!]
Shoots with remarkable accuracy!
“Big Dick” is 23 inches long and made of iron!
Enjoyed both indoors and out.
After a little practice, you will be able to hit any object you wish at a considerable distance.
Available now through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.
YAY First!
ReplyDeleteFrankly, at this point in my career ANY dick will do!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: YAY First!
ReplyDeleteRapid fire commenting!
THOMBEAU: Frankly, at this point in my career ANY dick will do!
May 2011 be the year you get laid!
Only few were delivered. One to a boy named Django.
ReplyDeleteLoitering long enough in a cubicle often works... A "friend" of mine swears by it...
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Only few were delivered. One to a boy named Django.
ReplyDelete*cue theme tune*
PRINCESS: Loitering long enough in a cubicle often works... A "friend" of mine swears by it...
Glory glory hole-e-lujah.
Thanks, but I already have one.
ReplyDeleteThere are lots of those in Texas.
ReplyDeletehaving met several 'big dicks' in my illustrious past, kabuki can assure you they are rarely free.
ReplyDeleteFor some completely bizarre reason that picture puts me in mind of 'Brave New World'. Maybe because the feed belt reminds me of my Malthusian bandolier? Or am I reaching? What is this ignorance which torments me? (to paraphrase Alighieri)
ReplyDelete*sucks down another bong hit,
wanders into kitchen and stands in front of refrigerator for half an hour*
I am distracted by the peeping wenis below...
ReplyDeleteSx
Well, I suppose it would make my eyes water.
ReplyDeleteremember those blissful days when it
ReplyDeletewould shoot as fast as you could turn the crank?
PEENEE: Thanks, but I already have one.
ReplyDeleteOh DO you now?
Why don’t you just wave it around in our faces then?
XL: There are lots of those in Texas.
Are you having another one of your Texan pride moments?
*recalls Ricky Nelson comment*
KABUKI: having met several 'big dicks' in my illustrious past, kabuki can assure you they are rarely free.
Perhaps you need to loiter longer.
See Princess’s comment.
NATIONS: For some completely bizarre reason that picture puts me in mind of 'Brave New World'. Maybe because the feed belt reminds me of my Malthusian bandolier? Or am I reaching? What is this ignorance which torments me? (to paraphrase Alighieri)
*sucks down another bong hit,
wanders into kitchen and stands in front of refrigerator for half an hour*
Enjoy Sean Connery’s bandolier while you’re waiting.
SCARLET: I am distracted by the peeping wenis below...
Better a peeping wenis that a weeping wenis…medically speaking.
ROSES: Well, I suppose it would make my eyes water.
So would peeling onions.
The choice is yours.
NORMADESMOND: remember those blissful days when it
would shoot as fast as you could turn the crank?
What a shame, Norma.
As a woman, Mistress MJ is always good to go!
They were notorious for misfiring - and going off before you were ready...
ReplyDeleteFrom Django to Zardoz, it can't get any ANY ... I had not the nerve to link the Django trailer here. Isn't there a picture of Burt Reynolds in a chicken costume?
ReplyDeleteBid Dick should work with holy wood too, a nice accessoire for the actual vampyre mania, just nail them pale idiots Hammer style - there's a block buster hidden!
That wasnt quite what I was hoping this post was going to be *sigh*
ReplyDelete***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***
ROXY: They were notorious for misfiring - and going off before you were ready...
ReplyDeleteTrigger happy.
MAGO: From Django to Zardoz, it can't get any ANY ... I had not the nerve to link the Django trailer here. Isn't there a picture of Burt Reynolds in a chicken costume?
Bid Dick should work with holy wood too, a nice accessoire for the actual vampyre mania, just nail them pale idiots Hammer style - there's a block buster hidden!
Don’t make me Google “Burt Reynolds in a chicken suit.”
DAMIEN: That wasnt quite what I was hoping this post was going to be *sigh*
***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***
You were hoping for a burly private investigator?
Does it fire blanks?
ReplyDeleteA big gun like that surely needs frequent oiling and handling to ensure proper firing when put to use.
Careful where you aim it! You might hurt someone's eye!
I think there are no pictures left. Burt made a long series of remarkably bad movies.
ReplyDeleteIt fires wooden plocks, Eros.
ReplyDeleteCome with me...I'll show you how to get BIG DICK and get it for free, too. Its all how choose where you look for it...
ReplyDeletedo they also sell pea shooters?
ReplyDeleteThere is much to be said in favor of Big Dick's with remarkable accuracy. Miss J is in favor.
ReplyDeleteYeeeuch! 25th. I'm not sure I want a go now. You lot must've worn "Big Dick" down to a nubbin.
ReplyDeleteEROS: Does it fire blanks?
ReplyDeleteA big gun like that surely needs frequent oiling and handling to ensure proper firing when put to use.
Careful where you aim it! You might hurt someone's eye!
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
MAGO: I think there are no pictures left. Burt made a long series of remarkably bad movies.
Don’t make me watch Cannonball Run or Smokey and the Bandit or any of their numerous sequels.
COOKIE: Come with me...I'll show you how to get BIG DICK and get it for free, too. Its all how choose where you look for it...
Ah yes…I recall you said you learned about sex in a men’s room.
BOXER: do they also sell pea shooters?
How about a marshmallow shooter?
MISS JANEY: There is much to be said in favor of Big Dick's with remarkable accuracy. Miss J is in favor.
We AIM to please. Har.
IVD: Yeeeuch! 25th. I'm not sure I want a go now. You lot must've worn "Big Dick" down to a nubbin.
Nubbin…teehee.