Monday, January 17, 2011

Man Cheese and Homo Biscuits

Now being served at the Infomaniac Diner.

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[thanks, Normadesmond!]

35 comments:

  1. i remember seeing those little jars of cheese when i was a kid, sugar! but not the biscuits. xoxoxo

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  2. My Aunt worked for NaBisCo; she never told me about the Homos!

    Oh Hai Savannah!

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  3. There was a time, in the 1970s, in Cleveland, that the Franklin Dairy store on Cedar Road in University Heights had a HUGE banner in the window advertising a gallon of HOMO MILK for a $1.00.

    My mother bought our milk there anyway but she dragged me along and sent me in with a buck and said I was to ask for HOMO MILK. I was all of eleven and yearning for a man to lavish me with affection.

    Not only did I not see the humor in it, but I dreaded drinking the stuff.

    Funny how time changes all things!

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  4. I've found that Man's cheese is best served on a homo biscuit.

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  5. SAVANNAH: first!!!!!
    i remember seeing those little jars of cheese when i was a kid, sugar! but not the biscuits.


    Had you saved those little jars, you could have made a fortune on eBay.

    Surely there are those who would pay for old Man Cheese.

    XL: My Aunt worked for NaBisCo; she never told me about the Homos!
    Oh Hai Savannah!


    Mistress MJ is here to complete your education.

    COOKIE: There was a time, in the 1970s, in Cleveland, that the Franklin Dairy store on Cedar Road in University Heights had a HUGE banner in the window advertising a gallon of HOMO MILK for a $1.00.
    My mother bought our milk there anyway but she dragged me along and sent me in with a buck and said I was to ask for HOMO MILK. I was all of eleven and yearning for a man to lavish me with affection.
    Not only did I not see the humor in it, but I dreaded drinking the stuff.
    Funny how time changes all things!


    Milk cost a buck?

    I can’t even get anything for a buck in a dollar store!

    JASON: I've found that Man's cheese is best served on a homo biscuit.

    What wine would you pair with it?

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  6. NORMADESMOND: some of us are unbolted.

    Allowing for easy access!

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  7. I do hope that no men or homos were hurt during the process

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  8. Does Man Cheese come in a spray?

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  9. Gah! Man cheese. Ugh.

    S'all I'm sayin.

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  10. I will stick with my hob-nobs, but thank you kindly for the offer.
    Sx

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  11. CYBERPOOF: I do hope that no men or homos were hurt during the process

    These things usually end in tears.

    Get out the tissues.

    AYEM8Y: Does Man Cheese come in a spray?

    Yes, would you like a squirt?

    ROSES: Gah! Man cheese. Ugh.
    S'all I'm sayin.


    Perhaps you’d prefer the Kipper Surprise?

    SCARLET: I will stick with my hob-nobs, but thank you kindly for the offer.

    I blame you Brits for getting me hooked on HobNobs!

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  12. I'll stay with Jägermeister. No mixing.

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  13. I am a messy dunker. I leave crumbly goo in the bottom of my mug and crumb debris all over my desk.
    Maybe I dunk the hobnob for too long?
    Sx

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  14. MAGO: I'll stay with Jägermeister. No mixing.

    Wouldn’t you prefer a glass of Müller-Thurgau?

    SCARLET: I am a messy dunker. I leave crumbly goo in the bottom of my mug and crumb debris all over my desk.
    Maybe I dunk the hobnob for too long?


    Please refer to my DUNKING : Naff or Not? post.

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  15. ...oh, I dunk Cadbury's chocolate fingers... actually I dunk segments of Terry's Chocolate orange... and Creme eggs...
    I am very naff.
    Sx

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  16. Not at the moment, thank you. A bitter will do. And I'm with Mrs Scarlet on dunking.

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  17. SCARLET: ...oh, I dunk Cadbury's chocolate fingers... actually I dunk segments of Terry's Chocolate orange... and Creme eggs...
    I am very naff.


    GAH! Chocolate with orange!

    Mistress MJ NEVER mixes chocolate with orange nor chocolate with mint!

    GAH!

    *spits*

    MAGO: Not at the moment, thank you. A bitter will do. And I'm with Mrs Scarlet on dunking.

    Am I going to have to put bibs on you two?

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  18. No AfterEight for you then.
    Bibs at the dentist once were attached with small chains - Scarlet in chains?

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  19. MAGO: No AfterEight for you then.
    Bibs at the dentist once were attached with small chains - Scarlet in chains?


    Scarlet In Chains would be a great name for the Infomaniac Band.

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  20. If you have any left over, you could send them to the craft room, neither product looks like they could go bad, (or be digested).

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  21. WALLY: If you have any left over, you could send them to the craft room, neither product looks like they could go bad, (or be digested).

    I’ll send them to the Cheese Room.

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  22. With the smash hit "The chained dunker".

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  23. Excuse me whilst I dunk my After Eight...
    Am I going to be a super star now??
    *Claps hands like a derranged seal whose had a whiff of whitebait*

    Sx

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  24. MAGO & SCARLET: Behave yourselves or I’ll separate you.

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  25. Yep, that's the one!
    I've dunked everything from a Jaffa cake to a Curly Wurly.
    Sx

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  26. MAGO & SCARLET: I said STOP it!!!

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  27. Ten cents a package?

    Blimey, gays were cheap back then. Although, if they had that much man cheese, it's no wonder!

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  28. MAGO & SCARLET: For the last time!!!

    IVD: Ten cents a package?
    Blimey, gays were cheap back then. Although, if they had that much man cheese, it's no wonder!


    Ten cents a package is expensive, considering that you’re giving it away for free!

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  29. I've dunked a ginger nut on many occasions, but never in public. Man cheese is an acquired taste, they're very fond of it in France they like the gamey aroma redolent of unwashed cocks.

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  30. MITZI: You could contract gingervitis!

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