Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Wenis Wednesday Meets WTF Wednesday

It’s a happy marriage of Wenis Wednesday and WTF Wednesday thanks to this submission from that spawn of Ms. Nations…yes, I am referring to the STAINLESS STEEL AMAZON herself!

(as usual, click to emBIGulate a little)
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  1. Roxy1:21 AM, January 19, 2011

    If I had a dollar for every time I've seen that...

    Well, I guess I'd have a dollar.

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  2. CyberPete1:26 AM, January 19, 2011

    Oh my, what a tiny wenis!

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  3. Princess1:26 AM, January 19, 2011

    With this ring i thee wed? Ouch!

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  4. The Mistress1:37 AM, January 19, 2011

    ROXY: If I had a dollar for every time I've seen that...
    Well, I guess I'd have a dollar.

    Come on in and spend it at the Infomaniac Shopping Network!

    CYBERPOOF: Oh my, what a tiny wenis!

    You bitches complained about the size of Mr. Macrame Man too.

    There is no pleasing some people.

    PRINCESS: With this ring i thee wed? Ouch!

    Will this fairytale have a “happy ending?”

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  5. Moonblossom1:50 AM, January 19, 2011

    That seems.. Incredibly unpleasant, but oh well to each their own! Body mods never made sense to me though.. Hm.

    I'd say he's ringing in the new year just fine though.

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  6. KJ1:55 AM, January 19, 2011

    Looks like Adam and Kari from Mythbusters have blown another theory out of the water...

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  7. Roses2:02 AM, January 19, 2011

    This really is a bit much on one cup of coffee.

    By the way, WTF Wednesday is well named. I called Boy over to have a look and that's exactly what he said.

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  8. The Mistress2:08 AM, January 19, 2011

    MANDA: That seems.. Incredibly unpleasant, but oh well to each their own! Body mods never made sense to me though.. Hm.
    I'd say he's ringing in the new year just fine though.

    And a happy 2011 to you, Miss Manda!

    UTE: Looks like Adam and Kari from Mythbusters have blown another theory out of the water...

    Ha! But mentioning Adam will make the Stainless Steel Amazon’s mother drool with lust.

    Or is it Jamie?

    Frankly, I think she mentioned something about a Mythbusters three-way.

    ROSES: This really is a bit much on one cup of coffee.
    By the way, WTF Wednesday is well named. I called Boy over to have a look and that's exactly what he said.

    Obviously your child-rearing style is not far removed from Ms. Nations and you can see how the Stainless Steel Amazon turned out!

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  9. Ms Scarlet2:52 AM, January 19, 2011

    Why are there so many hands?
    Why do I ask stupid questions?
    Sx

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  10. Anonymous6:43 AM, January 19, 2011

    Oregon, eh?
    Family photos changed a lot over time ... "Come on BillyMo, let's stamp a hole through yer sack and put this tube through! Let's show it to Granny!"

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  11. The Mistress7:22 AM, January 19, 2011

    SCARLET: Why are there so many hands?
    Why do I ask stupid questions?

    Well you know what they say…

    Many hands make light work.

    MAGO: Oregon, eh?
    Family photos changed a lot over time ... "Come on BillyMo, let's stamp a hole through yer sack and put this tube through! Let's show it to Granny!"

    I am impressed by your impersonation of an Oregonian and can only surmise that you’ve been spending time with Ms. Nations.

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  12. LẌ8:29 AM, January 19, 2011

    Book 'em Danno!

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  13. Anonymous11:02 AM, January 19, 2011

    These Oregonians always can blame the Laudanum.

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  14. normadesmond11:34 AM, January 19, 2011

    multi-tasking midweek!

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  15. FirstNations11:45 AM, January 19, 2011

    You see here the product of a liberal feminist upbringing on my youngest child. *snif* I'm so proud!

    You gotta figure that whistles in the wind. Or emits a kind of a low hooting noise anyway. Although if he comes up lame it makes him easier to tow, I guess.

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  16. The Mistress11:52 AM, January 19, 2011

    XL: Book 'em Danno!

    Now you’ve made me want to see and hear the excellent Hawaii Five-0 intro!

    MAGO: These Oregonians always can blame the Laudanum.

    Ms. Nations’ breast milk contained laudanum.

    Fact.

    NORMADESMOND: multi-tasking midweek!

    Excellent new title.

    But what happens when you’re juggling too many balls in the air?

    NATIONS: You see here the product of a liberal feminist upbringing on my youngest child. *snif* I'm so proud!
    You gotta figure that whistles in the wind. Or emits a kind of a low hooting noise anyway. Although if he comes up lame it makes him easier to tow, I guess.

    I’m hearing more of a “pffffffffftttt” sound.

    Of course that could be Beast following a dodgy curry.

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  17. The Cool Cookie12:10 PM, January 19, 2011

    Now why would anyone go and do that their scrotum? What in the name of fuck is this all about?

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  18. SSA12:20 PM, January 19, 2011

    Dear Moonblossom,
    If you don't "get" body mods, you should avoid gaining weight, losing weight, cutting your hair, growing your hair, dyeing your hair, piercing your ears, wearing high heels, typing for long periods of time and sex/pregnancy. All body modifying activities, those. Not to be a twat, just commenting on cultural prejudices and all (plus being a boldly tatted woman, I get tetchy)

    Cool cookie, do YOU have gaggles of ladies lining up to touch your scrote? Most women I know don't even want to look at a sac. This dude, he's got it figured out. Loads of ladies, near his sad little wenis. Grody, but absolute GENIUS.

    MJ, I saw this and thought of you before any shock or giggling set in... I don't know what that says about me or my mama, but I think it means you're a super-keen lady who likes sick shit. Consider it an early Valentine.

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  19. The Mistress12:31 PM, January 19, 2011

    COOKIE: Now why would anyone go and do that their scrotum? What in the name of fuck is this all about?

    As Pee-wee Herman once said…

    There are a lot of things about me
    you don't know anything about.

    Things you wouldn't understand.

    You couldn't understand.

    Things you SHOULDN’T understand.

    Also, see comment from the Stainless Steel Amazon (SSA). Ladies touching your scrote…teehee.

    SSA: Dear Moonblossom,
    If you don't "get" body mods, you should avoid gaining weight, losing weight, cutting your hair, growing your hair, dyeing your hair, piercing your ears, wearing high heels, typing for long periods of time and sex/pregnancy. All body modifying activities, those. Not to be a twat, just commenting on cultural prejudices and all (plus being a boldly tatted woman, I get tetchy)

    Cool cookie, do YOU have gaggles of ladies lining up to touch your scrote? Most women I know don't even want to look at a sac. This dude, he's got it figured out. Loads of ladies, near his sad little wenis. Grody, but absolute GENIUS.

    MJ, I saw this and thought of you before any shock or giggling set in... I don't know what that says about me or my mama, but I think it means you're a super-keen lady who likes sick shit. Consider it an early Valentine.

    Thank you for the early Valentine and may I take this opportunity to bestow the honour of Official Infomaniac Bitch upon you?

    Prepare for your hazing ritual.

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  20. BEAST12:44 PM, January 19, 2011

    Urgh ! GINGER PUBES

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  21. The Mistress12:47 PM, January 19, 2011

    BEAST: Urgh ! GINGER PUBES

    Remember this?

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  22. Miss Janey1:13 PM, January 19, 2011

    Good lord. Smelling salts, please. Can't look, can't look away.

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  23. The Mistress1:24 PM, January 19, 2011

    MISS JANEY: Good lord. Smelling salts, please. Can't look, can't look away.

    Do you have the vapors again?

    Shall I offer you my fainting chaise?

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  24. Inexplicable DeVice2:20 PM, January 19, 2011

    I wouldn't want to get arrested by him if those are the handcuffs he always uses.

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  25. The Mistress2:29 PM, January 19, 2011

    IVD: I wouldn't want to get arrested by him if those are the handcuffs he always uses.

    You might have to chew through the restraints.

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  26. Moonblossom5:41 PM, January 19, 2011

    If you don't "get" body mods, you should avoid gaining weight, losing weight, cutting your hair, growing your hair, dyeing your hair, piercing your ears, wearing high heels, typing for long periods of time and sex/pregnancy. All body modifying activities, those. Not to be a twat, just commenting on cultural prejudices and all (plus being a boldly tatted woman, I get tetchy):

    When saying "Body mods" I mean the kind that mutilate you, the kind used by magazines and the mainstream today. You don't have to raise your hackles at me over something like that, I just don't understand the reasoning behind what some people do to themselves, considering how harmful it could be to their bodies later on in life or even in present day. For instance: My mother told me a story about her friend who got blood poisoning from having her nipples pierced and also tattoos are fairly benign. I personally am not one to take risks that could harm my person later on in life, which is why I do not understand.

    I would appreciate it very much if in the future you do not lump me in with the social norms, I am not prejudiced and I do not take part in taboos.

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  27. Mitzi 5:48 PM, January 19, 2011

    Whatever it is, I wouldn't like it bouncing off my chin.

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  28. The Cool Cookie8:59 PM, January 19, 2011

    Dear SSA

    Such a silly question! No, I don't have gaggles of gals lining up to touch my "scrote". Now, what would be the point of that?

    And as a point of order, these ladies aren't touching this gent's scrote. They are touching each other through a hole in his scrote. There is a difference.

    Warm regards,

    Cookie

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  29. FirstNations3:05 PM, January 20, 2011

    Cool Cookie: when it comes to lining up to touch scrotes, my daughter knows what she's talking about!

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