Sunday, January 09, 2011

The Doctor Will See You Now

You encountered our head nurse earlier.

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Now meet the doctor.
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  1. MAC7:00 PM, January 09, 2011

    I have been feeling like a cold is coming on, but I think I'll stick with over the counter drugs, Thank You very much.

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  2. LẌ7:03 PM, January 09, 2011

    So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation.

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  3. The Cool Cookie7:33 PM, January 09, 2011

    THIRD!!!!!

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  4. The Cool Cookie7:36 PM, January 09, 2011

    All this reminds me of the song in "A Mighty Wind"

    Don't leave them cold and wet. Try our butt plugs and penis clamps. Sure Flow, Sure Flow..."

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  5. designing wally8:38 PM, January 09, 2011

    So glad to see that Mother is here.

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  6. Princess9:15 PM, January 09, 2011

    "What was that Doctor?"... "Oh... a jump to the left"..."Yes"... "And then a step to the right"..."Ok".. "Ok"... "Now... let my back bone slip?"...

    "er"..."Riiight"... "And bring my knees in tight?"..."er"... "Like this?"....
    "Well it is a rather interesting position Doctor"...

    "Oooh"... "That pelviic thrusting is really driving me insane Doctor"....

    "Well... that was lovely"... "No not at all".... "Thank you Doctor"...
    "I'm glad to hear that my prostate is very healthy"... "But might I say you do have a rather unusual examination technique!"....

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  7. Jenny9:18 PM, January 09, 2011

    So I'll remove the cause.
    But not the symptom.

    he looks a ton better than my naturopath.

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  8. tattytiara9:58 PM, January 09, 2011

    Pink rubber is always a good place to start.

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  9. Moonblossom10:03 PM, January 09, 2011

    Okay, I would gladly have a visit with this doctor.. (I fucking love RHPS!)

    "So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? I could show you my favorite obsession. I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan, and he's good for relieving my tension"

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  10. mrpeenee10:14 PM, January 09, 2011

    Pearls are always right for any occasion.

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  11. The Mistress10:34 PM, January 09, 2011

    MAC: I have been feeling like a cold is coming on, but I think I'll stick with over the counter drugs, Thank You very much.

    You’ll take your medicine and you’ll like it, MAC.

    And since you’ve forgotten to yell “YAY, FIRST!” you’re getting an extra dose.

    XL: So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation.

    Have you developed a speech impediment?

    COOKIE: THIRD!!!!!
    All this reminds me of the song in "A Mighty Wind"
    Don't leave them cold and wet. Try our butt plugs and penis clamps. Sure Flow, Sure Flow..."

    Won’t make your patients cringe!

    WALLY: So glad to see that Mother is here.

    Who’s a brave boy?

    PRINCESS: "What was that Doctor?"... "Oh... a jump to the left"..."Yes"... "And then a step to the right"..."Ok".. "Ok"... "Now... let my back bone slip?"...
    "er"..."Riiight"... "And bring my knees in tight?"..."er"... "Like this?"....
    "Well it is a rather interesting position Doctor"...
    "Oooh"... "That pelviic thrusting is really driving me insane Doctor"....
    "Well... that was lovely"... "No not at all".... "Thank you Doctor"...
    "I'm glad to hear that my prostate is very healthy"... "But might I say you do have a rather unusual examination technique!"....

    Do it again.

    BOXER: So I'll remove the cause.
    But not the symptom.
    he looks a ton better than my naturopath.

    They can’t all be Dr. McDreamys.

    TATTY TIARA: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    However did you stumble into this cesspit?

    MANDA: Okay, I would gladly have a visit with this doctor.. (I fucking love RHPS!)
    "So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? I could show you my favorite obsession. I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan, and he's good for relieving my tension"

    Manda said a swear.

    PEENEE: Pearls are always right for any occasion.

    You’ve had enough pearl necklaces to open your own jewelry store.

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  12. normadesmond12:47 AM, January 10, 2011

    i only see specialists.

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  13. CyberPete1:10 AM, January 10, 2011

    Well one thing is for sure, I will be too scared to go back to sleep.

    My boss thanks you

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  14. BEAST1:28 AM, January 10, 2011

    Good lord has Mavis got another job ???

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  15. Damien2:05 AM, January 10, 2011

    Doctor - I have this lump between my legs.... it grows....... shrinks.... grows..... shrinks.. sometimes it spits at me..... i dont know what to do !!!

    ***falls back artfully into carefully arranged repose, whilst simultaneously exposing lubed up love tunnel***

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  16. Ms Scarlet2:53 AM, January 10, 2011

    Those are Mr Beastie's washing up gloves... and I know where they've been... so I'll leave my appointment for the time being.
    Sx

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  17. Roses3:30 AM, January 10, 2011

    What do you mean you won't warm the giant speculuum up?

    I think I'll go see my regular GP.

    No, it's fine, I can get off the table by myself. Hanging out with the bitches, I've learnt to pick handcuffs.

    Lovely meeting you.

    Bye.

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  18. The Mistress5:25 AM, January 10, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: i only see specialists.

    Oh but he is special.

    CYBERPOOF: Well one thing is for sure, I will be too scared to go back to sleep.
    My boss thanks you

    Tell him to send a cheque.

    BEAST: Good lord has Mavis got another job ???

    And a better wig.

    Hasn’t this post set off your rubber glove phobia?

    DAMIEN: Doctor - I have this lump between my legs.... it grows....... shrinks.... grows..... shrinks.. sometimes it spits at me..... i dont know what to do !!!
    ***falls back artfully into carefully arranged repose, whilst simultaneously exposing lubed up love tunnel***

    So it was YOU who used up our supply of Boy Butter.

    SCARLET: Those are Mr Beastie's washing up gloves... and I know where they've been... so I'll leave my appointment for the time being.

    Have you seen Mr. Beastie’s Love Mitten?

    ROSES: What do you mean you won't warm the giant speculuum up?
    I think I'll go see my regular GP.
    No, it's fine, I can get off the table by myself. Hanging out with the bitches, I've learnt to pick handcuffs.
    Lovely meeting you.
    Bye.

    Frankly, I am disappointed by your lack of adventure.

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  19. Ms Scarlet6:00 AM, January 10, 2011

    Actually, no! I didn't have that honour!
    Sx

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  20. The Mistress6:46 AM, January 10, 2011

    SCARLET: Actually, no! I didn't have that honour!

    One must use hushed tones when speaking of Beast's Love Mitten.

    After all, it is the love that dare not speak its name.

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  21. Ms Scarlet6:50 AM, January 10, 2011

    Ha! Beastums!!
    Sx

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  22. Mitzi 12:58 PM, January 10, 2011

    Nurse, will you have a sniff of this? That's not right, is it?

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