Sunday, January 09, 2011

The Infomaniac Medical Clinic

The long-awaited Infomaniac Medical Clinic opens its doors today.

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Our head nurse is expecting you.
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19 comments:

  1. LẌ5:19 AM, January 09, 2011

    I have become comfortably numb...

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  2. The Mistress5:33 AM, January 09, 2011

    Good.

    Then you won't feel a thing for our NEXT medical procedure.

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  3. Roses6:21 AM, January 09, 2011

    Oh dear. I forgot to make an appointment. Never mind. Next time eh?

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice6:37 AM, January 09, 2011

    Ooh, that reminds me: I must get my eyebrows done.

    * wonders if that's botox Nurse Joan's wielding *

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  5. Stacia6:45 AM, January 09, 2011

    Her mouth says grim determination, but her eyes are shouting "Party time!"

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  6. designing wally8:23 AM, January 09, 2011

    Now, this is only going to hurt just as much as I want it to...

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  7. Princess9:08 AM, January 09, 2011

    Relax Dhaarlings... I've given thousands of these over the years... I don't know what all the fuss is about.... I never feel a thing....

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  8. CyberPete9:09 AM, January 09, 2011

    If she has experience administering Botox I'd like a bit please.

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  9. Ms Scarlet10:22 AM, January 09, 2011

    Thankfully, all my bits seems to be in working order.
    *bids hasty retreat*
    Sx

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  10. Romeo Morningwood10:30 AM, January 09, 2011

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  11. Romeo Morningwood10:31 AM, January 09, 2011

    I can't really relax because
    "A" know that she has tied up her children in the next room.

    and "B" don't know how much more botox my wenis can take.

    *winces like a wuss

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  12. Anonymous11:54 AM, January 09, 2011

    Is this a drug clinic?

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  13. The Mistress12:06 PM, January 09, 2011

    ROSES: Oh dear. I forgot to make an appointment. Never mind. Next time eh?

    No appointment necessary.

    Take a seat, Miss Roses!

    In fact, I’m pushing you to the front of the queue.

    IVD: Ooh, that reminds me: I must get my eyebrows done.
    * wonders if that's botox Nurse Joan's wielding *

    That reminds me…

    Did the eyebrow that you accidentally singed off ever grow back?

    STACIA: Her mouth says grim determination, but her eyes are shouting "Party time!"

    Hats and streamers available at the reception desk.

    WALLY: Now, this is only going to hurt just as much as I want it to...

    “Bring me the axe!”

    PRINCESS: Relax Dhaarlings... I've given thousands of these over the years... I don't know what all the fuss is about.... I never feel a thing....

    Surely you’ve become immune.

    CYBERPOOF: If she has experience administering Botox I'd like a bit please.

    You need more than one vial by the looks of it.

    SCARLET: Thankfully, all my bits seems to be in working order.
    *bids hasty retreat*

    Head nurse will be the judge of THAT!

    DONN: I can't really relax because
    "A" know that she has tied up her children in the next room.
    and "B" don't know how much more botox my wenis can take.
    *winces like a wuss

    You have frown lines on your wenis?

    MAGO: Is this a drug clinic?

    Name your poison.

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  14. normadesmond12:44 PM, January 09, 2011

    why, this angel's face should
    be immortalized on nickels.

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  15. BEAST2:34 PM, January 09, 2011

    Head Nurse looks like she will be a bit rough during a bed bath

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  16. Moonblossom2:39 PM, January 09, 2011

    That needle looks rather brutal! I believe I'll take a rain check on this visit!

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  17. The Cool Cookie4:30 PM, January 09, 2011

    Here comes the anal probe and the saltwater enema. Good times.

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  18. mrpeenee4:54 PM, January 09, 2011

    Oh dear, I thought this was the Infomanic House of Beauty. I just came by to get my eyebrows tinted, but after getting a good look at Head Nurse's, I think I've changed my mind. Never mind.

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  19. The Mistress5:20 PM, January 09, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: why, this angel's face should
    be immortalized on nickels.

    Can you tell I’m reading Donald Spoto’s “Possessed,” Norma?

    BEAST: Head Nurse looks like she will be a bit rough during a bed bath

    Considering you seldom bathe, I wouldn’t let it concern you.

    MANDA: That needle looks rather brutal! I believe I'll take a rain check on this visit!

    A checkup is mandatory for ALL Infomaniac Bitches!

    COOKIE: Here comes the anal probe and the saltwater enema. Good times.

    Is there anything you’d rather be doing on a Sunday afternoon?

    PEENEE: Oh dear, I thought this was the Infomanic House of Beauty. I just came by to get my eyebrows tinted, but after getting a good look at Head Nurse's, I think I've changed my mind. Never mind.

    Ask about our Elizabethan period arsenic-based anal bleaching treatment and receive a 20 per cent off discount.

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