Monday, January 17, 2011

Man Cheese and Homo Biscuits

Now being served at the Infomaniac Diner.

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35 comments:

  1. savannah7:55 PM, January 17, 2011

    first!!!!!

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  2. savannah7:56 PM, January 17, 2011

    i remember seeing those little jars of cheese when i was a kid, sugar! but not the biscuits. xoxoxo

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  3. LẌ8:10 PM, January 17, 2011

    My Aunt worked for NaBisCo; she never told me about the Homos!

    Oh Hai Savannah!

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  4. The Cool Cookie9:30 PM, January 17, 2011

    There was a time, in the 1970s, in Cleveland, that the Franklin Dairy store on Cedar Road in University Heights had a HUGE banner in the window advertising a gallon of HOMO MILK for a $1.00.

    My mother bought our milk there anyway but she dragged me along and sent me in with a buck and said I was to ask for HOMO MILK. I was all of eleven and yearning for a man to lavish me with affection.

    Not only did I not see the humor in it, but I dreaded drinking the stuff.

    Funny how time changes all things!

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  5. jason11:23 PM, January 17, 2011

    I've found that Man's cheese is best served on a homo biscuit.

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  6. The Mistress11:51 PM, January 17, 2011

    SAVANNAH: first!!!!!
    i remember seeing those little jars of cheese when i was a kid, sugar! but not the biscuits.

    Had you saved those little jars, you could have made a fortune on eBay.

    Surely there are those who would pay for old Man Cheese.

    XL: My Aunt worked for NaBisCo; she never told me about the Homos!
    Oh Hai Savannah!

    Mistress MJ is here to complete your education.

    COOKIE: There was a time, in the 1970s, in Cleveland, that the Franklin Dairy store on Cedar Road in University Heights had a HUGE banner in the window advertising a gallon of HOMO MILK for a $1.00.
    My mother bought our milk there anyway but she dragged me along and sent me in with a buck and said I was to ask for HOMO MILK. I was all of eleven and yearning for a man to lavish me with affection.
    Not only did I not see the humor in it, but I dreaded drinking the stuff.
    Funny how time changes all things!

    Milk cost a buck?

    I can’t even get anything for a buck in a dollar store!

    JASON: I've found that Man's cheese is best served on a homo biscuit.

    What wine would you pair with it?

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  7. normadesmond12:19 AM, January 18, 2011

    some of us are unbolted.

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  8. The Mistress12:27 AM, January 18, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: some of us are unbolted.

    Allowing for easy access!

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  9. CyberPete1:17 AM, January 18, 2011

    I do hope that no men or homos were hurt during the process

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  10. ayeM8y1:25 AM, January 18, 2011

    Does Man Cheese come in a spray?

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  11. Roses2:52 AM, January 18, 2011

    Gah! Man cheese. Ugh.

    S'all I'm sayin.

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  12. Ms Scarlet4:30 AM, January 18, 2011

    I will stick with my hob-nobs, but thank you kindly for the offer.
    Sx

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  13. The Mistress6:41 AM, January 18, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: I do hope that no men or homos were hurt during the process

    These things usually end in tears.

    Get out the tissues.

    AYEM8Y: Does Man Cheese come in a spray?

    Yes, would you like a squirt?

    ROSES: Gah! Man cheese. Ugh.
    S'all I'm sayin.

    Perhaps you’d prefer the Kipper Surprise?

    SCARLET: I will stick with my hob-nobs, but thank you kindly for the offer.

    I blame you Brits for getting me hooked on HobNobs!

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  14. Anonymous6:43 AM, January 18, 2011

    I'll stay with Jägermeister. No mixing.

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  15. Ms Scarlet6:47 AM, January 18, 2011

    I am a messy dunker. I leave crumbly goo in the bottom of my mug and crumb debris all over my desk.
    Maybe I dunk the hobnob for too long?
    Sx

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  16. The Mistress6:53 AM, January 18, 2011

    MAGO: I'll stay with Jägermeister. No mixing.

    Wouldn’t you prefer a glass of Müller-Thurgau?

    SCARLET: I am a messy dunker. I leave crumbly goo in the bottom of my mug and crumb debris all over my desk.
    Maybe I dunk the hobnob for too long?

    Please refer to my DUNKING : Naff or Not? post.

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  17. Ms Scarlet6:59 AM, January 18, 2011

    ...oh, I dunk Cadbury's chocolate fingers... actually I dunk segments of Terry's Chocolate orange... and Creme eggs...
    I am very naff.
    Sx

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  18. Anonymous7:23 AM, January 18, 2011

    Not at the moment, thank you. A bitter will do. And I'm with Mrs Scarlet on dunking.

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  19. The Mistress7:26 AM, January 18, 2011

    SCARLET: ...oh, I dunk Cadbury's chocolate fingers... actually I dunk segments of Terry's Chocolate orange... and Creme eggs...
    I am very naff.

    GAH! Chocolate with orange!

    Mistress MJ NEVER mixes chocolate with orange nor chocolate with mint!

    GAH!

    *spits*

    MAGO: Not at the moment, thank you. A bitter will do. And I'm with Mrs Scarlet on dunking.

    Am I going to have to put bibs on you two?

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  20. Anonymous8:04 AM, January 18, 2011

    No AfterEight for you then.
    Bibs at the dentist once were attached with small chains - Scarlet in chains?

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  21. The Mistress8:07 AM, January 18, 2011

    MAGO: No AfterEight for you then.
    Bibs at the dentist once were attached with small chains - Scarlet in chains?

    Scarlet In Chains would be a great name for the Infomaniac Band.

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  22. designing wally8:27 AM, January 18, 2011

    If you have any left over, you could send them to the craft room, neither product looks like they could go bad, (or be digested).

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  23. The Mistress8:30 AM, January 18, 2011

    WALLY: If you have any left over, you could send them to the craft room, neither product looks like they could go bad, (or be digested).

    I’ll send them to the Cheese Room.

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  24. Anonymous9:52 AM, January 18, 2011

    With the smash hit "The chained dunker".

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  25. Ms Scarlet9:56 AM, January 18, 2011

    Excuse me whilst I dunk my After Eight...
    Am I going to be a super star now??
    *Claps hands like a derranged seal whose had a whiff of whitebait*

    Sx

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  26. The Mistress9:57 AM, January 18, 2011

    MAGO & SCARLET: Behave yourselves or I’ll separate you.

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  27. Anonymous10:24 AM, January 18, 2011

    Do you tunk Terry's too, sweet Scarlet?

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  28. Ms Scarlet10:26 AM, January 18, 2011

    Yep, that's the one!
    I've dunked everything from a Jaffa cake to a Curly Wurly.
    Sx

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  29. The Mistress10:28 AM, January 18, 2011

    MAGO & SCARLET: I said STOP it!!!

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  30. Anonymous11:07 AM, January 18, 2011

    Terry's not homo.

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  31. Ms Scarlet12:03 PM, January 18, 2011

    No, he's gone out.
    Sx

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  32. Inexplicable DeVice12:08 PM, January 18, 2011

    Ten cents a package?

    Blimey, gays were cheap back then. Although, if they had that much man cheese, it's no wonder!

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  33. The Mistress1:42 PM, January 18, 2011

    MAGO & SCARLET: For the last time!!!

    IVD: Ten cents a package?
    Blimey, gays were cheap back then. Although, if they had that much man cheese, it's no wonder!

    Ten cents a package is expensive, considering that you’re giving it away for free!

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  34. Mitzi 5:46 PM, January 18, 2011

    I've dunked a ginger nut on many occasions, but never in public. Man cheese is an acquired taste, they're very fond of it in France they like the gamey aroma redolent of unwashed cocks.

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  35. The Mistress6:41 PM, January 18, 2011

    MITZI: You could contract gingervitis!

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