Friday, January 28, 2011

The Scourge

What are you bitches doing this weekend?

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Mistress MJ is busy inspecting and sanitizing her toilet seats to protect against THE SCOURGE.

We suggest you do the same.
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21 comments:

  1. designing wally8:49 PM, January 28, 2011

    Entertaining opera people for a benefit - talk about "THE SCOURGE"

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  2. LẌ9:00 PM, January 28, 2011

    Tiny toilet seat-cracks?

    They pinch!

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  3. The Cool Cookie9:24 PM, January 28, 2011

    A cracked toilet seat will pinch you...No fun!

    I wonder if the model from Filthy Friday caught her problem from have a cracked toilet seat?

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  4. mrpeenee9:42 PM, January 28, 2011

    The most discussed and dreaded disease of today.... but which apparently has no name. Maybe it's pottyseatitis. Or pyroxylin. I got pyroxylin at one of Ayem8y's truck stop's once. Nasty.

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  5. normadesmond9:51 PM, January 28, 2011

    if mom had coated the kids' dick and snatch with pyroxylin, the damn toilet seat coulda been made out of squirming maggots and all would be serene.

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  6. Damien9:52 PM, January 28, 2011

    Sitting on my fat arse drinking LOTS of water whilst taking lots of drugs......


    Medicinal ones only........

    Of course..........

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  7. FirstNations (non-denominational)10:22 PM, January 28, 2011

    her toilet seats are infested with tiny flagellants?

    *is confused and godless*

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  8. Ms Scarlet3:25 AM, January 29, 2011

    I'll have you know that the only crack on my toilet seat is a fresh one.
    Sx

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  9. Inexplicable DeVice4:42 AM, January 29, 2011

    This weekend I shall be cleaning Castle DeVice, including the otilet seat. Hopefully with the assistance of SP.

    Oh, and bleaching Filthy Friday's image from my mind...

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  10. The Mistress4:59 AM, January 29, 2011

    WALLY: Entertaining opera people for a benefit - talk about "THE SCOURGE"

    Speaking of opera, I’ve had to remove my opera gloves in favour of rubber gloves.

    I’m hoping Beast pops ‘round as he has a horrific rubber glove phobia.

    XL: Tiny toilet seat-cracks?
    They pinch!

    Aside from your regular pillow-fluffing duties, are you available for toilet sanitizing?

    The houseboys, you see, have the weekend off.

    COOKIE: A cracked toilet seat will pinch you...No fun!
    I wonder if the model from Filthy Friday caught her problem from have a cracked toilet seat?

    This proves that it really IS possible to get diseases from a toilet seat.

    PEENEE: The most discussed and dreaded disease of today.... but which apparently has no name. Maybe it's pottyseatitis. Or pyroxylin. I got pyroxylin at one of Ayem8y's truck stop's once. Nasty.

    Can’t you see his cunning plan for what it is?

    To inflict pestilence upon you at the truck stop and then send you for a cure (and rob your bank account) at the Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium!

    NORMADESMOND: if mom had coated the kids' dick and snatch with pyroxylin, the damn toilet seat coulda been made out of squirming maggots and all would be serene.

    You’re the Heloise of Infomaniac.

    DAMIEN: Sitting on my fat arse drinking LOTS of water whilst taking lots of drugs......
    Medicinal ones only........
    Of course..........

    This arse, by any chance?

    I’m still waiting for the photo of you from behind in your hospital gown.

    NATIONS: her toilet seats are infested with tiny flagellants?
    *is confused and godless*

    Say five Hail Mary's and ten Our Fathers each time you kneel before the porcelain altar.

    SCARLET: I'll have you know that the only crack on my toilet seat is a fresh one.

    Did you see my comment about your plumber’s crack over at Mitzi’s?

    She thinks I fancy you in that sort of way now.

    IVD: This weekend I shall be cleaning Castle DeVice, including the otilet seat. Hopefully with the assistance of SP.
    Oh, and bleaching Filthy Friday's image from my mind...

    I am shocked to see you using SP as a human toilet brush!

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  11. CyberPete5:05 AM, January 29, 2011

    Apparently there are other attachments too MJ. Like a duster. I think their weekend will be well kinky.

    I shall be ignoring my lovely Davina exercise DVDs and the need to clean and hope I won't get visitors.

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  12. Ms Scarlet6:35 AM, January 29, 2011

    Good heavens!
    I know you're only after me for my kitten heels and in depth knowledge of Betty's hot pot.
    Sx

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  13. LẌ7:11 AM, January 29, 2011

    "are you available for toilet sanitizing?"

    Unfortunately, no. As you may recall, I will be fluffing Miss Scarlet's tail this weekend.

    Oh Hai Miss Scarlet!

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  14. The Mistress7:13 AM, January 29, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: Apparently there are other attachments too MJ. Like a duster. I think their weekend will be well kinky.
    I shall be ignoring my lovely Davina exercise DVDs and the need to clean and hope I won't get visitors.

    I can raise a cocktail glass repeatedly to my lips.

    Does that count as exercise in Davina’s world?

    SCARLET: Good heavens!
    I know you're only after me for my kitten heels and in depth knowledge of Betty's hot pot.

    It’s Mitzi who’s started this rumour, Miss Scarlet!

    Did YOU know that the actress who plays Betty doesn’t know how to cook hot pot?

    In fact, she claims she claims she’s rubbish in the kitchen!

    Click here for the story.

    I wonder if she has houseboys.

    SCARLET: "are you available for toilet sanitizing?"
    Unfortunately, no. As you may recall, I will be fluffing Miss Scarlet's tail this weekend.
    Oh Hai Miss Scarlet!

    Oh bugger…I’d forgotten that I’d given YOU the weekend off too!

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  15. CyberPete8:10 AM, January 29, 2011

    I think Roses knows better than I what Davina considers exercise. She's the one who introduced us.

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  16. Inexplicable DeVice8:40 AM, January 29, 2011

    'Petra is right. There are other attachments for SP.
    Unfortunately, he doesn't fit up the chimney and seems to like the Dyson a little too much...

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  17. The Mistress9:10 AM, January 29, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: I think Roses knows better than I what Davina considers exercise. She's the one who introduced us.

    And she knows vodka better than Davina too, no doubt.

    Where IS Miss Roses today?

    IVD: 'Petra is right. There are other attachments for SP.
    Unfortunately, he doesn't fit up the chimney and seems to like the Dyson a little too much...

    The crevice attachment, per chance?

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  18. Inexplicable DeVice11:06 AM, January 29, 2011

    Per chance...

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  19. hayward11:10 AM, January 29, 2011

    First I shall pee on the toilet seat, then work on taxes.

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  20. CyberPete11:12 AM, January 29, 2011

    I think she might be keeping her sofa company.

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  21. The Mistress5:48 PM, January 29, 2011

    IVD: Per chance...

    Undoubtedly.

    HAYWARD: First I shall pee on the toilet seat, then work on taxes.

    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat!

    CYBERPOOF: I think she might be keeping her sofa company.

    I think she’s afraid I’ll put her on latrine duty.

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